Untrue trivia

[alles ist gut]

The worlds largest colander is attached to the ceiling of the study in the house of former England f******l manager Sven-Goran Eriksson; when questioned about it, the elderly Ulrika-botherer feigned ignorance, saying “it was there when I bought the place.”

[Bjornebye]

Just now, alles ist gut said:

The worlds largest colander is attached to the ceiling of the study in the house of former England f******l manager Sven-Goran Eriksson

Hahaha you've got SSN on as well 

[Bjornebye]

There is a copy of Charlottes Web signed by Ian Botham on the bookshelf of every Tory MP. 

[alles ist gut]

Amy Winehouse faked her own death in order to undergo Species Reassignment Surgery (SRS) and now works as a donkey giving rides on the beach at Scarborough.

[DalyanPete]

Brilliant stuff boys, made me laugh.

[Davelfc]

During the Falklands conflict the RAF dropped specially developed penguin laxative food pellets onto the island so that the Argentinian troops would find it difficult and slippy to move around at night. 

[Davelfc]

The Skoda Felicia was never sold in Uruguay because there the word Felicia means blowjob. 

[Anubis]

Billie Eilish is Billie Piper’s unwanted baby that she put up for adoption when she was 18. She is named after her mother.

[Trumo]

Volkswagen faked emissions results on cars built for the Scottish market by running the test cars on Irn Bru.

[Trumo]

James Corden has left an unflushed log in the toilet of every hotel room he's ever stayed in.

[Stouffer]

Bertie Bassett is allergic to silk.

[Section_31]

Che Guevara had two private pensions.

[Davelfc]

John F Kennedy was about to declare war on Russia and launch a missile attack on Cuba, but left the decision to a toss of a coin. Fortunately for the free world the coin landed on tails, not to launch. 

[Trumo]

When Ant of Ant & Dec fame was off TV, he pitched the idea of a Braille version of 'Where's Wally (Waldo)?' to the publishers. They haven't got back to him yet.

[Trumo]

Rasputin's favourite drink was Vimto.

[Section_31]

Just now, Trumo said:

Rasputin's favourite drink was Vimto.

He was also from Ormskirk and was on Burscough's books until the age of 19.

[Mudface]

Michael Gove works as a dog fluffer on bestiality porn sets because he's married to Sarah Vine and has to get his jollies somewhere.

[Davelfc]

Until 1965 the FA Cup final was never played live and was recorded a week before it was played. The entire crowd were sworn to secrecy along with the players and officials so as to not ruin the broadcast for everyone else. 

 

This was only discovered when an Arsenal goalkeeper who was supposed to be playing was involved in a fight with a fan in a pub when the fan criticised him for not making a save as they watched on tv. 

 

From then on it was decided they should play and broadcast it live. 

[alles ist gut]

The lyrics to Boney M’s “Rasputin” were written by then-Poet Laureate Cecil Day-Lewis and his son Daniel.

[Strontium]

7 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Rasputin's favourite drink was Vimto.

 

And all the pretentious poseurs spell it Wimto.

[Davelfc]

John Wayne's voice was dubbed in all of his films by a voice actor because his own voice was far too high pitched. 

[alles ist gut]

Beer mats can no longer be sold in the EU due to them containing less than 10% chipmunk.

[Megadrive Man]

The real reason Geri Halliwell was nicknamed Ginger spice was because she was addicted to Cheesy Wotsits in the 90's.  She used to crush them down and rub them in her hair before going on stage to perform. 

[Davelfc]

Apple had to delete one of their iPhone ringtones in Australia after discovering it was being mistaken for the mating call of the Galah bird. It was brought to their attention after a string of attack on iPhone users during the birds mating season. 

[Creator Supreme]

45 minutes ago, Trumo said:

James Corden has left an unflushed log in the toilet of every hotel room he's ever stayed in.

Untrue trivia only mate!