Family Fortunes - help needed

[Hoddy]

Hello all,

 

I'm in the process of organising a Games Night for my family's New Year's Eve party tomorrow. Part of this is a Family Fortunes-like quiz. To do this though, I need some sort of survey (otherwise, how can I say such a twattish thing like 'And Our Survey Says'...?).

 

With this in mind, I'm inviting anyone to submit answers to the following 20 questions - any time anyone can spare would really help me out.

 

No right or wrong answers - just whatever pops into your head (just keep it clean - this is my family after all!).

 

Cheers all,

 

Dave

 

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1. A famous cowboy

2. A number you have to memorise

3. A type of cheese

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine

5. A famous Scotsman

6. A famous David

7. Something on your body you can open

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone

9. A famous Welshman

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house

11. A non-living object with legs

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme

13. A yellow fruit

14. A slang word for a girl

15. An ABBA song

16. A word used to describe a very hot day

17. A word beginning with Z

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree

19. A Christmas film

20. A famous soap opera

[bigal]

Assuming No.2 isn't so you get my credit card details :-)

 

1. John Wayne (actors count right?)

2. PIN code

3. Stilton

4. Kite

5. James Watt

6. David Livingstone

7. Mouth

8. Falling out

9. Ian Rush

10.Eats mince pies

11.Wine in a glass

12.Cat (and fiddle)

13.Banana

14.Lass

15.Dancing Queen

16.Scorcher

17.Zebra

18.Lights

19.It's A Wonderful Life

20.Eastenders

[Strontium]

1. A famous cowboy: Roy Rogers

2. A number you have to memorise: Telephone Number

3. A type of cheese: Edam

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine: Bird

5. A famous Scotsman: Robert Burns

6. A famous David: King David

7. Something on your body you can open: Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone: Owe them money

9. A famous Welshman: Anthony Hopkins

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house: Climbs down chimmney

11. A non-living object with legs: Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme: (Black) Sheep

13. A yellow fruit: Banana

14. A slang word for a girl: Chick

15. An ABBA song: Voulez Vous

16. A word used to describe a very hot day: Scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z: Zero

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree: Tinsel

19. A Christmas film: It's A Wonderful Life

20. A famous soap opera: Neighbours

[Woo]

1. A famous cowboy - Woody off Toy Story.

2. A number you have to memorise - (My House Number).

3. A type of cheese - Brie.

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Superman.

5. A famous Scotsman - Sean Connery

6. A famous David - David Fairclough

7. Something on your body you can open - Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Cos They Stink Of Shit. Ok, Just Smell.

9. A famous Welshman - Tom Jones.

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Touches Me In My Special Place. Nah, Drops Off Presents.

11. A non-living object with legs - My Mum After Waking Me Up At 9 This Morning Cos We Have A Leak In The Kitchen. Like I Give A Shit. Not Really, A Chair.

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Sheep

13. A yellow fruit - I Was Gonna Make A Racist Joke, But As I Am Of Oriental Origin It Wouldn't Be Appropriate. A Banana.

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird. I Mean Slag. No, Slut. Nah I Meant Whore. Ok, Bird Will Do.

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo.

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Scorching.

17. A word beginning with Z - Zebra.

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree. Bauble.

19. A Christmas film - Elf. It Rules.

20. A famous soap opera - Brookie Laaa.

[RJ Fan club]

1. A famous cowboy - Billy the Kid

2. A number you have to memorise - Phone Number

3. A type of cheese - Stilton

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Wasp

5. A famous Scotsman - Sean Connery

6. A famous David - Letterman

7. Something on your body you can open - Eye Lid

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Debt

9. A famous Welshman - Max Boyce

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Eat Mince pies

11. A non-living object with legs - Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Black Sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Banana

14. A slang word for a girl - Judy

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Roasting

17. A word beginning with Z - Zoo

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Bauble

19. A Christmas film - Scrooge

20. A famous soap opera - Eastenders

[thisisanfield]

Hello all,

 

I'm in the process of organising a Games Night for my family's New Year's Eve party tomorrow. Part of this is a Family Fortunes-like quiz. To do this though, I need some sort of survey (otherwise, how can I say such a twattish thing like 'And Our Survey Says'...?).

 

With this in mind, I'm inviting anyone to submit answers to the following 20 questions - any time anyone can spare would really help me out.

