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[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 15/04/2016 at 19:33, Sugar Ape said:

What a fucking creepy thread. FG is the new southern version of the Yorkshire ripper. You heard it here first.

Nah.  FG's got a much better beard.

 

Also, he's not posted here for months.  I'm not sure we could say the same for Sutcliffe.

[Geoff Woade]

My mate has been with his current Mrs for over 15 years, married and 3 kids.

 

In his home office he has a retro floppy disk case with floppy discs that have dirty pictures of his ex girlfriend on. In this case is also a pair of said ex girlfriends dirty gruds in their own plastic wallet.

 

His current Mrs knows about this box but doesn’t throw it out because she says it’s not worth the tantrum if he finds out what she’s done. He doesn’t think his behaviour is strange even though to add insult to injury his ex (going by the pictures) is a horror show. 

[cloggypop]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

I used to share a house with my brother and he would always buy shit porn from the Sunday papers.

 

He spent 60 quid on a load of DVDs that were all shite, basically two birds in a bath rubbing each others tits for 30 minutes or some bird pretending to suck a fella off by bobbing her head up and down by his groin. He was too ashamed to take it back to the post office to return or to say to the company they were shite so threw them all in the bin. 

 

When I moved out I didn't see him for ages but went down to collect some stuff, basically every drawer in the living room and kitchen had hardcore gangbang porn DVDs bursting out of them. He walked in and went off his head when I asked if he had found a more reliable porn source. 

 

He had also invited some bird back and he put some porn on but she wasn't interested in watching Anal Assault 7 with him and phoned a taxi instead  

Maybe she just hadn't seen the first 6.

[Sugar Ape]

40 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Nah.  FG's got a much better beard.

 

Also, he's not posted here for months.  I'm not sure we could say the same for Sutcliffe.

Well we have actually got a poster on here called Peter Sutcliffe so you might well be right. 

[niallers]

4 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

I used to share a house with my brother and he would always buy shit porn from the Sunday papers.

 

He spent 60 quid on a load of DVDs that were all shite, basically two birds in a bath rubbing each others tits for 30 minutes or some bird pretending to suck a fella off by bobbing her head up and down by his groin. He was too ashamed to take it back to the post office to return or to say to the company they were shite so threw them all in the bin. 

 

When I moved out I didn't see him for ages but went down to collect some stuff, basically every drawer in the living room and kitchen had hardcore gangbang porn DVDs bursting out of them. He walked in and went off his head when I asked if he had found a more reliable porn source. 

 

He had also invited some bird back and he put some porn on but she wasn't interested in watching Anal Assault 7 with him and phoned a taxi instead  

Fucking amateur, everyone knows anal assault 6 is the one you want to watch with a bird you've just brought home 

[Rico1304]

9 hours ago, cloggypop said:

Maybe she just hadn't seen the first 6.

She was in 7 

[Trumo]

14 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

He had also invited some bird back and he put some porn on but she wasn't interested in watching Anal Assault 7 with him and phoned a taxi instead  

 

She must have been in shock when he answered the phone.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

11 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

My mate has been with his current Mrs for over 15 years, married and 3 kids.

 

In his home office he has a retro floppy disk case with floppy discs that have dirty pictures of his ex girlfriend on. In this case is also a pair of said ex girlfriends dirty gruds in their own plastic wallet.

 

His current Mrs knows about this box but doesn’t throw it out because she says it’s not worth the tantrum if he finds out what she’s done. He doesn’t think his behaviour is strange even though to add insult to injury his ex (going by the pictures) is a horror show. 

 

That's just fucked up. 

[VladimirIlyich]

12 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

My mate has been with his current Mrs for over 15 years, married and 3 kids.

 

In his home office he has a retro floppy disk case with floppy discs that have dirty pictures of his ex girlfriend on. In this case is also a pair of said ex girlfriends dirty gruds in their own plastic wallet.

 

His current Mrs knows about this box but doesn’t throw it out because she says it’s not worth the tantrum if he finds out what she’s done. He doesn’t think his behaviour is strange even though to add insult to injury his ex (going by the pictures) is a horror show. 

That's a seriously fucked up relationship. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'm just intrigued that he's still got floppy disks. Does he keep an old computer to play them on, too?

[cloggypop]

Hard > Floppy

[Duff Man]

Can we conclude from this that perverts are also luddites?

[cloggypop]

1 hour ago, Duff Man said:

Can we conclude from this that perverts are also luddites?

I think you will find that much new technology is driven by the perverts. From What The Butler Saw to photography to internet. 

[Geoff Woade]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm just intrigued that he's still got floppy disks. Does he keep an old computer to play them on, too?

No. Which is surprising seeing as he is a hoarder, an old computer would be one of the least odd things he hasn’t thrown out.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I think you will find that much new technology is driven by the perverts. From What The Butler Saw to photography to internet. 

When archaeologists look at old cave paintings and primitive statues with massive cocks or huge tits, they always waffle on about fertility symbols and harvests and Earth-Mothers and some such shit.

 

Nah.

 

Humans are pervs.  Always have been, always will be.

[cloggypop]

Angry knows

[Rico1304]

Didn’t porn decide the debate on VHS v Betamax? 

[Elite]

20 hours ago, Geoff Woade said:

My mate has been with his current Mrs for over 15 years, married and 3 kids.

 

In his home office he has a retro floppy disk case with floppy discs that have dirty pictures of his ex girlfriend on. In this case is also a pair of said ex girlfriends dirty gruds in their own plastic wallet.

 

His current Mrs knows about this box but doesn’t throw it out because she says it’s not worth the tantrum if he finds out what she’s done. He doesn’t think his behaviour is strange even though to add insult to injury his ex (going by the pictures) is a horror show. 

Definitely the traits of a serial killer that. I guarantee he'll have other 'trophies' that you don't know about.

[Chairman Meow]

19 hours ago, Duff Man said:

Can we conclude from this that perverts are also luddites?

 

18 hours ago, cloggypop said:

I think you will find that much new technology is driven by the perverts. From What The Butler Saw to photography to internet. 

 

Indeed.