The New Cricket Thread

[Jairzinho]

They've arguably started this innings better than we have.

[Chocoholic]

Oh my word! 0-2 Cummins ripping in and on fire!

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Just Googled lowest test score ever, which is 26.

 

Getting past that will be a morale victory at the moment.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm pretty confident that at least one of Denly and Roy will be back in the hutch before close of play. 

[Captain Howdy]

Denly to produce a Smithesque double century backed up by some dogged middle order batting

[Captain Turdseye]

BARMY ARMY. 

[Chocoholic]

England even it up. Now 2/2

[Jairzinho]

6-2. YOUR NOT SINGIN NE MOR

[Pureblood]

One over remaining.  15/2

[Captain Howdy]

Denly into double figures

[Captain Howdy]

Australia just edging things

[Guest Pistonbroke]

A pretty decent day for the Aussies, thoroughly depressing from an English prospective. 

Aussies can go to work on Monday knowing they have at least retained the Ashes. 

[Pureblood]

26 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

I'm pretty confident that at least one of Denly and Roy will be back in the hutch before close of play. 

Good call.

[Captain Turdseye]

Roy will be in the middle for eight hours tomorrow. The ultimate turnaround. You heard it here first. 

[Scooby Dudek]

I sent this to Roy just before he went in;

 

 

[TheBitch]

5 hours ago, Brownie said:

As expected, TheBitch is a leg-end.

Literally the best part of today was meeting Brownie and his dad at lunch. 

 

Gutted its only 40 mins. The rest of the day was utter cricket shite. 

 

Aussies 40-4 then about 140-4

 

at least I got to see Steve Smith get out. 

 

And Brownie’s dad has the *best* stories. Hero. 

 

Im off to get fucked up in Altrincham for something to do. 

 

Fuck off England. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Heard a stat on TMS just as England were about to open their second innings. 

 

In this series, the average England opening partnership is 9.8. Nine, point, fucking, eight.

[lifetime fan]

Glos started steadily. 

[lifetime fan]

Definitely a pitch you want to bat second on though. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

Lad batting for Glous, Cockbain is from Liverpool.

[lifetime fan]

And then turn to shite. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Lad batting for Glous, Cockbain is from Liverpool.

 

Think you said before Mick you used to watch him, gun arm. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

3 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

Think you said before Mick you used to watch him, gun arm. 

Yes mate. Still hoping he'll come back and play for Bootle one day.

[lifetime fan]

72/4

[s(k)aturation]

10 hours ago, Rico1304 said:

It’s a spot on impersonation. 

 

He's doing a fucking brilliant rendition of himself too.

All that remains now is for him to disappear for 6 months when someone returns the ridicule.