 

No right or wrong answers - just whatever pops into your head (just keep it clean - this is my family after all!).

 

Cheers all,

 

Dave

 

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1. A famous cowboy - John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise - PIN code

3. A type of cheese - Brie

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bird

5. A famous Scotsman - Ally McCoist!

6. A famous David - David Healy

7. Something on your body you can open - Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Previous experience

9. A famous Welshman - Charlotte Church

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Leaves presents

11. A non-living object with legs - Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - roasting!

17. A word beginning with Z - zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - angel

19. A Christmas film - a christmas carol

20. A famous soap opera - Eastenders

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[Section_31]

1. A famous cowboy - Clint Eastwood

2. A number you have to memorise - phone number

3. A type of cheese - Edam

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bee

5. A famous Scotsman - Robbie Coltraine

6. A famous David - Attenborough

7. Something on your body you can open - Legs

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Hate them

9. A famous Welshman - Tom Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Eats a mince pie

11. A non-living object with legs - Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Blackbird

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - bird

15. An ABBA song - Dancing Queen

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Roasting

17. A word beginning with Z - Zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Baubel (sp)

19. A Christmas film - It's a wonderful life

20. A famous soap opera - Neighbours

[JohnnyH]

1. A famous cowboy - Billy the kid

2. A number you have to memorise - my mobile

3. A type of cheese - Grated? No? ok then, Edam

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - a bird

5. A famous Scotsman - Billy Connolly

6. A famous David - Beckham (Sadly that was the first name that came to mind)

7. Something on your body you can open - mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Because they're cunts

9. A famous Welshman - Rushie

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - eats cookie and drinks milk

11. A non-living object with legs - bed

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - cow

13. A yellow fruit - banana

14. A slang word for a girl - bird

15. An ABBA song - mama mia

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z - zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - ball

19. A Christmas film - a wonderful life

20. A famous soap opera - Eastenders

[hamstrung]

1. A famous cowboy

Hopalong Cassidy

2. A number you have to memorise

DOB

3. A type of cheese

Edam

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine

A Fly

5. A famous Scotsman

Gordon Brown

6. A famous David

David Icke

7. Something on your body you can open

Mind

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone

Herpes

9. A famous Welshman

Tom Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house

Leaves Present

11. A non-living object with legs

William Shakespeare

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme

Sheep

13. A yellow fruit

Banana

14. A slang word for a girl

Bird

15. An ABBA song

Money Money Money

16. A word used to describe a very hot day

Scorchio

17. A word beginning with Z

Zoo

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree

Tinsel

19. A Christmas film

Its a Wonderful Life

20. A famous soap opera

Days of our Lives

[Duncan Clench]

1. A famous cowboy - John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise - Telephone

3. A type of cheese - Brie

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bird

5. A famous Scotsman - Wee Jock Poo-pong McPlop

6. A famous David - Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open - Mind

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Don't like them

9. A famous Welshman - Aled Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Eats mince pies

11. A non-living object with legs - Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Black sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Sweltering

17. A word beginning with Z - Zip

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Tinsel

19. A Christmas film - Scrooged

20. A famous soap opera - Eldorado

[gumps]

1--John Wayne

2--Phone number

3--Cheddar

4--Bird

5--Sean Connery

6--Hasselhoff

7--Mouth

8--Ex botfriend/girlfriend

9--Tom jones

10-Comes down chimney

11-Table

12-Sheep (as in Baa Baa Black)

13-Banana

14-Bird

15-Waterloo

16-Scorcher

17-Zebra

18-Bauble

19-Wizard of OZ

20-Coronation St

[Furmedge]

1. A famous cowboy - John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise - Telephone

3. A type of cheese - Edam

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Superman

5. A famous Scotsman - King Kenny

6. A famous David - Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open - Eyes

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Owe them money

9. A famous Welshman - Ian Rush

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Eats mince pies

11. A non-living object with legs - Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Roasting

17. A word beginning with Z - Zulu

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Tinsel

19. A Christmas film - Miracle on 34th Street

20. A famous soap opera - Eastenders

[fobbierowler]

1. A famous cowboy John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise Phone Number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine Bird

