little things that annoy the shit out of you

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Wind chimes. They're just pieces of metal making a fucking racket as they collide. They're about as peaceful and spiritual as Harvey Price freestyle drumming on some pots and pans.

I was in a queue at the B&M in Norris Green a few months ago and they had them for sale next to the till. Woman in-front went "Oh I'll have them too'. I nearly drowned her in weed killer. 

 

Unless you live on a secluded farm miles away from anyone else then why would you ever have them? I can't sleep at the best of times. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

When people send emails to propose dates for meetings etc and they don't say the fucking day the date will fall on.

 

Bastards!

[Rico1304]

Perseid meteor shower tonight. Cold beer, hot tub on the roof terrace. And it’s cloudy.  Bastard. 

[Bjornebye]

Rock FM. Such a badly named station. I've just ran a nice bath as the Cricket is doing my head in and put the Radio on. Normally I'd have Radio X on but fancied a change as Johnny Vaughan is off. Put Rock FM on expecting at the very least a bit of Europe - Final Countdown. What was playing? Fucking Maroon 5. 

 

Rock FM? Cock FM more like. 

 

On a plus side I'm glad I went back to Radio X as Gordon Smart has got Kelly Jones from the Steeophonics on. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maroon fucking 5. The American Maximo Park. 

[Bjornebye]

These quizzes that are supposed to determine what your favourite film/song/band/food is etc. Or guess you age. Its obvious clickbait but I sometimes fall for them. 

 

Seen an "Are you Oasis or Blur?" I don't know why I even bothered. 

 

Ary from 'The North or 'The South'

 

Do you prefer 'Beer' or 'Gin'

 

Do you 'Live your life in the city' or 'Live in a big house in the country?' 

 

Fuck off. 

 

[Elite]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

These quizzes that are supposed to determine what your favourite film/song/band/food is etc. Or guess you age. Its obvious clickbait but I sometimes fall for them. 

 

Seen an "Are you Oasis or Blur?" I don't know why I even bothered. 

 

Ary from 'The North or 'The South'

 

Do you prefer 'Beer' or 'Gin'

 

Do you 'Live your life in the city' or 'Live in a big house in the country?' 

 

Fuck off. 

 

Which character out of Game of Thrones are you?

 

1. Do you prefer fire or ice?

2. Do you prefer Dogs or Dragons?

3. Was your dad a mad cunt or do you not know the fucker?

4. Was your mam a slag?

5. Would you shag a ginger?

 

Great, based on your answers you are....

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

38 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

These quizzes that are supposed to determine what your favourite film/song/band/food is etc. Or guess you age. Its obvious clickbait but I sometimes fall for them. 

 

Seen an "Are you Oasis or Blur?" I don't know why I even bothered.  

 

[Chocoholic]

 

 

I have a friend online with whom I've chatted regularly with for 12 years. There's no 'involvement' just chatting about life and stuff. Anyway, a few days ago, she tells me 'Finally, I'm going to Dublin'. 'Great, I'm looking forward to meeting you after all this time' I said.

 

Then the next thing she said is 'We (her female friend) want to go to some pubs... is there a Wetherspoons? A fucking WHAT? It's her, and her friend's first time in Ireland, and they can't go anywhere without going to an environment they know and feel familiar with, in this case an identikit formula pub owned and run by Mr Fucking Brexit himself. What is it with English people who when they go somewhere different, they still want exactly what they have at home? How about sampling the local culture, some Irish music (not everyone's taste, but still) and see how Irish people run pubs, as opposed to needing home comforts away from home? If they're going to go to a Wetherspoons, they may as well just save the expense of flights and accommodation and sit at home in their local.

 

Rant over.

[Bjornebye]

Get. It. Smashed. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The toilets are usually clean in Wetherspoons. Proper planning by the lass. 

[A Red]

8 hours ago, Doh'Nuts said:

 

 

I have a friend online with whom I've chatted regularly with for 12 years. There's no 'involvement' just chatting about life and stuff. Anyway, a few days ago, she tells me 'Finally, I'm going to Dublin'. 'Great, I'm looking forward to meeting you after all this time' I said.

 

Then the next thing she said is 'We (her female friend) want to go to some pubs... is there a Wetherspoons? A fucking WHAT? It's her, and her friend's first time in Ireland, and they can't go anywhere without going to an environment they know and feel familiar with, in this case an identikit formula pub owned and run by Mr Fucking Brexit himself. What is it with English people who when they go somewhere different, they still want exactly what they have at home? How about sampling the local culture, some Irish music (not everyone's taste, but still) and see how Irish people run pubs, as opposed to needing home comforts away from home? If they're going to go to a Wetherspoons, they may as well just save the expense of flights and accommodation and sit at home in their local.

 

Rant over.

