When is facial hair a beard?

[redheart]

I have not shaved in a while.

 

Can anyone tell me when facial hair is officially a beard.

 

At present I simply tell people that I have not shaved for a while but when does this become dishonest and when does thus furry face furniture become a beard?

[Johnny Cougar]

I'd say 10-14 days and you have the foundations laid.

After 14 days, you are getting into Beard territory.

[Bjornebye]

It's only A beard when you find a crumb stuck in it. Never before. That's the rule.

[Carvalho Diablo]

The trick is to shave your lower neck and upper cheeks, and lo...seemingly from nowhere you have a well defined beard.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

When it stops fucking itching. Cunting fucking beard arrrgggghhhh, still can't be arsed to shave it.

 

Around the 7-8mm length it is fucking torture

[Skidfingers McGonical]

When is facial hair a beard?

 

31 days before you trim it.

[Newport]

When you can't see the skin underneath it.

[Lee909]

When birds nest in it.

[Champ]

When you do that really annoying stroking thing that men with beards do

[TheBitch]

When you do that really annoying stroking thing that men with beards do

 

That's one of the most satisfying things ever. You're just jealous.

 

*looks wistfully into the distance*

 

*strokes beard*

[redheart]

yep...its now 23 days. This is some manly chin.

 

I feel so much more manly and also so much more wise....

[Paulie Dangerously]

When it can hold water

[s(k)aturation]

When it stops itching the crap out of your face.

[Fowlers God]

When it was really misty/frosty at the begining of December and by the time I had walked to work the moisture in the air thay layed on my beard became frosted!

[Champ]

When it stops itching the crap out of your face.

 

Oi, what's this posting on an innocuous thread, without any explanation for your absence? Only you'll have stepped back into the shadows and we'll never know....

[Code]

When you do that really annoying stroking thing that men with beards do

 

So 2-3 days then?

[s(k)aturation]

Oi, what's this posting on an innocuous thread, without any explanation for your absence? Only you'll have stepped back into the shadows and we'll never know....

 

Working round the clock to save up for my MF renewal. :whistle:

[Champ]

Oi, what's this posting on an innocuous thread, without any explanation for your absence? Only you'll have stepped back into the shadows and we'll never know....

 

Working round the clock to save up for my MF renewal. :whistle:

 

My word. 2 posts in 2 days. Erm, didnt you even allow yourself a break over Christmas? Times are tough chez Skaro

[s(k)aturation]

My word. 2 posts in 2 days. Erm, didnt you even allow yourself a break over Christmas? Times are tough chez Skaro

 

Indeed.

Just as well you've been posting for two. :yes:

[Champ]

 

Indeed.

Just as well you've been posting for two. :yes:

 

Not you as well! Overtaking my welcome? Maybe I need to have a word with myself....

[Ginny]

When people with a shit facial hair growth tell you to shave cos you look scruffy. The type of person that is going bald and tells you to get a haircut.

[Juniper]

Anyone else rocking a fine beard currently?

 

Ive been growing a fine specimen for a few weeks now (bar a trim last week for a meeting) and I'm currently experiencing pressure from the Fiancé to reduce my masculinity by shaving it off, the little feeble lady seems to think it tickles too much.

 

Seeing her mum later and looking forward to making her wince when I go in for a hug as she's petrified of them.

 

Pros for having beard:

You get food in it

You experience beard envy

Girls like them

I am 200% more manly than a clean shaven guy

Look even more like a drummer

Shits up the mother in law

 

Cons

Complaining fiancé

 

Who's also in the lumberjack club?

[Champ]

Since when was 'getting food in it' a pro?

 

Tickly? Tickly? Like being tickled by rough sandpaper. That kind of tickly?

[Juniper]

Since when was 'getting food in it' a pro?

 

Tickly? Tickly? Like being tickled by rough sandpaper. That kind of tickly?

 

It's handy, like having a portable food storer. I can finish off my meals later on when I get a bit peckish.

 

It's what I would consider long so more like being brushed. The sandpaper effect would be from a stubble beard. Gets less harsh the longer it gets.

[lifetime fan]

I've always had a few greys on either side of my chin, I've now got two brilliant white hairs on my top lip that looks fucking stupid.