Tulisa

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I'd like to shove a Hackney tower block with broken lifts up her box.

[Torvald Utne]

It's amazing what being a celebrity does to people's perceptions of you, she's average, I pass a dozen better looking girls on the way to work every day and that's in this country where, let's face it, the standard is pretty poor.

[Chippy]

Probably rented?

 

Don't know how she drives that in those shoes!

 

Just realised, if it's in USA most likely left hand drive? Can't make out another driver in that photo.

 

I was in Miami a few months ago & couldn't believe how many young people were driving around in cars similar to the one above. They'd be driving around with all the windows down & you could hear the music from about a mile away. :whatever: I mentioned it to a taxi driver & he said they save for ages to rent a car out for a day or 2.

 

Americans :wallbutt:

[Reacher]

Strange world when a talentless fuck like her has earned enough to buy a car like that.

 

Fucking depressing mate.

[Bobby Hundreds]

It's amazing what being a celebrity does to people's perceptions of you, she's average, I pass a dozen better looking girls on the way to work every day and that's in this country where, let's face it, the standard is pretty poor.

 

Absolutely she is street standard.

[Spy Bee]

I really fancied her, and then she opened her mouth. Her continual use of the word muffins was the final nail in the coffin for me. I mean, is there a more unattractive word for a young woman to use? I think I would have preferred her to have referred to Little Mix as her little cunts than little muffins.

 

Muffins. Euch!

[Guest davelfc]

Walk through Liverpool One for a minute and you'll see at least one woman much much nicer than her, she's only on here because he's on tv.

 

I'm not saying she isn't nice, I'm not saying I wouldn't love to disappoint her, I'm sure we could have some incredible arguments and I bet she'd love me wafting the duvet after I'd dropped one.

 

But I see much more attractive non celebrity women working in poundland.

[Reacher]

Walk through Liverpool One for a minute and you'll see at least one woman much much nicer than her, she's only on here because he's on tv.

 

I'm not saying she isn't nice, I'm not saying I wouldn't love to disappoint her, I'm sure we could have some incredible arguments and I bet she'd love me wafting the duvet after I'd dropped one.

 

But I see much more attractive non celebrity women working in poundland.

 

True, then when you leave the country the ratio goes up even higher. Some stunning girls from the holiday i've just returned from. Most of them far better looking.

[navbasi]

Can all those saying they see better looking birds walking down the road post some photos of them, until then we'll just have to enjoy Tulisa's ming.

[Guest davelfc]

Can all those saying they see better looking birds walking down the road post some photos of them, until then we'll just have to enjoy Tulisa's ming.

 

Grabbed a few this morning but been busy at the police station since then.

[Pony Princess]

I'd piss in her mouth.

[Uncle_Meat]

Only if I could donkey-punch her into oblivion.

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Some of you lads think too much. Does the fact far finer women have been sighted in Prestatyn from time to time make pictures of her in a bikini any less appealing?

[Torvald Utne]

Got to have standards

[moof]

But I see much more attractive non celebrity women working in poundland.

 

You'll have to point out these poundlands to me. Every one i've been in is full of fucking dogs.

[Thants]

Never heard of her

[Torvald Utne]

Never heard of her

 

I live in a world pretty much oblivious to celebrities and anything mainstream, but to not have even heard of this trollope takes some doing. Kudos.

[Carradona]

You see, I don't actually believe people who say they haven't heard of Tulisa.

[Uncle_Meat]

You see, I don't actually believe people who say they haven't heard of Tulisa.

 

The first I heard of her was on this thread. I've just googled her name and I see she was part of N-Dubz, who I've heard of but never paid any attention to, and is/was an X-Factor judge, which I never watch.

 

Still, I reckon she would squeal like a pig when punched in the back of the head with my Mighty Marauder beating in her baloon knot.

 

Wheee. Wheeee! Oh yes. Squeal for me piggy.

[Carradona]

All the woman in my office talk about her when the X Factor was on. and some of the men.

 

She was all over the papers for months on end when the X Factor was on. She was on the main news for a while because she had a big row with one of the other judges.

 

She was unavoidable.

[Torvald Utne]

All the woman in my office talk about her when the X Factor was on. and some of the men.

 

She was all over the papers for months on end when the X Factor was on. She was on the main news for a while because she had a big row with one of the other judges.

 

She was unavoidable.

 

Meat sits in a garden shed on his own for 20 hours of the day repairing old radios.

[Ginny]

Shes got bad genetics. Got fatty written all over it.

[Uncle_Meat]

Meat sits in a garden shed on his own for 20 hours of the day repairing old radios.

 

 

That's scarily close to the truth. I'm in my workshop now finishing off a new PC build and replacing the rectifier/smoothing capacitors in the PSU of an old Trio R-600 shortwave receiver. It's got a bastard of a mains hum when on 240V. Well, it did have...

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Sooner or later some Libyans are coming in a VW camper for Meat.

[lifetime fan]

Chavtastic.