When is facial hair a beard?

[lifetime fan]

It's handy, like having a portable food storer. I can finish off my meals later on when I get a bit peckish.

 

It's what I would consider long so more like being brushed. The sandpaper effect would be from a stubble beard. Gets less harsh the longer it gets.

 

 

Women are just selfish, they want a bloke clean shaven for oral sex.

[Champ]

I've always had a few greys on either side of my chin' date=' I've now got two brilliant white hairs on my top lip that looks fucking stupid.[/quote']

 

That's what tweezers are for!

[Lee909]

Now this is a beard

[RedKnight]

My 'never knowingly under shaved' policy is still in operation. Beard is getting very long now as I haven't trimmed it for 3 weeks, had to trim the 'stache part though as it was getting on my nerves, so that's a little shorter but not by much.

[lifetime fan]

That's what tweezers are for!

 

 

Got a pair of them somewhere, after I cut myself trying to shave between my eyebrows.

[Champ]

 

Got a pair of them somewhere' date=' after I cut myself trying to shave between my eyebrows.[/quote']

 

Top tip.....keep them hooked over your toothbrush mug/glass.

[Baltar]

I hate shaving. Would prefer to keep a beard but it looka shit on me. It's a good look for those that can pull it off though.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I'm attempting to grow a beard like a Spanish person who cannot be named but mine is looking more like Daniel Bryan. It's also patchy a bit but I am determined to grow one.

[Hades]

When people with a shit facial hair growth tell you to shave cos you look scruffy. The type of person that is going bald and tells you to get a haircut.

 

As a bald man, there is nothing more satisfying to me than when a full haired man makes a twat of himself with a shit hairdo. Hair envy is primal, I'm afraid.

[lifetime fan]

Ian Bell starting to get it going.

[Hand Shandy]

 

Got a pair of them somewhere' date=' after I cut myself trying to shave between my eyebrows.[/quote']

 

Can't believe I missed this!

 

Shaving between your eyebrows? What madness is this?

[Hand Shandy]

I'm attempting to grow a beard like a Spanish person who cannot be named but mine is looking more like Daniel Bryan. It's also patchy a bit but I am determined to grow one.

 

Hitting puberty helps...

[Champ]

Ian Bell starting to get it going.

 

Haha. You're just jealous that your lookalike can rock a better beard than you!

[lifetime fan]

Can't believe I missed this!

 

Shaving between your eyebrows? What madness is this?

 

 

Was starting to get a monobrow, was about to go on a date and was shaving so tried to just tidy up the top of my nose and nicked meself.

[lifetime fan]

Haha. You're just jealous that your lookalike can rock a better beard than you!

 

*hissy fit*

[Champ]

I'm attempting to grow a beard like a Spanish person who cannot be named but mine is looking more like Daniel Bryan. It's also patchy a bit but I am determined to grow one.

 

Hitting puberty helps...

 

Ouch!

 

 

Shaving between your eyebrows? What madness is this?

 

How close together are your eyes, C?

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Ouch!

 

How close together are your eyes' date=' C?[/quote']

 

Guilty of shaving between my eyebrows. Its impossible to keep them tidy looking.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

This thread needs more pictures, pictures of beards, put your beard where your mouth is, and take a fucking picture of it....;

 

 

 

About two weeks worth of steel.

[PestiRed]

You would be easy as a Guess Who character.

 

Umm, does he have an upside down head?

 

 

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

That's me that is.

[VladimirIlyich]

This thread needs more pictures, pictures of beards, put your beard where your mouth is, and take a fucking picture of it....;

 

 

 

About two weeks worth of steel.

 

Karl Pilkington?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Nah, his head's perfectly spherical, mine's quite eggy.

[moof]

Jose Enrique, I thought

[King Emlyn]

You look French. Very French.

[General Dryness]

Nah, his head's perfectly spherical, mine's quite eggy.

 

Karl Pilkington after surviving a sliding door mishap?