Biggest Tech Cunt

[Numero Veinticinco]

41 minutes ago, skend04 said:

So has Musk bought Twitter with other people's money just to shut it down?

 

Hero status: confirmed. 

[skend04]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

Hero status: confirmed. 

The forum might get some respite from Gnasher this weekend.

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, skend04 said:

The forum might get some respite from Gnasher this weekend.

 

Poor Gnasher, what the fuck would he do with himself? 

[Mudface]

[skend04]

5 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

 

Poor Gnasher, what the fuck would he do with himself? 

Mastodon.

[Pete]

7 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Mastodon.

That's only gonna take him 2-3 minutes tops.  After that? 

[Numero Veinticinco]

20 minutes ago, skend04 said:

Mastodon.

No need to be like that, mate. We all do it. 

[Captain Turdseye]

He’s closed all of Twitter’s offices until next week after reports of mass resignations. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Musk’s last few tweets are great. 
 

He’s not arsed. 

[Section_31]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

He’s closed all of Twitter’s offices until next week after reports of mass resignations. 

 

You just don't fuck with millennials. Imagine how hard it is trying to tell a generation of workers who've been used to beanbags and table football where the bears shit in the buckwheat. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

6 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Musk’s last few tweets are great. 
 

He’s not arsed. 

Yeah, he owns companies bigger and/or better than Twitter, is worth gazillions, and is utterly mental. No fucks given. Mad stuff. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I like the Shark jumping one, considering it’s the middle of the night over there now. 
 

Edit: The Shark Jumping one has been taken down. What’s he gonna replace it with…

 

Or has he realised people haven’t jumped the shark? IMMINENT. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Space Karen. Haha!

 

 

[Section_31]

41 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Yeah, he owns companies bigger and/or better than Twitter, is worth gazillions, and is utterly mental. No fucks given. Mad stuff. 

 

Rich people never go broke. Donald Trump has been bankrupt more times than a St Helens vegan bakery. 

[Megadrive Man]

58 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

You just don't fuck with millennials. Imagine how hard it is trying to tell a generation of workers who've been used to beanbags and table football where the bears shit in the buckwheat. 

 

It's an industry where employee's will have lots of alternative job options too, so threatening them with long hours and conditions they don't want to work in was always only going to go one way!

 

It does seem more and more that this has all just been a big vain act of self harm by Musk? 

[Gnasher]

Funny as fuvk on there last night.

 

Blue tick luvvie types saying teary goodbyes and hoping they'd speak to each other again soon like they were being sent off to Flanders to fight in world war one.

[Section_31]

40 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Funny as fuvk on there last night.

 

Blue tick luvvie types saying teary goodbyes and hoping they'd speak to each other again soon like they were being sent off to Flanders to fight in world war one.

 

Imagine how many people will now have to get a real job?

 

"Here's a link to my blog telling you what the MSM doesn't want you to know, you can also buy my branded mugs, pens and a range of other great accessories."

 

How about you stop being a total bum, get yourself down to some temping agencies in Warrington and pick up some leads for call centre work while clandestinely staring down the recruitment consultant's top.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ll start it on here. Just end every post with a link to “buy me a coffee” instead of giving me a rep. 

[TheHowieLama]

two'fer

 

 

Elon Musk’s losses for 2022 topped $100 billion as shares of Tesla Inc. dropped to the lowest level in two years.

 

 

Amazon Alexa is a “colossal failure,” on pace to lose $10 billion this year

[Pete]

8 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

two'fer

 

 

Elon Musk’s losses for 2022 topped $100 billion as shares of Tesla Inc. dropped to the lowest level in two years.

 

 

Amazon Alexa is a “colossal failure,” on pace to lose $10 billion this year

Alexa, spy on me whilst I'm browsing the internet, buying stuff & using online banking then sell my data to the highest bidder. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Can we have the Musk implosion talk in this thread, instead of the one Gnasher uses to post tweets of turnips in?

[TheHowieLama]

No, free speech ya blert.

[Red Phoenix]

57 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Can we have the Musk implosion talk in this thread, instead of the one Gnasher uses to post tweets of turnips in?

 

I'll try to use this instead from here on out if talking about Musk/twitter. I preferred the twitter thread when it was more random tweets and humour.

[Red Phoenix]

13 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

No, the main crime is that he bought a website purely because his big mouth got him in trouble and his lawyers told him he was basically legally obliged to go through with the purchase. Then he made a series of catastrophically bad business decisions that everyone who knew his story could have predicted, given the fact that his businesses mostly succeed in spite of rather than because of his decisions. Within weeks he made said website more open to fraud, hacks and abuse. He scared off advertisers by creating a new verification system on a whim that was so half baked it allowed people to impersonate corporations and spread misinformation. Then he got threw his toys out of the pram when even though it's a free market and therefore completely up to corporations where they advertise, many corporations decided their marketing money might be better spent elsewhere. Oh, that and he's an absolute cunt.

 

Yeah the Dems are completely blameless in all of this. They're fine with giving up control of twitter via their "moderation staff" that colluded with the US gov to censor people without kicking up a fuss. And they're also fine with one of the world's richest people who currently has 119mil followers openly supporting Republicans two years out from the next election whilst owning one of the biggest social media sites on the internet.

 

Twitter will soon be full of homophobia, antisemitism, racism, islamophobia, transphobia, anything that you can think of as long as Musk is damaged and it makes it harder for him to keep control of the site. You know, just like Corbyn was the king of antisemitism for years on end until all of that suddenly disappeared once he was no longer a threat.

 

Musk is a threat. To the Dems. Anyone that thinks they're going to fight fairly is deluded.