People you wouldn't employ

[Joe Le Taxi]

My boss admitted he only hires fit birds. He's done exactly that as well!

[Hand Shandy]

Errrrrmmmm, your boss (that's YOUR boss...) has said he only hires fit birds.

 

And he hired you.

 

I'd be watching your arse if I was you Lewis, especially if you're talking about working at Forest.

 

Dodgy fuckers there...

[VladimirIlyich]

I wouldnt employ me and it seems that everybody else agrees with this too.

[Anubis]

Anyone off TLW. All far too dysfunctional.

[kelster]

Bald people. They just look shifty to me.

[Section_31]

My boss admitted he only hires fit birds. He's done exactly that as well!

 

We're like that with work experience. We look them up on Facebook before they get a yes. On the rare occasion we get a lad we usually stick him in a room on his own.

[lifetime fan]

Anyone off TLW. All far too dysfunctional.

 

And too fucking lazy looking at some of our post counts.

[lifetime fan]

We're like that with work experience. We look them up on Facebook before they get a yes. On the rare occasion we get a lad we usually stick him in a room on his own.

 

Abusing power, I like it.

[sparta7]

I had a CV were in her "other information" section she said she was "irrepressible with a lust for life. My outgoing qualities immediately make people warm to me".

 

Pfffttt.....

[Section_31]

CVs are shite as a rule anyway, it's like writing a dating profile - all bollocks. Surely the only point of them is to look at their education and job information to make sure they're not a dickhead, and then try and suss them out at interview stage to make sure they're not a serial killer.

[Harry Squatter]

Scallies. Most can't even string 2 sentences together, probably type official documents in text talk, want to nick stuff, lazy, take drugs, threaten to batter or get someone to batter anyone who makes them do something they disagree with. My mate was in charge of 10 scall admin officers who turned up to work reeking of pot and wearing lacoste trackies. He gave one a final warning about his punctuality and was threatened by this lad that him and his mates would get him after work if he got sacked.

[Harry Squatter]

Women in their 50's. All the women i've worked with in this age group have all been nosey 2 faced gossips who seem to use any excuse to do fuck all work.

[Guest davelfc]

I had a CV were in her "other information" section she said she was "irrepressible with a lust for life. My outgoing qualities immediately make people warm to me".

 

Pfffttt.....

 

Reads as 'big tits, lots of cleavage'

[Harry Squatter]

Perverts. One of the managers in my place was sacked for persistent perving. Any new bird that started he'd find out her name and try to flirt with on email without even meeting her. Pinched loads of birds arses on nights out and whispered 'i've got a fucking massive cock' into the ear of some new admin bird on her first day. Whilst playing for the cricket team he started lusting over all the 14 yr old girls who were coming out of the school opposite the pitch. His wife wasnt best pleased when she found out about his antics as she worked on the same floor as his intended 'targets'. Pervs are all liabilites who cant concentrate on their work and always end up getting filled in by annoyed boyfriends or husbands.

[md1892]

Ugly birds with big tits, it's just a fucking waste.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I wouldn't employ anyone from here.

[stevebaby]

Paedos. Before you know it, they're demanding nursery facilities at the employer's expense and the constant police raids and vigilantes are disruptive. How is a small business supposed to survive under conditions like this?

Paedos, fuck off and pay your own way.

[chrisbonnie]

people that cant hold a simple conversation. I fucking hate people that cant converse, you try your hardest to get a conversation going and all you get are one word answers.

 

smokers, they take too many smoke breaks, i reckon the average smoker wastes over an hour a week with smoke breaks.

 

men that dont like sport, or are just into motor sport, they're usually morons and serial killers

[Guest TK-421]

Carl

[Remmie]

We're like that with work experience. We look them up on Facebook before they get a yes. On the rare occasion we get a lad we usually stick him in a room on his own.

You may want to clear this up dude, I take it you don't mean 14 year olds from school doing their first work experience?

[Tom R]

Ugly people.

 

The fit ones cost exactly the fucking same.

 

it's a no brainer.

[dickie mint]

A good hard day on the building with these so called fat baldy lazy gits would kill all the office back stabbing pricks on here,hope your office doesn't get to cold and you dont choke on your boots £3 meal.

[brucespanner]

Working in a bar a few years back and some scally broad walks in, conversation as follows.

 

'Got any jobs going?'

 

'Yeah, a couple of shifts. You got any experience?'

 

'Worked in a pub yeah'

 

'Which one and why did you leave?'

 

'The Red Lion and I got sacked for taking drugs in the toilet and stealing money....it's ok though it was my boyfriend taking the drugs I was just talking to him!'

 

'Do you agree that compulsory sterilisation of imbeciles, in a utilitarian sense, is the way forward?'

 

'What? Do you want me or not?'

 

'Leave your number and we'll call if anything comes up'

 

'Mint'

 

My god me and a few friends abused that phone number.

[Section_31]

You may want to clear this up dude, I take it you don't mean 14 year olds from school doing their first work experience?

 

Nah, university-goers and above!

[lifetime fan]

Working in a bar a few years back and some scally broad walks in, conversation as follows.

 

'Got any jobs going?'

 

'Yeah, a couple of shifts. You got any experience?'

 

'Worked in a pub yeah'

 

'Which one and why did you leave?'

 

'The Red Lion and I got sacked for taking drugs in the toilet and stealing money....it's ok though it was my boyfriend taking the drugs I was just talking to him!'

 

'Do you agree that compulsory sterilisation of imbeciles, in a utilitarian sense, is the way forward?'

 

'What? Do you want me or not?'

 

'Leave your number and we'll call if anything comes up'

 

'Mint'

 

My god me and a few friends abused that phone number.

 

She any good?