Jam

[Jose Jones]

To my mind there are only two real contenders to the crown so this is not the thread for moaning about wanting to pick apricot, marmalade or fruits of the armpit forest.

Which is your tipple of choice? I'm a raspberry man myself.

[Guest ShoePiss]

In this forced poll I choose a good, chunky, slightly tart strawberry.

[Alan Sex]

Blackcurrant is the only answer, but given the choices above I would pick strawberry.

 

Raspberry - despite my liking over strawberry on a regular basis - just makes too seedy of a jam.

[JagSquared]

Strawberry... fuck i want some jam on toast now.

[Nomad]

Raspberry as starwberry jam is to sweet and sometimes just tasts like jelly cubes.

 

but theres better jams out there JJ you need to explore....Lemon Curd is where its at.

[Champ]

Home made raspberry

[Paulie Dangerously]

Strawberry on thick white toast, well done, with real butter

[Strontium]

Raspberry over oddly bland strawberry, but are either of them better than blackcurrant, blackberry or black cherry?

[Champ]

Raspberry over oddly bland strawberry, but are either of them better than blackcurrant, blackberry or black cherry?

You've not had my bramble jelly. Its fab

[Uncle_Meat]

Strawberry, lavished generously upon a scone with a layer of clotted cream.

 

*dribble*

[silverlining]

Strawberry, lavished generously upon a scone with a layer of clotted cream.

 

*dribble*

 

Ah yes.

 

But of course, it would have to be a plain scone, ie no currants or other shit.

 

I fucking hate currants. They ruin everything. Fucking, horrible, wrinkly bastard things. Fuck off. And sultanas. And raisins. All of those bastards.

[lifetime fan]

The winner is obviously gooseberry jam with belly of pork.

 

In this poll I'll reluctantly go with raspberry.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

In this forced poll I choose a good, chunky, slightly tart strawberry.

 

Incidently all the qualities I look for in a woman.

[Magellan06]

Blackcurrant is the only answer, but given the choices above I would pick strawberry.

 

 

This is the way forward

[Uncle_Meat]

Ah yes.

 

But of course, it would have to be a plain scone, ie no currants or other shit.

 

I fucking hate currants. They ruin everything. Fucking, horrible, wrinkly bastard things. Fuck off. And sultanas. And raisins. All of those bastards.

 

 

Well, of course. Nowt should distract from that creamy jammy strawberry sconny goodniosity.

 

I don't mind currants when it's just a bit of butter, but when it comes to jam and cream. Oh no. Heresy.

[md1892]

raspberry with small pips, heated, and mixed with ambrosia rice pudding. Fucking nectar of the gods

[Pidge]

The only two contenders for the best jam are The Jam and Jaaaaaaam.

[Pidge]

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[neko]

sorry - blueberry.

[Alan Sex]

sorry - blueberry.

 

You sick fuck.