5. A famous Scotsman Billy Connolly

6. A famous David Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open Ear

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone Owe them money

9. A famous Welshman Craig Bellamy

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house Leavs Presents

11. A non-living object with legs Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme donkey

13. A yellow fruit lemon

14. A slang word for a girl bird

15. An ABBA song waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day boiling

17. A word beginning with Z zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree tinsel

19. A Christmas film Miracle On 34th Street

20. A famous soap operaeastenders

[Remmie]

1. A famous cowboy - Jesse James

2. A number you have to memorise - Phone number

3. A type of cheese - Emmental

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bird

5. A famous Scotsman - Chris Hoy

6. A famous David - Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open - Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - They stink

9. A famous Welshman - Joe Calzaghe

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Give presents

11. A non-living object with legs - Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Spider from little miss muffet

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bitch

15. An ABBA song - Fernando

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Sweltering

17. A word beginning with Z - Zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Tinsel

19. A Christmas film - It's a wonderful life

20. A famous soap opera - East fucking Enders

[sir roger]

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1. A famous cowboy Roy Rogers

2. A number you have to memorise PIN number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine Glider

5. A famous Scotsman Rob Roy

6. A famous David David Beckham Something on your body you can open Ears

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone Owing money

9. A famous Welshman Tom Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house Eats mince pies

11. A non-living object with legs Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme Spider

13. A yellow fruit Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl Bird

15. An ABBA song Mamma Mia

16. A word used to describe a very hot day Scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z Zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree Fairy

19. A Christmas film Its a Wonderful Life

20. A famous soap opera Coronation Street

[Redder Lurtz]

1. A famous cowboy - Jesse James

2. A number you have to memorise - National Insurance Number

3. A type of cheese - Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Glider

5. A famous Scotsman - Gordon Brown

6. A famous David - Niven

7. Something on your body you can open - Eyes

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - They're an evertonian

9. A famous Welshman - May Boyce

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Drinks sherry

11. A non-living object with legs - Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Mice

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird

15. An ABBA song - Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z - Zulu

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Bauble

19. A Christmas film - The Santa Claus

20. A famous soap opera - Eastenders

[andyfm]

1. A famous cowboy - Billy the Kid

2. A number you have to memorise - PIN

3. A type of cheese - Wensleydale

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bird

5. A famous Scotsman - Robert Louis Stevenson

6. A famous David - the one who twatted Goliath

7. Something on your body you can open - Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Snogged their bird

9. A famous Welshman - Harry Secombe

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Drinks alcohol

11. A non-living object with legs - Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl - Bird

15. An ABBA song - Dancing Queen

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Boiling

17. A word beginning with Z - Zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Bauble

19. A Christmas film - Bad Santa

20. A famous soap opera - Brookside

[She Knows It]

1. A famous cowboy Billy the Kid

2. A number you have to memorise PIN number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine Kite

5. A famous Scotsman Billy Connolly

6. A famous David Dimbleby

7. Something on your body you can open mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone they had a cold

9. A famous Welshman Dylan Thomas

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house leaves presents

11. A non-living object with legs chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme Goose

13. A yellow fruit lemon

14. A slang word for a girl irdb

15. An ABBA song Mamma Mia

16. A word used to describe a very hot day scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree star

19. A Christmas film Home Alone

20. A famous soap opera Corrie

[mattycl]

1. A famous cowboy

Woody (out of toy story)

2. A number you have to memorise

Mobile

3. A type of cheese

Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine

time

5. A famous Scotsman

Sean Connery

6. A famous David

Brent

7. Something on your body you can open

Legs

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone

Smell

9. A famous Welshman

Stacey (Gavin & Stacey)

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house

Eats your mince pies

11. A non-living object with legs

Chair

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme

Spider

13. A yellow fruit

Homer Simpson! haha banana

14. A slang word for a girl

Cat/Bird

15. An ABBA song

Waterloo

16. A word used to describe a very hot day

roasting

17. A word beginning with Z

Zebra

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree

Angel?

