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Apparently it gives you wins.

He was really good, nippy and picked out some good passes. Mind you, Derby as a team looked very good too- in contrast to Mourinho's dinosaur lump-it-up-to-the-big-man tactics, they played some excellent, high tempo football with great interplay amongst their forward players. Very impressive, they won't play teams like Utd every week though and there'll be stiffer tests ahead.

Carragher probably gave it to him if he had enough time to get Hazard's knob out of his mouth.

You’re a gobshite.

Moreno is fucking braindead but Keita needs to be doing more there. When Keita doesn’t cover the inside Moreno is always going to get sucked in. He just isn’t there defensively for me yet. You can’t play him in the games against the better sides. To that knobhead who was saying Van Dijk is overrated. Watch that fucking centre back pair and wake the fuck up. We are in equally as bad trouble if Robertson gets injured as much as Van Dijk.

Waiting for Phil Jones to take one

Klopp is out of order giving Shaquiri a public bollocking. Whether or not he deserved it he should be keeping a lid on it until it's private.

I'm not bothered about going out of this cup but I hate losing to Chelsea.

A rest? He's had a 3 year break.

He should have got the papers instead.

Fucking hell. The single sausage just looks sad. The black pudding looks like it was made by Mr Kipling. Half a fucking mushroom!!! Beans... you dirty twat. The bacon looks like a pigs ear you would give to a dog. The eggs look saggy. The tomato looks like the inside of a minge. I hope the person who cooked that dies.

Are you saying that we have no shit players any more?!

The Smashing Pumpkins - Adore This album alienated many SP fans when it came out. Listening back to it now it hasn't aged at all IMO. I remember some mates calling it shite (I wonder what they think now). I guess when you want a huge rocking sound with pounding drums, only then to be faced with electronica, drum machines, acoustics and atmospherics, it would be a huge departure from what you are used to hearing. I really liked the shift in tone first time I heard it and I like it even more as the years have passed. It almost has the feel of a demo album, a bit lo-fi sounding that works very well. I'd even argue that it was slightly ahead of its time as other bands (Radiohead for one example) went on to rely on beat programming as a base in their tracks as the years went on. There is a vulnerability to Corgan's lyrics and singing on this album that makes it stand out in the SP catalogue. He was never the cheeriest of writers, but this is bleak. Clearly the many issues he faced in his private life poured out onto this album. Downsides for me is the running length and some loose arrangements. It would have had a much better impact had it been shortened by a good 10 mins overall. I should also mention that it took me a long time to appreciate Corgan's voice. It can be quite grating and I can understand folks who don't like it. But I believe this album is worth the effort. Tracks: To Shelia A nice wandering acoustic ballad opener about loss. An understated, miserable tune which is quite beautiful. Banjo! Great stuff. Ava Adore The first single on the album and one that really messed with SP fans. Held together by the drum programming it's got the goth feel but feels so much more than that. Much loved and hated by fans. Perfect A sister track to '1979' - radio pop-rock of sorts. Picks up the momentum created from Ava Adore and could almost have been a track from the Mellon Collie album it's so similar in style. Easy listening. Daphne Descends I love the sombre-sounding guitars and prodding bass in this. The line "you love him" is just addictive. Once Upon a Time Quite introspective and personal. Another great melody. Tear Sounds like a metronome just ticking away in the background. Like a heartbeat, slowly beating until it eventually breaks. The violins give an air of grief to the whole track. Brilliant. Crestfallen "Who am I....." - a heart wrenching introspective lullaby. Appels + Oranjes Has an 80's electronic vibe off it that I like. A bit Depeche Mode in mood. The bassline is excellent on this. The lyrics are a bit shit though. "what if…. " Pug Goes from sneering rock to pop. Guitar riff sounds great against that throbbing bassline and electro beat. One of my favourite tracks on the album. Bit like Depeche Mode again -all moody and all synth. Excellent. The Tale of Dusty and Pistol Pete More like a poem put to music. Lovely harmonies in the chorus give it a subtle dreamlike feel. Plucked acoustic guitar prevalent throughout over a poppy beat. Good track. Annie Dog He sings like he has almost just given up on everything. His voice barely getting above speaking levels. The piano and drumming/percussion is lovely in this track. The drums in particular sound very close up and immediate. Good track. Shame "Love is good and love is kind. Love is good and love is blind" - great line. There are moments in this song where it just seems like he's forgotten to sing, the drum machine still tipping along. I get that he was probably trying to let it "breathe" but it just brought some monotony and boredom to the track and is too long by about 2 minutes. Behold! The Night Mare The subtle electronic rhythm starts this one. Lovely piano track creating the atmosphere and a nice acoustic guitar break just after the 2min mark, followed then by a crescendo and screaming electric. An ambitious track that just about works. Lyrically very good - poetry. For Martha Song for his deceased mother. Amazing piano intro. Builds up to an epic finish with Guitars at the end that sound more like the typical SP sound that they became famous for. Again too long, but it's a tribute so can’t fight that one. Should have been the closer. Blank Page Lovely piano track. Absolutely bleak and depressing. Self-loathing and apologetic lyrics. "Take a day plant some trees, May they shade you from me, May your children play beneath". Brilliant. 17 Here is some piano music to finish. Now fuck off and stop crying. An 8.5 out of 10 for me. I think it's a brilliant album and glad to revisit it after so long.

