Lewis Hamilton

[The Acolyte]

Fuck off Nico, you typical germanoid.

 

You hate Lewis because he is not your typical english villager or your London fake gangasta type of jihadist teenagers' rapist or something.

 

Lewis is very successful, he has got a proper older gf who is on the brink of becoming an amazing milf, with an amazing ass. He is also smooth and he is the fastest driver in F1. I like his accent too.

 

Come on Lewis!!!

Lewis, London Council Estate Boy. Whats not to like.

Alonso, grade A cunt who shopped his own team when they shifted focus away from him and onto Hamilton (they used to be team mates).

[Nasty Lizard]

Dont get all this Alonso best driver nonsense didnt Hamilton beat him when in same car at mclaren then threw his dummie out of the pram and all f1 drivers are egomaniacs well the really good ones anyway Senna,Shumacher,Alonso,Vettel and Hamilton

 

Exactly that. . And not only was he beating him the same car, he had only every driven some of the tracks before in the simulator, rather than in a actual car. 

 

FA is a big fucking cry baby.

[Hand Shandy]

They all whine when things aren't going their way.

 

What Alonso has been doing in the horsecarts that Ferrari have given him for the last three years show what a great driver he is.

[George Costanza]

Alonso is the best most consistent driver.  Hamilton is probably the quickest but he does make quite a few mistakes.

 

Not arsed who wins tomorrow tbh

 

I just hope next season the likes of Red Bull, Mclaren & Ferrari become much more competitive against Mercedes.  & also Williams continue their recent improvement

[Anubis]

Hamilton comes across as a right horrible prick.

 

And this man works for Michael O'Leary people, so he should be a good judge.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Button always comes across as such a top lad.

[Jairzinho]

As does Di Resta. Or did, anyway. May have spent this season cutting the heads off penguins for all I know.

[RoboRiise]

As does Di Resta. Or did, anyway. May have spent this season cutting the heads off penguins for all I know.

 

You think he's seen the John Lewis advert too?

[BCM]

Button always comes across as such a top lad.

 

He is the one i always want to win, Top bloke. Like Riccardo as well.

 

Cant be doing with Hamilton, or Rosberg for that matter. I just hope this last race is full of genuine drama and both drivers whine like little girls over the radio which they like doing.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

He is the one i always want to win, Top bloke. Like Riccardo as well.

 

Cant be doing with Hamilton, or Rosberg for that matter. I just hope this last race is full of genuine drama and both drivers whine like little girls over the radio which they like doing.

Riccardo does seem ace.

 

I do like Hamilton though.

[RoboRiise]

I'd love to know what odds I could have got on Rosberg and Hamilton taking each other out on the first corner, might have risked a cheeky fiver.

[RoboRiise]

ahahhahaahahhahahaha Rosberg bottled it.

[Stickman]

Can't stand Hamilton the tax dodging twat...has more money than he could spend in several lifetimes but as with most of his kind wants to put fuck all back into the country that made him,...

Having said that I won't be watching as F1 is not even a sport...

[Pidge]

Yeah, because he's shit.

 

More, not the legendary driver his record suggests than shit but... yeah, fuck him. The Crazy Frog singing wanker.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

More, not the legendary driver his record suggests than shit but... yeah, fuck him. The Crazy Frog singing wanker.

Heh, fair point. As shit as one of the best in his field can be.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Must be shit being Hamilton. Just won the Championship, multi-millionaire, gets to fuck Pussy Cat Doll lady. Cunt.

[Baltar]

Who's that tasty looking bird standing next to Lewis's old lady?

[Hand Shandy]

Thought much the same. She was lovely.

[The Acolyte]

Thought much the same. She was lovely.

Step mum I think!

[The Acolyte]

Glad he won. having Rosberg nick it after winning half as many races would've been robbery.

[Trumo]

Who's that tasty looking bird standing next to Lewis's old lady?

 

I've been trying to find out ever since they showed her.

[moof]

Alonso is the best driver. Raikonnen and Hamilton the most naturally gifted. Bottas and Ricciardo are future world champs.

[moof]

Congratulations Lewis, btw. It was always going to be a merc but he still beat his teammate convincingly.

[Baltar]

Step mum I think!

No chance! His brother's bird?

[Trumo]

No chance! His brother's bird?

 

Google says that her name is Mel Grevatt. She looked a lot nicer at the F1 race than Google Images might suggest from the photos on there.