little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Champ]

Is stringy really 77?

 

Not a bit old to be hanging around internet chat rooms?

So, whats the age limit, do you reckon?

 

And in a similar vein, I had the radio on going into work last night. It was one of those cheap phone-in types and this 82 year old chap called in to speak to Rosemary ?Conley about his diet. Now, admittedly he was a bit of a bore, but the patronising way she spoke to him was appalling. My Dad was 80 at the weekend and if anyone had spoken to him like that I would expect him to punch their lights out. Only he wouldnt do that because he's much nicer than me. She cant be that much younger than that herself *heads off to Google to check*

 

Edit. She's 67 herself! Think on, lady!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Yep, its akin to spray-painting a turd gold and rolling it in glitter.

 

Its still a fucking turd.

 

One sole glittery bollock we've got, dangling in the air like and ode to Adolf, surely the time spent getting the ladders out for that was misspent.

 

Get to fuck with yer Christmas cheer and sparkly bollock.

[Harry Squatter]

When you wait fucking ages in a traffic queue then get to the lights, the car or two in front of you take their time going because they are dozy fucks then you get stuck when it changes to red again.

[bouncebrigade]

Birds filing their nails on public transport.

 

Do one, you horrible munter.

[Robbo29]

there is one gets on my bus who is giving herself the full make over, nails,eye liner, lipstick the full fucking monty. Get up earlier you fucking cunt and do it at home

[stringvest]

Is stringy really 77?

 

Not a bit old to be hanging around internet chat rooms?

 

internet chat rooms?  this is a football forum.  Anyway, you're as old as you feel.  

[Robbo29]

Stringy, bit of advice, I go to Vision Express, was having my annual eye exam and said i think I need reading glasses, Optician advised me to buy a pair from Poundland cos they are exactly the same but cheaper

[Bjornebye]

The underdogs voice on the national accident helpline advert. Goes right through me. Little cunt. 

[Major Tom]

Joe Pesquali or whatever his name is.

 

Little pimpsqueak. Even you could take him, stig.

[stringvest]

Stringy, bit of advice, I go to Vision Express, was having my annual eye exam and said i think I need reading glasses, Optician advised me to buy a pair from Poundland cos they are exactly the same but cheaper

thanks Robbie, but I have astigmatism so need prescription. Having said that, using my bus pass and with the OAP discount, I only pay a few quid.i celebrated by putting the heating on for an hour and buying a packet of werthers originals

[Russ Atmosphere]

thanks Robbie, but I have astigmatism so need prescription. Having said that, using my bus pass and with the OAP discount, I only pay a few quid.i celebrated by putting the heating on for an hour and buying a packet of werthers originals

It's disgusting how this country treats its war heroes.

[Bjornebye]

It's disgusting how this country treats its war heroes.

 

 

Exactly. We would all be speaking Norse if it wasn't for him 

[Major Tom]

hahaha

[VladimirIlyich]

It's disgusting how this country treats its war heroes.

There arent many,whose headware is named after a battle he fought in,left today. Balaclava.

[rubble-rouser]

Exactly. We would all be speaking Norse if it wasn't for him 

 

Did he beat off Frode?

[stringvest]

There arent many,whose headware is named after a battle he fought in,left today. Balaclava.

 

thanks for clarifying what you meant there Vlad.  

[lifetime fan]

Filing cabinets that only allow you to open one drawer at a time.

 

Fucking pointless.

[stringvest]

Filing cabinets that only allow you to open one drawer at a time.

 

Fucking pointless.

 

the point is it stops them tipping over Col.  

[lifetime fan]

Only if you're a complete fucking idiot (read woman) and try to have all 4 open at once.

 

Actually I can see the point of them working here.

 

Rant over.

[stringvest]

Only if you're a complete fucking idiot (read woman) and try to have all 4 open at once.

 

Actually I can see the point of them working here.

 

Rant over.

 

haha!

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

the point is it stops them tipping over Col.  

 

I had never thought of that.

[Mook]

I pull them over anyway.

 

Smash the system.

[stringvest]

I pull them over anyway.

 

Smash the system.

 

File under Terrorist.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Liverpool lad]

When you wait fucking ages in a traffic queue then get to the lights, the car or two in front of you take their time going because they are dozy fucks then you get stuck when it changes to red again.

People who seemingly wait for the green light before putting the car in gear and taking the handbrake off. Wish I could punch them in the head