Someone's having a real laugh - sperm of gollum to Utd.

[manwiththestick]

19 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I hope you snapped his hand off with that bet mate? 

Of course. I've asked already to pay out.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, manwiththestick said:

Of course. I've asked already to pay out.

Good lad. 

 

I have an annual bet for a night on the lash with my Irish Manc mate on who finishes higher in the league between us both. He's given up early again. 

[Chocoholic]

On 01/10/2019 at 20:37, Elite said:

Pretty much every single neutral knew he'd flop, it was glaringly obvious but they still gave him the job. I still find the whole thing utterly bizarre.

Bizarre, but wonderful. And beautiful.

[deiseach]

On 01/10/2019 at 20:37, Elite said:

Pretty much every single neutral knew he'd flop, it was glaringly obvious but they still gave him the job. I still find the whole thing utterly bizarre.

Did you think he'd be this bad? If 'success' is getting back on their fucking perch then it seemed clear he wouldn't be up to it, if only because there is only one man around who would be up to it and he's already gainfully employed - and how! But based on the run up to the PSG game it looked like he was well capable of making them best of the bottom 18, like Spurs were last year. Now they don't even look like being worst of the top 6. 

[Davelfc]

Now I don't often watch them, but lately the comedy value is high and I subscribed to the UHD BT sports for the final after not getting a ticket. So I want my money's worth and will be watching them later today, don't let me down you dirty mancs, I want laughs. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

3 hours ago, φαίνω said:

Now I don't often watch them, but lately the comedy value is high and I subscribed to the UHD BT sports for the final after not getting a ticket. So I want my money's worth and will be watching them later today, don't let me down you dirty mancs, I want laughs. 

They'll win easily tonight. But will provide plenty of comic relief through the season.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

No shots on target tonight for Ole’s bunch. 

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, rotoq said:

They'll win easily tonight. But will provide plenty of comic relief through the season.

 

5 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

No shots on target tonight for Ole’s bunch. 

 

[manwiththestick]

Manc in work (who I mentioned I made a bet with the other day) was chortling along about us giving up a three goal lead last night and just scraping a win against some "no marks".

 

Roll on 8am.

[Anubis]

Looks like Raggety has done his hamstring as well. Not that anyone will notice a difference.

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

No shots on target tonight for Ole’s bunch. 

I thought this was a prediction but they had six shots. None on target. New levels. 

[TheHowieLama]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

What is that now -  something like 5 wins in 21 games since he got the job on a permanent basis?

[Duff Man]

They're calling for Wenger on the 'caf. These are great days, people, make sure you enjoy them.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Apart from this, the pitch, the lack of VAR, the handball at Arsenal and the fact nothing at all is going for them at the moment being the only reason they’re not winning the everything, he seemed able to address his own failings.

 

I’m going March before they finally lead trusty old faithful Ole into the backyard with a shotgun and a heavy heart.

[dockers_strike]

Mixing it with European giants such as F91 Dudelange, Lugano, FC Krasnodar but hey, that's what you get in the 2nd or is it 3rd Division level of European football.

 

He's doing a grand job. I really hope they give him pots of money in January although I must admit, I think he'll be lucky to get to the January window myself.

[Harry Squatter]

[Harry Squatter]

"Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it. Let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK."

[Harry Squatter]

They are going to give him the bullet during the international break aren't they?. Just in time to play us. Twats.

[Harry Squatter]

39 minutes ago, dockers_strike said:

Mixing it with European giants such as F91 Dudelange, Lugano, FC Krasnodar but hey, that's what you get in the 2nd or is it 3rd Division level of European football.

 

He's doing a grand job. I really hope they give him pots of money in January although I must admit, I think he'll be lucky to get to the January window myself.

I cant believe that UEFA are introducing another European competition that will actually be shitter quality than this.

[manwiththestick]

7 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

They are going to give him the bullet during the international break aren't they?. Just in time to play us. Twats.

Don't think they will tbh.

[Duff Man]

It won't be long if they carry on in this kinda form.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

If they lose to Newcastle I reckon he's brown bread, especially looking at the Pochettino situation should Spurs lose to Brighton. Could be a rite merry go round next week. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 02/10/2019 at 09:51, rb14 said:

It's no trouble. Really.

Even in stick-man form, Moyes can't crack a smile.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

On 26/09/2019 at 13:48, No2 said:

How is it possible to win the league, spend a billion quid in the following 6 years and be that bad? That is an achievement of epic proportions.

 

"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap."

Dolly Parton