Poo Updates

[Elite]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

 

Had the same experience. I've had IBS since my late teens, not bad, but enough to cause some psychological problems with travelling etc. I did Atkins a few years back and thought I'd take Fybogel too to keep the mail moving. Fuck me it's good, complete underpants changer.

 

[Mudface]

21 minutes ago, Elite said:

 

 

My undies can go for months without skids now. Miracle stuff.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Mudface said:

 

My undies can go for months without skids now. Miracle stuff.

Bollocks 

[VladimirIlyich]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Now that’s a fucking toilet. 
 

The Turdis.

[Remmie]

On 22/11/2023 at 10:50, Elite said:

I've had some proper long ones lately (at least a foot), my bowels must resemble a hosepipe reel.

 

On 22/11/2023 at 10:55, Curly said:

A foot?? As in 12 inches?!

[Mudface]

9 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Bollocks 

 

No, it's true. My Only Fans soiled underwear sales have dropped off a cliff.

[ZonkoVille77]

Ever had a shit that was so tough you thought you were having a heart attack? Well, I'm still alive. Just about.

[stringvest]

On 24/11/2023 at 19:03, Trumo said:

If I start to look at property listings online, I need to go for a massive shit almost straight away. Once I've had the clearout, I can look at listings all day if need be.

 

This is not the start of a joke, it's an actual thing. If there's a punchline, I don't know it.

 

Or maybe I do. Rightmove? Shitemove more like.

Poopla

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, stringvest said:

Poopla

Shite Move 

 

 

 

 

Yours is miles better 

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ve followed through with a wet fart since I last posted on this thread. Worst thing about it was that I was actually on my way to the toilet anyway but still had the misplaced confidence to let the fart go. 

[Elite]

Took some lactulose the other day as I was bunged up. Safe to say I'm not anymore.

[Section_31]

53 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’ve followed through with a wet fart since I last posted on this thread. Worst thing about it was that I was actually on my way to the toilet anyway but still had the misplaced confidence to let the fart go. 

 

 I followed through in work last week, thankfully I was stood up having a wee at the time with my pants around my ankles (my zip is funny on my work kecks) 

 

I don't do that very often and thought it was maybe a muscle thing what with me pissing and farting at the same time, one for the philosophers. 

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, stringvest said:

Poopla

Purple-faced bricks.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

6 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

 

 I followed through in work last week, thankfully I was stood up having a wee at the time with my pants around my ankles (my zip is funny on my work kecks) 

 

I don't do that very often and thought it was maybe a muscle thing what with me pissing and farting at the same time, one for the philosophers. 

 

Were you at the urinal though?

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Were you at the urinal though?

 

No the disabled toilet. 

[Preston Red]

Dosed up on opioids at the hospital last summer was an experience that I remember fondly apart from the "trying to shit a house brick" moments. I must've spent 20+ minutes willing this thing to exit, sweating and thrutching and when it finally went the rest followed in quick succession.

 

It's just as well that my arsehole is in an area that is difficult to see as no doubt, I'd have been horrified to see blood soaked, hanging wet chamois.

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

 

Were you at the urinal though?

 

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

 

No the disabled toilet. 

Liar he was at his desk.

[TheSire]

5 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Ever had a shit that was so tough you thought you were having a heart attack? Well, I'm still alive. Just about.

Extreme pushing. Screams of anguish. Crying sounds echo around the bathroom.

 

Depraved.

[Lee909]

10 hours ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

Ever had a shit that was so tough you thought you were having a heart attack? 

 

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