Royal Wedding.

[WaltonRed]

Get to fuck.

 

They'll find the dough for this wont they?

[She Knows It]

Aye, and it won't be the father of the bride sticking his hand in his pocket either. What with him being a tupperware man or something.

[Josef Svejk]

Do you think they're waiting for the special night? Or won't he have any hair left by then?

[RJ Fan club]

Most importantly do we get a day off or what?

[Furmedge]

Most importantly do we get a day off or what?

 

First thought that entered my head.

[Xherdan]

How much do the Royal Family cost you lot per annum?

[SonofJan]

How much do the Royal Family cost you lot per annum?

 

I'm not sure, but it would be in the millions. Even if it was pound, it would be a pound too much though

[Xherdan]

I'm not sure, but it would be in the millions. Even if it was pound, it would be a pound too much though

 

 

 

In the millions. Thanks for that insightful post.

[She Knows It]

How much do the Royal Family cost you lot per annum?

 

£38.2 million. Apparently that works out at 62p per UK citizen.

[Xherdan]

£38.2 million. Apparently that works out at 62p per UK citizen.

 

 

 

While £38.2 mil is a large sum of money I thought it would be higher. They have some fuck off gaffs and have some suit drive some fuck off cars around for them. I assume they have full use of government jets and helicopters and finally there is a fucking load of them. Nepotism in full flow.

[Jonny83]

Most importantly do we get a day off or what?

 

First (and only) thing I thought too.

[WaltonRed]

Day off? Which is what they want you to think so you can get drunk, watch it on the beeb and forget about the fact your being ripped off by the parasites.

 

They've got enough money to pay for this themselves but will they fuck.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Reckon it'll be a registery office job.

[TonyBellew_BUM!]

She would get it though that Kate Middleton.

 

 

Notice how the royals are now trying to stop the inbreading that has hampered them for so many centuries. Not too long ago Wills wouldn't have been able to marry her as she is a commoner, so he would have had to make do with one of Fergies kids, but that would have lead to another Edward.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Didn't even buy her a ring. Fucking minge bag

[Welsh]

Hate the Royal Family, bunch of fucking twats.

[Original202]

Most importantly do we get a day off or what?

 

That'd be fine if the state were to pay for it. Can't quite see many small businesses being prepared to lose their workforce for a day.

 

I can't believe this is such big news though. I couldn't give a flying fuck about any wedding, nevermind one for a member of the Royal Family.

[Trumo]

Oh the public will pay for it one way or another. There's a big enough market for commemorative memorabilia, or tat as I call it, to be bought by bellends wishing to "celebrate this momentous occasion". Bring on Jennie Bond and Kay Burley to camp outside whichever castle the wedding is held at. And don't forget the live Twitter feeds.

[lifetime fan]

Most importantly do we get a day off or what?

 

I hope to fuck it is a bank holiday so I work work an 18 hour long shift at double pay and ignore the useless cunts all day long.

[RobbieOR]

Who gives a fuck? They're German.

[Section_31]

She's lovely, proper posh totty, he's a boring bastard. That is all.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Who gives a fuck? They're German.

 

How dare you?

 

Some of them are Cypriot aren't they?

[lifetime fan]

That'd be fine if the state were to pay for it. Can't quite see many small businesses being prepared to lose their workforce for a day.

 

I can't believe this is such big news though. I couldn't give a flying fuck about any wedding, nevermind one for a member of the Royal Family.

 

Would it fuck.

 

If these parasites want their oiks to have a day off they can pay for it.

[lifetime fan]

£38.2 million. Apparently that works out at 62p per UK citizen.

 

Plus how much in perks, lost taxation etc.

[firemarshall]

I reckon she`s up the duff.