I'm fucking furious feel like going out on a killing spree(AKA A boy and his dog)

[dirty_sanchez]

Wait, Simon, is this the guy who stole your dog? He dresses like he's from St Helens.

 

loFbKXTfGwA

[Guest simon]

Wobs. "Police" sorry gypo word.

[airbags]

So, the gypos are going to sort it out for you for fifty quid Simon? You can either go down that route or ring the police? It's a tough one Simon but for your sake, I would stay away from the filth and let the gypos sort this one out for you. There experts in these matters after all.

[Guest simon]

So, the gypos are going to sort it out for you for fifty quid Simon? You can either go down that route or ring the police? It's a tough one Simon but for your sake, I would stay away from the filth and let the gypos sort this one out for you. There experts in these matters after all.

 

No i said im gonna hardly tell the police i plan on gettin some on kidnapped or killed.

[dirty_sanchez]

Hey, Simon, I think you need to have words with these kids:

 

jH8xGYaLuBA

[gazelle]

I just cant refresh this thread enough...

[airbags]

My mistake Simon; still, have you considered getting the gypos involved? There's an awful lot of form filling and interviews if you get the police involved. Give the gypos a bell now, tell them where the dog is and it'll be back in time to watch Corrie with you tonight.

[The 5th Benitel]

You should get the gypos involved and offer to pay them with the dog providing you can keep one of her pubs. I cant see how that could go pear shaped on you.

[paddyberger15]

Simon, when you entered this site, you didnt come through the back of a wardrobe did you?

[Guest simon]

Never have anything to do with gypo's again i wont im not that daft.

[elvis]

Simon, when you entered this site, you didnt come through the back of a wardrobe did you?

 

Did you, i didnt even know you were back ?

[The 5th Benitel]

Never have anything to do with gypo's again i wont im not that daft.

 

 

What was your previous encounter with the scruffy little scamps?

[Karl_b]

Never have anything to do with gypo's again i wont im not that daft.

 

*Shakes irony meter to get it going again*

[Dirk]

An ode to Simon.

 

Where is His Dog Video by Sheepy - MySpace Video

[elvis]

*Shakes irony meter to get it going again*

 

Repped*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Man am i spreading the love today, wheres Lurtz?

[Dirk]

Repped*

 

 

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Man am i spreading the love today, wheres Lurtz?

 

 

No worries. Everybody Lurtz........ Sometimes.

[Anubis]

What was your previous encounter with the scruffy little scamps?

You're taking the michael, right? You must have seen this thread...

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/73073-debts.html

 

It's good from the start, but like all great stories, layer after layer is peeled away till we get to page 9, then it skyrockets.

[Mr.SB]

You're taking the michael, right? You must have seen this thread...

 

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/73073-debts.html

 

Quality thread, highly recommended for those who have missed it. Bring popcorn. Would buy the DVD, 5*/5*.

[philyhamann]

Running out of rep.

[Charles Penrose]

Right Simon, I'll say this slowly.

 

Stop. Being. A. Fucking. Tool.

 

You're becoming indefensible on here now. Whether you're admitting to mass fraud or planned kidnap or murder, it never fucking ends.

 

There are ways and means to get your dog back, but blerting on the internet about life sentence crimes is not one of them. For your own good you should be banned from using the internet, anything running on electricity and anything sharp enough to cut an apple. You're an internet disaster, and if you carry on you'll end up being a cautionary tale for would be tools everywhere.

 

You're likeable, but haphazard and don't think things through. I'm not entirely sure you have the capability to make sound judgements or reasoned decisions, and you're going to get yourself into some massive trouble one day if you keep verbalising everything that comes into your head and then escapes through your mouth without the merest hint of a good sense filter.

[Anubis]

For your own good you should be banned from using the internet, anything running on electricity and anything sharp enough to cut an apple.

Can he still have a tin opener?

[Karl_b]

Never has a forumite brought as much fun and laughter as Simon has.

 

What a hero.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

Have you seen this dog.

 

Reward phone Warrington 01** *** ****

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I just heard the reason they moved to St helens is because they are informers. And allot of people are after them. They're in some police safe shelter or something, they get 1500 quid for informing.

 

So what you're saying is, if you give the police a juicy tip off, say a kidnapping or something I would pocket major spondoolees. Man If only I knew of an impending crime about to take place with a criminal mastermind at the healm.........

 

 

 

 

 

"so Simon you were in all day on a Football website you say"

 

"Yeah I was nowhere near ST Helens"

 

"That's fine then, I'll leave it at that"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Just one More thing......"

[RedKnight]

I think Simon is a pathological liar.