Is it OK to kiss a girl if you have just spunked in her mouth?

[Strontium]

I figure if I can go down on a girl and kiss her afterwards, then the reverse is probably acceptable. Does that make me a pervert or a feminist? Or maybe both?

[NelCarra]

Whats worse a smelly pussy.....or if a girl fanny farts near your face?

[Aaron Miller]

Whats worse a smelly pussy.....or if a girl fanny farts near your face?

 

 

a smelly pussy is way worse.

 

you should take great pride in a fanny fart. afterall, it is you who packed that air up there.

[Aaron Miller]

i don't feel i've done a good job unless there's a powerful queef after i'm done.

[Malarkey]

Fanny Batter. Eee.

[Aaron Miller]

i think i like the word fannybatter. i think the american translation is pussymilk.

[NelCarra]

i don't feel i've done a good job unless there's a powerful queef after i'm done.

 

 

 

LMAO :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[RedinSweden]

Man, it didn't help that I'd put my hand in a fucking thistle while I was getting it too. Stung for days afterwards. And thistle isn't a euphemism for pubic thatch either.

 

This post made me laugh more than any other on this thread for some reason. It completely nailed me. I have a problem with your posts now. After that photo of you with your black hair and all that, I keep thinking of the lad from Little Miss Sunshine when i read your posts. Well, him with a Shrewsbury accent.

[dirty_sanchez]

It was one of those moments where you're just disappointed in myself. Like when I looked in the mirror, the dude looking back at me was just looking disgusted and was shaking his head. And I was like, "I know dude, I know". And he was all like, "why do you do this to yourself?" and I was all like, "well it seemed like a good idea at the time, you know what we're like?" and he was all like, "You're a fucking asshole" and I was all like "Speak for yourself asshole."

 

Didn't Michael Jackson sing a song about that.

 

It was probably about fucking kids though rather than getting a hummer off a bird who looked like she'd been jogging behind a gritting truck.

[Stefan]

Gotta love the google adds on this thread, "how to concieve a girl"

[Oh Buoy]

On 5/29/2007 at 6:30 PM, Chris said:

I had an unfortunate snowballing experience a couple of months ago, it wasn't very nice. But I'll try anything once, within reason.

 

If I cared about the girl? Yes, of course. If it was a meaningless thing? Absolutely not.

I feel like this started with so much hope and then just ended worse than Brexit. 

[Elite]

Seasons, what the fuck have you been searching for?

[Oh Buoy]

33 minutes ago, Elite said:

Seasons, what the fuck have you been searching for?

I just searched random words. 

 

I'm going to bump the other one I found. 

 

[Mook]

In answer to the OP, under no circumstances is that remotely acceptable.

 

I don't think it's even acceptable to talk to a woman just after I've spunked in her mouth the fucking slag.

[Elite]

Just now, Mook said:

In answer to the OP, under no circumstances is that remotely acceptable.

 

I don't think it's even acceptable to talk to a woman just after I've spunked in her mouth the fucking slag.

Well you couldn't be labelled a feminist.

[Guest]

49 minutes ago, Mook said:

In answer to the OP, under no circumstances is that remotely acceptable.

 

I don't think it's even acceptable to talk to a woman just after I've spunked in her mouth the fucking slag.

I think I've just died and woken up with Tourettes.

[skend04]

Are we saying that's she's still got the spunk in her mouth or that it's been swallowed/spat out?

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Are we saying that's she's still got the spunk in her mouth or that it's been swallowed/spat out?

Is there actually a 'fucking slag' that is being referred to in this thread? Oh my giddy oh!

[Oh Buoy]

22 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Are we saying that's she's still got the spunk in her mouth or that it's been swallowed/spat out?

What if she lied about swallowing and you dive in only to find you've performed a passive blow? Merry Christmas. 

[Dr Nowt]

Will never forget being present while one of my good mates discovered the lass he’d

been kissing had shortly before chewed off another lad we know to climax.

 

The look on his face when told is likely to be one of the last things I think of when my life flashes before my eyes.

 

The purest of happy thoughts.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Will never forget being present while one of my good mates discovered the lass he’d

been kissing had shortly before chewed off another lad we know to climax.

 

The look on his face when told is likely to be one of the last things I think of when my life flashes before my eyes.

 

The purest of happy thoughts.

As good as Col realising that the only Cider they sell is Strongbow? 

[Captain Howdy]

Jesus, this place

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

Jesus, this place

Prude.

[Dr Nowt]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

As good as Col realising that the only Cider they sell is Strongbow? 

He lives and breathes to rip the piss out of other people.

 

It was a rare moment of true warmth.

[Champ]

On 12/9/2018 at 6:44 PM, Elite said:

Well you couldn't be labelled a feminist.

I don’t think there was ever any danger of that