Ace chat up lines

[Steve Holt]

You might as well shag me. You've shagged everyone else you fucking bike.

[Indian Red]

You might as well shag me. You've shagged everyone else you fucking bike.

 

:thumbdown

 

Bet the guy comes back with Fuck off homo

[dirty_sanchez]

Beckon a woman over and if she does, go "If I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with a whole hand"

 

And then watch as she laughs you out of town.

[Remmie]

get your coat love

 

why

 

cause i've got a fucking knife

Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time I see post 1 repeated I'm Superfly TNT, I'm guns of the Navarone!

[lostinspace1970]

"Have you any Irish in you? ..... Would you like some ?"

 

works well in America....so I'm told.....

 

Ok....I'm leaving..... :$

[Stouffer]

D'you like all terrain vehicles?

[thegreatelephant]

everyone wants her. everyone is staring at her. everyone wants to get with her............ i want you.

[Mathewbet1]

If I called you a cunt would you hold it against me?

[easytoslip]

Can you ride tandem.

[Mook]

Nice coat.

 

It goes with your yellow teeth.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

"Hello, my name's Steve. I'm an Aries, I'm richer than Croesus and as horny as a cane toad."

Never fails.

Waddaguy!

[lifetime fan]

We were out on the weekend for fathers day and my brother was on top form.

 

Pissed up and hardly able to stand straight he walks over to this tart that must have been 60 if she was a day.

 

Drapes his arm around her and says "Can I smell your cunt"? When she then obviously kicks off he tells her "it must be your feet then".

[lifetime fan]

Are you an astronaut? Because your tits are out of this world.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Was your father a thief? No? Oh I just heard a rumour.

 

Wanna fuck?

[lifetime fan]

You want 12" up your arse?

 

No!

 

Luckily I've only got 8".

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[tokyojoe]

My hovercraft is full of eels!

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Eh, grab yer coat love!

why?

i’ve just shit meself and we need to leave.