19. A Christmas film

The Snowman

20. A famous soap opera

Emmerdale

[Lucky Pierre]

1. A famous cowboy - John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise - PIN number

3. A type of cheese - Mozzarella

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine - Bee

5. A famous Scotsman - Gordon Brown

6. A famous David - Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open - Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone - Fallen out

9. A famous Welshman - Ryan Giggs

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house - Eats Mince Pie

11. A non-living object with legs - Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme - Sheep

13. A yellow fruit - Banana

14. A slang word for a girl - lass

15. An ABBA song - Mama Mia

16. A word used to describe a very hot day - Boiling

17. A word beginning with Z - Zoo

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree - Bauble

19. A Christmas film - A Christmas Carol

20. A famous soap opera - Coronation St

 

N.B. sorry for the F**tball refereces on the GF

[Uncle_Meat]

Hello all,

 

I'm in the process of organising a Games Night for my family's New Year's Eve party tomorrow. Part of this is a Family Fortunes-like quiz. To do this though, I need some sort of survey (otherwise, how can I say such a twattish thing like 'And Our Survey Says'...?).

 

With this in mind, I'm inviting anyone to submit answers to the following 20 questions - any time anyone can spare would really help me out.

 

No right or wrong answers - just whatever pops into your head (just keep it clean - this is my family after all!).

 

Cheers all,

 

Dave

 

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1. A famous cowboy Roy Rogers

2. A number you have to memorise Mobile phone number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine A fly

5. A famous Scotsman King Kenny

6. A famous David David Gilmour

7. Something on your body you can open Eyes

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone I owe them a tenner

9. A famous Welshman Tom Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house Fails to finish off the glass of milk and mince pie I leave the tubby sod

11. A non-living object with legs Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme Mouse

13. A yellow fruit Banananananananana

14. A slang word for a girl Judy

15. An ABBA song Money Money Money

16. A word used to describe a very hot day Toasty

17. A word beginning with Z Zygote

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree Bauble

19. A Christmas film Mary Poppins

20. A famous soap opera Coronation Street

 

 

What do I win?

[Hoddy]

What do I win?

 

Nothing - they were all wrong.

 

Seriously though - cheers all, it's much appreciated.

 

I'm just gonna bump this back up for the next couple of hours while I'm generating final surveys.

 

In the meantime, here are some of the most ludicrous answers I've had thus far (all of which were serious):

 

A famous cowboy: The Milky Bar Kid

Famous Scotsman: Taggart (Billy Connerelly just came in in 2nd place)

A number you have to memorise: 4

Slang word for a girl: You go girl

Famous soap opera: this was a tie between 'Friends' and 'Phantom of the Opera'

 

Dave

[Redder Lurtz]

A number you have to memorise: 4

Famous soap opera: this was a tie between 'Friends' and 'Phantom of the Opera'

 

Genius. Just like an ITV viewers' poll.

[Guest davelfc]

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1. A famous cowboy John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise Service Number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine Fly

5. A famous Scotsman David Coulthard

6. A famous David David Coulthard

7. Something on your body you can open Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone Don't like them

9. A famous Welshman Michael Owen

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house Leaves presents11. A non-living object with legs FA Cup from the quarter finals

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme Sheep

13. A yellow fruit Lemon

14. A slang word for a girl Bird

15. An ABBA song Super Trooper

16. A word used to describe a very hot day Thursday

17. A word beginning with Z Zombie

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree Tinsel

19. A Christmas film It's a wonderful life

20. A famous soap opera Dallas

[Lisa]

Hello all,

 

I'm in the process of organising a Games Night for my family's New Year's Eve party tomorrow. Part of this is a Family Fortunes-like quiz. To do this though, I need some sort of survey (otherwise, how can I say such a twattish thing like 'And Our Survey Says'...?).

 

With this in mind, I'm inviting anyone to submit answers to the following 20 questions - any time anyone can spare would really help me out.

 

No right or wrong answers - just whatever pops into your head (just keep it clean - this is my family after all!).

 

Cheers all,

 

Dave

 

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1. A famous cowboy John Wayne

2. A number you have to memorise Pin Number

3. A type of cheese Cheddar

4. Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine Bird

5. A famous Scotsman Rob Roy

6. A famous David Beckham

7. Something on your body you can open Mouth

8. A reason you would want to avoid someone Stole money from them

9. A famous Welshman Aled Jones

10. Something that Father Christmas does when he comes to your house Gives presents

11. A non-living object with legs Table

12. An animal associated with a nursery rhyme Owl

13. A yellow fruit Banana

14. A slang word for a girl Lass

15. An ABBA song Mamma Mia

16. A word used to describe a very hot day Scorcher

17. A word beginning with Z Zebedee

18. A decoration you would hang on a Christmas tree Bauble

19. A Christmas film Great Expectations

20. A famous soap opera

Coronation Street