Man Utd - Europa League (h)

[an tha]

It's a right cunt of a drone though. Those shit, monotone Ronaldo/Carrick songs they do for about 20 minutes a time. No wonder their team underperforms.

A fair point - at least they sing though.

 

Our support is dogshite and we have a really bad case of 'sing when you're winning'

[BCM]

John Bradley ‏@JBcommentator 2h2 hours ago

Liverpool v Manchester Utd refereed by Carlos Velasco Carballo of Spain. 6 reds and 63 yellows in the last 10 games he's done. Be Warned !!

[moof]

Watch one of ours get an early red. Probably Henderson trying to prove he's a man.

[an tha]

Watch one of ours get an early red. Probably Henderson trying to prove he's a man.

Yeah...little chance of a european ref letting some early marker challenges go unpunished the way a ref here might because its a lfc v mufc game.

 

Almost certainly not a good idea to go about things like a normal us and them fixture - its gonna get you cards if you do.

[Gnasher]

No worries about the ref, European refs are miles better than the shit we have to put up with.

[Red House]

 

John Bradley ‏@JBcommentator 2h2 hours ago

Liverpool v Manchester Utd refereed by Carlos Velasco Carballo of Spain. 6 reds and 63 yellows in the last 10 games he's done. Be Warned !!

 

 

Is Fellaini available for tomorrow?

[magicrat]

No worries about the ref, European refs are miles better than the shit we have to put up with.

 

Hostage to fortune this post mate

[Tom araya]

My nerves are shot already,thank fuck I have work tomorrow to keep me occupied until kick off.

[boots123]

Let's fucking twat these

every time someone says this we get beat

[therevivalist]

The mother of all battles didn't end well for Saddam Hussein.

[kop77]

Those were the days my friends 
We took the Stretford End 
We took the Shed 
The North Bank Highbury

We took the Geordies too 
We fought for Liverpool 
We are the Kop 
Of Liverpool FC

Na na na na, nana ...

[Sugar Ape]

Carra picks his all time Liverpool/Utd 11. What do you reckon? No Gerrard? Much as I think he was a good player is Irwin really the best left back in the combined history of the clubs?

 

[Lee909]

Fucking Schmeichel over Clem

[Lee909]

Also where the fuck is Rashford and the white Pele

[Iceman]

I will be furious if we win this under Klopp. 

[Sugar Ape]

http://www.socceronsunday.com/article/carragher-picks-worst-xi/

 

Carragher Picks Worst XI

 

 

As we ring in 2016, Sky Sports pundit Jamie Carragher picks his worst 11 premier league performers of the season so far. 

 

 

Goalkeeper

 

I’ve gone with Manchester UTD’s David De Gea between the sticks, not for any on-field howlers, but for making himself unavailable for selection at the start of the season. The club might have gotten off to a flier without all that Madrid shite

 

Left Back

 

This was a tough call, but I’ve gone with the boy Darmian from Manchester UTD. I think everybody expected the Italian to be less shite

 

Right Back

 

 

Hard to look past Manchester UTD’s Ashley Young for this position. Roy Keane said recently that Young isn’t a UTD player, and I think that’s not too far wide of the mark. He’s shite

 

Centre back

 

Martin Skrtel was in with a shout here, but I’ve gone for Manchester UTD’s Chris Smalling. In many ways he reminds me of myself at his age. Except shite

 

Centre back

 

I could have gone for Chelsea’s John Terry or Gary Cahill, but with Smalling in the other central berth, I’ve decided to pick Manchester UTD’s Daley Blind to preserve their shite partnership. It’s almost telepathic, how shite they are

 

 

Left midfield

 

This was a tough call. Chelsea’s Eden Hazard was a contender, but I’ve gone for the boy Martial from Manchester UTD. He started brightly, before turning shite

 

Right midfield

 

There’s been a few contenders for this spot, but I’ve gone for Manchester UTD’s Juan Mata. He’s a tremendous talent, for someone so shite

 

Midfield

 

I’ve dipped back into the Manchester UTD squad here, and gone with Schneiderlin. The former Southampton man may have been found out at this level. Pure shite

 

Midfield

 

Chelsea’s Matic was in with a shout here, but I’ve gone for Manchester UTD’s Bastian Schweinsteiger. It’s clear now that the German’s been telling porkie pies about his date of birth. If he’s less than 40 years old, then I’m a chinaman. Pure Scheiße

 

False 9

 

I was tempted to pick Chelsea’s Cesc Fabregas here, but I’ve gone with Manchester UTD’s Ander Herrera. He’s not had a lot of game time, which isn’t surprising when you consider that he’s shite

 

Striker

 

Chelsea’s Diego Costa was in contention here, but I couldn’t look past Manchester UTD’s Wayne Rooney. They’re both fat porkers and shite, but Rooney’s just been a half a yard shitter and porkier

[Kevin D]

Carra picks his all time Liverpool/Utd 11. What do you reckon? No Gerrard? Much as I think he was a good player is Irwin really the best left back in the combined history of the clubs?

Have any other Evertonians weighed in? Who makes Duncan Ferguson's team?

[Barnesey]

I am more concerned with how us fans perform tonight.

 

The result will look after itself but, having enjoyed the plaudits telling us how great European nights at Anfield are, it will be really embarrassing if we are shit (again) tonight.

 

And, if we are on form, we will win.

[Redder Lurtz]

Have we ever had the chance to knock these cunts out of Europe before?

 

I'm not feeling sick yet as nothing is decided tonight but that may change clme kickoff. We need a city style result tonight. At least 2 goals clear and we should be fine. Should be simple against that shower of shit but it won't be.

[navbasi]

I feel totally relaxed at the moment. No nerves, no nothing. Might change nearer kick off but I have tried to not read anything about this game... Will read everything on Fri 18th!!!

[Paco]

Have we ever had the chance to knock these cunts out of Europe before?

 

I'm not feeling sick yet as nothing is decided tonight but that may change clme kickoff. We need a city style result tonight. At least 2 goals clear and we should be fine. Should be simple against that shower of shit but it won't be.

think its been well publicised we ve never played them in europe.

[Tony Moanero]

I will be furious if we win this under Klopp.

I'm fucking furious that we are playing United, as I can't bring myself to want us to lose. Here's hoping that we get twatted in the next round.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The "famous" Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,

The "famous" Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,

The "famous" Man United went to Rome to see the Pope,

 

And this is what he said...

 

I know a team called Liverpool, we've had them here before,

They were here in '77 and again in '84,

You say you're Kings of Europe,

but The Reds have won much more.

 

So this is what I say...

 

WHO THE FECK ARE MAN UNITED?

WHO THE FECK ARE MAN UNITED?

WHO THE FECK ARE MAN UNITED?

 

When the Reds go marching.....ON, ON, ON!

[Torvald Utne]

I have to get up at 3am to watch this shit on my fucking mobile

[Dr. J]

I'd like to see this:

 

 -----------Mig-----------

Clyne ------Lovren-------Sakho -------Moreno

-----------Can --------------Milner

---------Coutinho--------

            Lallana

Sturridge-------Origi-----------Coutinho

 

Can and Milner to rigourously support each other, one always covering the back 4. A front 3/4 with either Coutinho making runs into the box.

 

We should go to win the tie tonight, go for goals and put them under the cosh for once. I love that front 3.