Unofficial Caption Thread

[RedinSweden]

About time we had another. Been hooting at the ones in the summer issue. Whoever did the stubbsy/lassie one is a fucking genius.

 

I'll use RRs thread with England v Sweden picks to get us started

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[RedinSweden]

 

WR: Mmmm. Yes that's it. Now say "Oh no, I've dropped me pension book and false teeth"

[Brownie]

 

Physio A: 'So lads, what do you reckon?'

 

Physio B: 'I'd say an hour tops personally.'

 

Physio C: 'No, I think he could manage about 70 minutes to be honest'.

 

Owen: 'Hello!!!! What about me?!!'

[RedinSweden]

 

Despite the crowd noise Mongo can still hear the cry of a fresh baby at 100 yards.

[05 Milan]

Whoever did the stubbsy/lassie one is a fucking genius.

 

*Ahem*

[05 Milan]

 

Man in vest to other man in vest:

 

- Eeeehhhmm...what's up doc?

[DT]

- Thank God it's not Lampard

[05 Milan]

 

*beep beep beep*

 

Beckham: Who the fuck brought a cell-phone on the pitch?

[05 Milan]

 

- OK, just tell me now, how bad is it? Am I out of the WC?

 

- Michael, I'm sorry to say this, but we're going to have to amputate....

 

- Noooooooooo! There must be some other way!

 

 

- Hmmmmm, well that depends. Can you hold your fingers like this and spin'em around?

 

- Eeehh, yeah, that's easy! I can do that! Look!

 

 

- Mwahahaaaaaa! I was only pulling your leg Michael! Well not literally, you did that yourself! Ahahahahahaaaa! Heh heh...Ehhh....

[Anny Road]

 

 

Physio '' Looks like a bad one Micheal 6 months out I recon.''

 

Owen ''Nooooo. It can't be as bad as that. I've got an important Inter Toto cup match in six weeks.''

[RedinSweden]

*Ahem*

 

I thought it might be. That one even makes me laugh when I think about it. My daughter asked me what "Bwaaak" means.I explained. She agrees that Stubbs looks like a parrot.

[Ian H]

 

 

Physio: Hang on lads. It's up here somewhere...

 

Owen: Oh ffs......

[Red Dawn]

 

Who's tits are bigger? Mongo's or Fwanks?

Someone set up a poll :whistle:

[Spy Bee]

 

There were no doc's sleaves around when Michael got stung.

 

 

No it's not my fucking metatarsal

[Spy Bee]

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

[Ian H]

 

What, we're kicking that way now?

[The-Sir]

 

Stubbs was not impressed with Gerrards impressions

 

BWAAAKKKK!!!!!!!!!

[Red Dawn]

 

CROUCH : Shit!!...one of me bollicks has dropped through me cacks

[Stu Monty]

Very Good RR.

[redrosetints]

Until you posted that I hadn't noticed - Ashley is a tripod. (Or tri-ped.)

 

He must be hung, he even gets a sock and boot for it....

[Guest fowler9]

About time we had another. Been hooting at the ones in the summer issue. Whoever did the stubbsy/lassie one is a fucking genius.

 

I'll use RRs thread with England v Sweden picks to get us started

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a nasty moment of realisation for Djibs surgeon as he puts his boots back on for the first time since the injury!

[Guest fowler9]

 

 

I'd better pull Rooney off before Sven does!!

[The-Sir]

About time we had another. Been hooting at the ones in the summer issue. Whoever did the stubbsy/lassie one is a fucking genius.

 

I'll use RRs thread with England v Sweden picks to get us started

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There's a nasty moment of realisation for Djibs surgeon as he puts his boots back on for the first time since the injury!

 

very good.

[Big Ig]

 

- OK, just tell me now, how bad is it? Am I out of the WC?

 

- Michael, I'm sorry to say this, but we're going to have to amputate....

 

- Noooooooooo! There must be some other way!

 

 

- Hmmmmm, well that depends. Can you hold your fingers like this and spin'em around?

 

- Eeehh, yeah, that's easy! I can do that! Look!

 

 

- Mwahahaaaaaa! I was only pulling your leg Michael! Well not literally, you did that yourself! Ahahahahahaaaa! Heh heh...Ehhh....

:D

[Tom R]

 

Some players just need a rocket up their arse sometimes.