Its the same when people go on holiday within the UK. A Wetherspoons opened up where i am in Cornwall and within 2 years at least 4 local businesses have gone bust due to not being able to compete.  Thats 4 more empty premises on the high street never to return. Wetherpoons are like a giant spacecraft that lands on a small town and sucks the life out of it. Spend a couple of quid extra and try something that is probably going to be better you fucking zombies

[joeyk]

9 hours ago, Doh'Nuts said:

 

 

I have a friend online with whom I've chatted regularly with for 12 years. There's no 'involvement' just chatting about life and stuff. Anyway, a few days ago, she tells me 'Finally, I'm going to Dublin'. 'Great, I'm looking forward to meeting you after all this time' I said.

 

Then the next thing she said is 'We (her female friend) want to go to some pubs... is there a Wetherspoons? A fucking WHAT? It's her, and her friend's first time in Ireland, and they can't go anywhere without going to an environment they know and feel familiar with, in this case an identikit formula pub owned and run by Mr Fucking Brexit himself. What is it with English people who when they go somewhere different, they still want exactly what they have at home? How about sampling the local culture, some Irish music (not everyone's taste, but still) and see how Irish people run pubs, as opposed to needing home comforts away from home? If they're going to go to a Wetherspoons, they may as well just save the expense of flights and accommodation and sit at home in their local.

 

Rant over.

There’s one in Dun Laoghaire. Nice day out at the beach too ! 

[Moctezuma]

On ‎09‎/‎08‎/‎2019 at 22:54, TK421 said:

People on facebook going on about plastic.  I get it, we need to use less of the fucking stuff.  

 

I go on there for a bit of light relief but all I find is gobshites going on about plastic and giving sugar to dying wasps.  Fuckin' hippies. 

It's pretty obvious there has been an active attempt to get the public to be concerned about cutting plastic and connect that to climate change, so that less scrutiny is put on emissions.

[Mook]

9 hours ago, Doh'Nuts said:

 

 

I have a friend online with whom I've chatted regularly with for 12 years. There's no 'involvement' just chatting about life and stuff. Anyway, a few days ago, she tells me 'Finally, I'm going to Dublin'. 'Great, I'm looking forward to meeting you after all this time' I said.

 

Then the next thing she said is 'We (her female friend) want to go to some pubs... is there a Wetherspoons? A fucking WHAT? It's her, and her friend's first time in Ireland, and they can't go anywhere without going to an environment they know and feel familiar with, in this case an identikit formula pub owned and run by Mr Fucking Brexit himself. What is it with English people who when they go somewhere different, they still want exactly what they have at home? How about sampling the local culture, some Irish music (not everyone's taste, but still) and see how Irish people run pubs, as opposed to needing home comforts away from home? If they're going to go to a Wetherspoons, they may as well just save the expense of flights and accommodation and sit at home in their local.

 

Rant over.

Agree 100% on Weatherspoons but we have 'Irish' boozers all over the shop in Britain, maybe they just fancy a wee change.

[A Red]

13 minutes ago, joeyk said:

There’s one in Dun Laoghaire. Nice day out at the beach too ! 

Will always be Kingstown to me

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Will always be Kingstown to me

Course it is you bastard 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Course it is you bastard 

Big bastard if you dont mind

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, A Red said:

Big bastard if you dont mind

Fat bastard then. 

[A Red]

3 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Fat bastard then. 

Not fat, cruiser weight bastard

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, A Red said:

Not fat, land-cruiser weight bastard

Aye righto. 

[Harry Squatter]

When people go out of their way to ask you about a place they are going on holiday and provide them with loads of ideas of what to do and where to go.

 

Then they come back and tell you they just wandered round like the Stone Roses doing fuck all for the entirety of their holiday. 

[Bjornebye]

52 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

When people go out of their way to ask you about a place they are going on holiday and provide them with loads of ideas of what to do and where to go.

 

Then they come back and tell you they just wandered round like the Stone Roses doing fuck all for the entirety of their holiday. 

Details mate details. 

[A Red]

You go round someones house and they offer you a coffee

 

"how do you want your coffee?" - Milk no sugar please

 

Chatter chatter - "do you want milk in this? - Yes milk no sugar please

 

Chatter chatter - "sugar?" - YES FUCKING MILK NO SUGAR AND TURN THE FUCKING KETTLE ON!

 

 

[Mudface]

I hate it when some cunt interrupts what you were doing in your own home and you feel obliged to offer them a drink. Even worse when they bore the tits off you and you end up getting strangled with the kettle cord because you switched off mid-drone.

[Mook]

8 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

When people go out of their way to ask you about a place they are going on holiday and provide them with loads of ideas of what to do and where to go.

 

Then they come back and tell you they just wandered round like the Stone Roses doing fuck all for the entirety of their holiday. 

Is this about the time I went to Lanzarote to recreate the Fools Gold video?