Lily James

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Still hotter than 99% of women from from Edinburgh 

 

Nah, Edinburgh has some stunning gurls.

 

Glasgee, now there's a town populated by mooses.

[Dr Nowt]

15 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, Edinburgh has some stunning gurls.

 

Glasgee, now there's a town populated by mooses.

Ex of mine was a Glesga girl. Took her with me when I won a global award at JP Morgan as a youngster, bagging an all-expenses paid trip to New York where we were put up in the Plaza Hotel for a week on the company dollar. At the awards ceremony evening I was seated next to a board member who was the 3rd most senior person in the whole bank. Spraffing on about how he plays golf with Giuliani and classes him as a close personal friend, this when he was mayor. Dawn simply looked at him, looked at me, looked him dead in the eyes and observed ‘What a fucking wanker’. Absolute career high-point. I simply won’t hear a word against women from Glasgow, they should all be canonised.

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Ex of mine was a Glesga girl. Took her with me when I won a global award at JP Morgan as a youngster, bagging an all-expenses paid trip to New York where we were put up in the Plaza Hotel for a week on the company dollar. At the awards ceremony evening I was seated next to a board member who was the 3rd most senior person in the whole bank. Spraffing on about how he plays golf with Giuliani and classes him as a close personal friend, this when he was mayor. Dawn simply looked at him, looked at me, looked him dead in the eyes and observed ‘What a fucking wanker’. Absolute career high-point. I simply won’t hear a word against women from Glasgow, they should all be canonised.

 

You rember the 'musttellgf..' thread from years back?

 

She'd sat all day on a megabus to get a dicking and then this happens.

 

She was a weegie, I shouldn't be so quick in my criticism, maybe, just maybe...

 

 

[Dr Nowt]

7 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

You rember the 'musttellgf..' thread from years back?

 

She was a weegie, I shouldn't be so quick in my criticism, maybe, just maybe...

 

 

Experienced just such an incident with the recent ex a couple months ago mate. Red wine. The old chap briefly looked like Douglas Quaid when he’s forced outside onto the surface of Mars.

[cloggypop]

55 minutes ago, Mook said:

I generally fancy birds with nice faces. Jet had an athletic body & her hair was all done up nice but this is her face when you take the other things away & it is not pretty...

 

Much as I agree here, you are the biggest Katy Perry fan on the site. 

 

[cloggypop]

39 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, Edinburgh has some stunning gurls.

 

Glasgee, now there's a town populated by mooses.

It's meese. 

[Mook]

16 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Much as I agree here, you are the biggest Katy Perry fan on the site. 

 

That's a shocking picture of her making a face, in bad light & possibly with no make up on though, you could make any celebrity look bad with a picture like that. The one I posted of Jet is some sort of promotional picture.

[Vincent Vega]

Stop fucking up my Lily James thread you utter cunts.

[bigthrusts]

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Mook said:

More than likely, Edinburgh birds are stuck up fucking pigs generally speaking.

 

I've only ever gone out with one bird from Edinburgh though and I can confidently say she had a nicer coupon than Jet.

A nicer coupon than Jet from Gladiators? I don't know what you mean by coupon but Mook I've got pissed with you and as handsome a man as you are I fully assume she had Celtic, Barcelona and Bayern Munich on her coupon while Jet had Lecce, Espanyol and Forest Green because otherwise you are chatting utter brown 

2 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, Edinburgh has some stunning gurls.

 

Glasgee, now there's a town populated by mooses.

Glasgow women are amazing. They are to me what the rest of the world thinks about scouse women. 

[Chairman Meow]

On 15/05/2021 at 22:47, Dr Nowt said:

Ex of mine was a Glesga girl. Took her with me when I won a global award at JP Morgan as a youngster, bagging an all-expenses paid trip to New York where we were put up in the Plaza Hotel for a week on the company dollar. At the awards ceremony evening I was seated next to a board member who was the 3rd most senior person in the whole bank. Spraffing on about how he plays golf with Giuliani and classes him as a close personal friend, this when he was mayor. Dawn simply looked at him, looked at me, looked him dead in the eyes and observed ‘What a fucking wanker’. Absolute career high-point. I simply won’t hear a word against women from Glasgow, they should all be canonised.

Do you have her number still? I think I may love her. 

 

Also, does she have low self esteem and poor taste in men? If not then you can skip answering the previous question as it would never work otherwise. 

[Dr Nowt]

14 minutes ago, Chairman Meow said:

Do you have her number still? I think I may love her. 

 

Also, does she have low self esteem and poor taste in men? If not then you can skip answering the previous question as it would never work otherwise. 

Alas I do not mate. However, she went out with me at 21 for a year, so I think we can take as read she exhibits a range of behaviours against her own best interests. If you can track her down it sounds to me like you’re game on.

[Total Longo]

Anyway, back on topic...

 

[Josef Svejk]

Least appropriate casting ever? Her as Pamela Anderson? 

 

(And I say this as a fan of her Beach Boys videos.) 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 16/05/2021 at 00:03, bigthrusts said:

 

On 15/05/2021 at 23:40, Vincent Vega said:

"Stop fucking up my thread you utter cunts."

.

[dockers_strike]

14 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Least appropriate casting ever? Her as Pamela Anderson? 

 

(And I say this as a fan of her Beach Boys videos.) 

Yeah, lovely as she is, she has no tits to speak of. I read she was wearing fake tits for a Baywatch scene she was filming!

[Gnasher]

Thick stupid bint making excuses for a super rich family of Nazi lovers. She's got a strange sticky out mouth and a bland personality, typical bbc luvvie cunt.

 

Mitford sisters ffs. 

 

The link below is a link to the Mitford sister James plays on the BBC. 

 

 

https://www.vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle/article/who-was-nancy-mitford

[Rocky Sullivan]

15 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Thick stupid bint making excuses for a super rich family of Nazi lovers. She's got a strange sticky out mouth and a bland personality, typical bbc luvvie cunt.

 

Mitford sisters ffs. 

 

The link below is a link to the Mitford sister James plays on the BBC. 

 

 

https://www.vogue.co.uk/arts-and-lifestyle/article/who-was-nancy-mitford

You are a prize plum aren't you? 

[Bjornebye]

[Gnasher]

22 minutes ago, Rocky Sullivan said:

You are a prize plum aren't you? 

Says some cunt with a pic of Jimmy Cagney? Oh do fuck off you fucking lemon.

[Gnasher]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

IMG_1959.mov

Care to share? 

 

[Bjornebye]

It was the video of this happening but it’s not worked 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

It was the video of this happening but it’s not worked 

Nice..

[sir roger]

The advert she is in annoys me as it has the ping from a mobile phone and if I am not concentrating on tv I assume I have a whatsapp.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, sir roger said:

The advert she is in annoys me as it has the ping from a mobile phone and if I am not concentrating on tv I assume I have a whatsapp.

If she's on the tv why wouldn't you be concentrating on the tv when she's on?