Strategic wanks in dirty public toilets

[Captain Turdseye]

caught blagging again?

 

Oh the irony.

[liverpoolsno9]

I once had a wank on a packed out, standing room only Birmingham - Liverpool train. The stitching in my pocket was ripped. Got a bit carried away, was a bit messy & wet when I finished tho. Beats going the toilets tho.

[Magic Sponge]

I once had a wank on a packed out' date=' standing room only Birmingham - Liverpool train. The stitching in my pocket was ripped. Got a bit carried away, was a bit messy & wet when I finished tho. Beats going the toilets tho.[/quote']

 

Liar.

[twelvesmallsteps]

Yes, of course that makes more sense, but the trouble is with the exhaustion from the busy week and the full weekend schedules (shes all about getting up early and jogging etc) a second round is usually quite tricky to initiate.

 

It's a bit convenient isn't it? One would think lazy weekends and late breakfeasts would suit your distance relationship.

[llego]

 

It's a bit convenient isn't it? One would think lazy weekends and late breakfeasts would suit your distance relationship.

 

Relationship advice on here is a bit like medical advice from WebMD... you always have cancer!

[zigackly]

Relationship advice on here is a bit like medical advice from WebMD... you always have cancer!

 

Asking for it on here is a bit like self harm.

[llego]

 

Asking for it on here is a bit like self harm.

 

Absolutely true.

 

To be fair I mostly wanted to talk about wanking habits.

[TheHowieLama]

 

To be fair I mostly wanted to talk about wanking habits.

 

[Reacher]

Don't understand why you don't blow your load, wait a few minutes and go again.

[stevebaby]

There was a kid in my 8th grade class at school who used to wank in class. He used to make a hole in his pocket and go for it. Got caught a few times and was sent to the Head's office to be caned but it didn't stop him.

Sadly I was off sick on the memorable day he wanked into his hand and when the teacher turned his back to the class to write on the blackboard Chris expertly flicked a blob of jizz onto his back.

Instant school legend.

He was in my rugby team as well. One Saturday morning when we were about 15 his dad was driving us to rugby when Chris asked him to stop for a couple of minutes so he could see a mate. Chris went into some strangers yard, hopped the fence to his 24 year old girlfriend's place and knocked one off. We pissed ourselves laughing when we arrived at the ground and his dad noticed that he had put his shorts on back to front.

Edited February 28, 2013 by stevebaby

[janmolby]

Call me old fashioned but I'm more of a traditionalist and just wank at home

[TheBitch]

Call me old fashioned but I'm more of a traditionalist and just wank at home

 

[llego]

There was a kid in my 8th grade class at school who used to wank in class. He used to make a hole in his pocket and go for it. Got caught a few times and was sent to the Head's office to be caned but it didn't stop him.

Sadly I was off sick on the memorable day he wanked into his hand and when the teacher turned his back to the class to write on the blackboard Chris expertly flicked a blob of jizz onto his back.

Instant school legend.

He was in my rugby team as well. One Saturday morning when we were about 15 his dad was driving us to rugby when Chris asked him to stop for a couple of minutes so he could see a mate. Chris went into some strangers yard' date=' hopped the fence to his 24 year old girlfriend's place and knocked one off. We pissed ourselves laughing when we arrived at the ground and his dad noticed that he had put his shorts on back to front.[/quote']

 

This is the kind of reply I was hoping for to be honest.

 

I once had a three way wanking race with my little brother and my best friend. It was a sleepover, we were each in our respective beds and counted it down. My brother had won before we said go.

[Captain Turdseye]

This is the kind of reply I was hoping for to be honest.

 

I once had a three way wanking race with my little brother and my best friend. It was a sleepover, we were each in our respective beds and counted it down. My brother had won before we said go.

 

That is all kinds of wrong.

[llego]

 

That is all kinds of wrong.

 

I know, only time I ever lost to him at anything!

[Paulie Dangerously]

This is the kind of reply I was hoping for to be honest.

 

I once had a three way wanking race with my little brother and my best friend. It was a sleepover, we were each in our respective beds and counted it down. My brother had won before we said go.

 

Wow.

[Melchett]

A public school attended friend of mine once told me how many of them used to have a race to see who could reach the vinegar stroke into a glass, the person who finished last had to drink the protein shake that was produced.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

This is the kind of reply I was hoping for to be honest.

 

I once had a three way wanking race with my little brother and my best friend. It was a sleepover' date=' we were each in our respective beds and counted it down. My brother had won before we said go.[/quote']

 

Way,way too much info.

 

Probably one of the most shocking things ive read on here and not in a good way either.

Id look up the guy with the username Pony Princess if i were you.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Way' date='way too much info.

 

Probably one of the most shocking things ive read on here and not in a good way either.

Id look up the guy with the username Pony Princess if i were you.[/quote']

 

And that 'girl' friend you have doesnt have a large adams apple does she?

[llego]

Bit of a weird reaction Lenin old boy...

 

Sounds like youre having some internal battles to be honest.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Bit of a weird reaction Lenin old boy...

 

Sounds like youre having some internal battles to be honest.

 

Exactly, it's everyone else that's weird.

[VladimirIlyich]

Bit of a weird reaction Lenin old boy...

 

Sounds like youre having some internal battles to be honest.

 

Yeah sorry,I'm sure nearly every lad has had a wanking competition with two other boys in the same room with no girls in sight.

 

I really am losing the plot.

[llego]

Ya codgers. Its adolescence, its supposed to get a bit weird. Sounds like you two often catch yourself thinking of dicks and then fly into fits of self hating rage.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Nah, just thought it was a bit weird.

[Captain Turdseye]

 

I once had a three way wanking race with my little brother and my best friend. It was a sleepover, we were each in our respective beds and counted it down. My brother had won before we said go.

 

Haha!

 

Are you still seeing your bird, llego?