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The definition of small time...

Randy Marsh

By Randy Marsh,
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They are the kind of club that would play recorded crowd sounds over the PA system during a match.

 

They did that at Reading a few years ago when they were in the lower leagues and had that brand new sparkling stadium. Seriously.

 

Shame they didn't do it when i went there - on the one and only occasion - last season and had to sit near the Everton away fans. Would have been nice to drown out the vicious 'Michael Shields: how wide is your ar*e' and 'baby's not yours' songs that they perpetuated for the whole 90 minutes. I wrote indignantly to Ian Ross and Dererk Wyness afterwards, and funnily enough didn't get a reply...

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I hope they get fashion instructions with them. What is the current way to wear a scarf on the Kings Road? Fold it in half and push the other end through the loop? Or maybe wrap it round your neck several times like a wooly ruff. Presumably anyone wearing a leather would have to be a bit more biggles about it. It's far more complicated than plastic flags. Have they really thought this through?

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I heard that last choir standing tournament gets free season tickets to Stamford bridge in their new super duper singing section where they will sing some of the classic stamford bridge favourites which have yet to be written.

 

Besides, when is the last time these bastards lost at home in any game? Maybe there is something behind the choreographed nonsense.

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I pissed myself at that too. That whole article reads like something I'd have written as a piss take, except their version is funnier than anything I could have come up with.

 

It could even be instructions from Tom and Georges "Soccer" advisors, before their first visit to anfield. if only he'd told them about other neck garments like a noose or Garrot .......

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Ha,ha,ha,ha! What a fucking joke of a club they just don't get it do they? Love the bit at the end after all the talk of "Latin American atmosphere's" we are informed the game isn't even sold out!So hopefully most of the cunts will get two "neck garments" tie them together and fucking hang themselves good and high.(6)

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