We have to give them a fucking beating this season. Fucking baffles me how we manage to go into our shell against them.

Madchen Amick of Twin Peaks fame And still looks amazing now at 47

A wise man once said "When it cometh to the Carabao Cup, doeth chelsey on the wednesday with a team that is slightly weaker than usual and then drive a full bumming upon their kinsfolk at the weekend".

Mummy and daddy are heading for a divorce. Both players and fans alike have got to decide who they want to live with. Social Services should be involved as the choices are either a mentally-ill, delusional megalomaniac or an over-rated, self-regarding idiot who refers to himself in the third person. Sorry, kids, that's your choice. Grandad is no longer an option.

Rereading that I'm not sure I've properly conveyed my true feelings. For those left in any doubt, it was just shit

I will probably get shot for this but i stand by what i say....tonight is yet another example of why we as a football club don't win things any more.... Yes we can argue about fine margins, little moments, if we had our best team, being undone by whatever - but fact is it happened and it happens to us year in year out in knockout football too often. I am sure some will say 'it is only the league cup' and who knows maybe we will pick up a bigger fish and this will be forgotten but right now it is yet another opportunity to win a trophy gone and us nursing yet another in a long long long list of 'if onlys'....... Until we get that monkey off our back it is gonna get harder and harder to believe and for us to win things again

Very poor from Klopp. He should save his bollockings for the useless cunts that have cost us far more important games and there was a few of them playing today being as useless as ever. At least XS looks like he cares, piss poor move humiliating him like that.

Whats the fucking point Two players clearly offside as the freekick is hit, one makes a run towards the flight of the ball

Klopp bang out of order on XS there. Keita, Hendo and Moron all share the blame for the 2nd goal. Lazy all round.

Fuck off, you tit.

If you're going to foul him Henderson, at least do some proper damage.

I'd prefer to lose this game and win the weekend Tbf. But still cunts

Friend is one fucking massive useless cunt

Pigbull

I hadn’t!

It’s so bad, even the dirty twatting beans are trying to escape from the plate in embarrassment... the ultimate insult.

The video in this story https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6209585/Disabled-man-used-mobility-scooter-knock-two-elderly-women-aged-88-90.html I'm bad aren't I...

He wants the sack. It happens at every single club he’s been at. They convinced themselves they were different. The 3 season thing was a myth they said. Fucking knobheads have got what they deserve. He never, ever turns this around. The longer he stays there the more damage he can cause. Hopefully he survives to the January transfer window so he can blow more money and fill more squad positions with unflushable shite.

No way would you ever hear that from Klopp

Spot on JP

He was our best player by some distance. Some of the others need the bollocking if anything.

Poor Shaq looks like he’s about to cry there. Looks like he’s been told that Santa Claus doesn’t exist. Leave the little guy alone, Jurgen.

Get back in your hole you fucking bellend

There are two players offside and one goes for the header, wether he gets it or not he is involved in the play

Harsh on Scholesy that mate

No sorry pal

Fucking floating gin palace

Ex boss of Nepal innit?

If we were playing a championship or lower division team, some rotation would be fine. We're not. We are playing one of our main rivals who we face again on the weekend. Play our strongest possible side and bum them, giving us the psychological edge for the second match. Playing Mignolet (crap) AND Moreno (megacrap) together with Lovren (out of match practice and liable to get the wobbles in the presence of M & M) is fucking suicidal and could hand them the edge for the weekend.