US Election Thread 2016

[Lee909]

Are they still looking fir volunteers for a mission to Mars?

[Carvalho Diablo]

Fucking hell.

[Hades]

So how much of this is down to American men just refusing to have a woman in charge?

 

A question that you won't see discussed on TV this morning

66% of white women voted for Trump.

[PestiRed]

Are they still looking fir volunteers for a mission to Mars?

Doubt it, science will be abolished shortly as unpatriotic

[Anubis]

Marine Le Pen has tweeted her congratulations. Golden Dawn supported Trump. So did the KKK.

 

All around the world, racists and Fascists will be celebrating this.

 

What a horrible fucking year.

Yup. Watch Farage try and push the Tories into legislation that'll change our unwritten constitution to make it more like America's - electing/appointing Judges, etc.

[Lee909]

How long Chancellor Trump stops future election.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Dr Nowt]

He's a political satirist par excellence is Gandhi.

Indeed.

[cloggypop]

Podesta just told everyone to go home and have a kip. Nothing more to see until tomorrow.

 

I guess they aren't conceding straight away.

[Carvalho Diablo]

"Exit polls".

 

Clueless, money for nothing, kill them.

 

Fucking fucking fucking hell.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Sweeney287]

Blimey, just woken up and am shocked

[Red Phoenix]

Not a good night for Nate Silver, haha.

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Not a good night for Nate Silver, haha.

 

Do you know how statistics work, you gormless prick?

 

At what point did FiveThirtyEight say that Clinton was definitely going to win?

[Hand Shandy]

This is just fucking madness.

[Rico1304]

Can someone please Tell Den Tooth this is exactly why you shouldn't ask the public to vote on every single issue.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

You have to laugh at how stupid that Muslim bloke is on at the moment. 

[Red Phoenix]

Do you know how statistics work, you gormless prick?

 

Fuck off, he's been for Clinton for months and it's been obvious. Serves the prick right.

[skend04]

Well, you know, it could turn out okay. How far is the nuclear fallout from one of America's nukes?

[Boss]

A spokesperson for the Muslim Americans for Trump there. As if things couldn't get more surreal. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Well, you know, it could turn out okay. How far is the nuclear fallout from one of America's nukes?

 

Chain reaction=nobody would be safe. 

[skend04]

Chain reaction=nobody would be safe.

Damn. Didn't really take that into consideration. I was going to sign up BT Infinity and pay the line rental up front to save some money. Doesn't seem to be worth the effort now.

[Denny Crane]

I can't get upset about or disappointed about crooked Hillary losing. I guess that is what Americans thought.  It is interesting yet again how wrong the media and polls were apart from a handful. As disgusting and vile as Trump is it isnt the end of the world. 

 

At this rate the UK will be led by bad Bootle meff Paul Nuttall. 

[PestiRed]

Corey Lewandowski is making a right tit of himself on CNN. Any hopes that these people could win graciously are fucked