One of my best mates's missus's...

[zigackly]

http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/104869-frigid-bitch.html

 

[lifetime fan]

CD said it was one of his best mates. Not his bff.

 

Get it nailed.

[dennis tooth]

When i was abar 15 me mates ma kopped off with one of his mates in front of him, in his house. Wouldnt mind but she was, and still is married to his dad. Must hav been traumatic for him

[loadsoftrophies]

Everytime you have a wank think of her, you'll soon get bored and move on.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

 

Knock ME out ?!

 

I was the pouncee, not the pouncer.

 

If it was my mates Missus I would have at least made the effort to push her away.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I suggest you put your penis inside her and make a decision from there

[odris]

Did I say call it a night? I obviously meant call her tonight.

[brucespanner]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

I don't think any exist, the two blokes who we did it in front of were so shocked we didn't have chance to ask them for a kodak moment!

 

The day after the same blokes were telling all our mates about it, trying to embarrass us, and were met with 'Oh right, cool, do you want a pint Spanner?' Not what they had envisaged! My mates know me well enough to know that I can be a cunt with people who exhibit any idiotic tendencies.

[Tom R]

I once fucked my mate's mum.

 

I'm not proud of it.

 

Pah, who am I kidding. I've dined out on that story for fucking years!

[Sugar Ape]

I once fucked my mate's mum.

 

I'm not proud of it.

 

Pah, who am I kidding. I've dined out on that story for fucking years!

 

Does he know about it Tom, and is he still your mate?

[Unrighteous]

I once fucked my mate's mum.

 

I'm not proud of it.

 

Pah, who am I kidding. I've dined out on that story for fucking years!

 

Only once?

[Anubis]

I once fucked my mate's mum.

 

I'm not proud of it.

 

Pah, who am I kidding. I've dined out on that story for fucking years!

 

 

You missed the part where she helped you shave one of his eyebrows off before you disappeared upstairs.

[cmuller]

[Flying Pig]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

Even the slightest hink of homo action makes Melons spring like a tiger demanding pictures. You'd think she likes mens willys and all that.

[Bloke]

Been in a position like this before but woth a older workwate and his missus, your mate gets off on it and would like to see you smash her aslong as he is involved in some way or can atleast sit there and watch while knocking the top off it.She is a dim cunt who is exactly what you dont want your daughter to turn out like.

 

I got the fuck out of there when she was rubbing my thighs while wearing a police uniform and he was masturbating with a massive smile on his face.These people had two kids and had been completely normal for the three years i had known them.You seem intrigued enough by not grabbing her face by the palm of your hand and asking her what the fuck she is playing at so go for it.

[Redking]

Yah, if there was no automatic reaction to stop your best friends girlfriend from making a stupid mistake then you must be up for it regardless of those two being together.

 

Would you be willing to let your best mate watch and have a wank while you fuck her is the question.

[dennis tooth]

Duncan oldham, say no more.

[Magic Sponge]

Duncan oldham, say no more.

 

Who is?

[Warwick Hunt]

My mates (now ex) bird used to practically straddle me and thrust her bosom in my face whenever I went out with them. Made me seriously uncomfortable (and my own lady was none too happy either - hair was pulled on one occasion). I fronted my mate about it and he laughed it off that she was a bit of a nutter and just doing a bit of attention seeking to make him jealous and ultimately he wasn't that arsed such was the volatile nature of their relationship. She was a bit of a nutter actually, though extremely tidy (she was about 6 foot 3, 5 foot of which where legs!).

 

The day they split up she turned up on my doorstep demanding a serious banging. Did I oblige? I may quite very well have done!

[Redking]

An infamous 'conman' according to Google & Encyclopedia Dramatica.

[Paul]

...has just snogged the face off me...right in front of him / my mate / her hubby.

 

Getting very touchy feely indeed, and I didn't exactly feel too comfortably about it, yet it felt pretty damn good cos I really like her...and I know she likes me too.

 

A bit confused tbh.

 

What to do, questions, questions...

 

You make it sound like you were a passive victim in the whole thing. Are you telling me that if some big gay bear grabbed you that he'd be able to snog your face off? Of course he wouldn't - unless you let him. It takes two to tango.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

...has just snogged the face off me...right in front of him / my mate / her hubby.

 

Getting very touchy feely indeed, and I didn't exactly feel too comfortably about it, yet it felt pretty damn good cos I really like her...and I know she likes me too.

 

A bit confused tbh.

 

What to do, questions, questions...

 

You need to be asking serious questions of yourself here CD, to come to the GF and so flippantly without prior warning or reason openly refer to someone's husband as their 'hubby' fucking terrible business, terrible indeed.

[Monster Masch]

You sound like you enjoyed it.

 

I would have knocked your head off, and told her to fucking do one.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You make it sound like you were a passive victim in the whole thing. Are you telling me that if some big gay bear grabbed you that he'd be able to snog your face off? Of course he wouldn't - unless you let him. It takes two to tango.

 

I've spent many a drunken night in Flares dispelling that particular myth.

[Redking]

You make it sound like you were a passive victim in the whole thing. Are you telling me that if some big gay bear grabbed you that he'd be able to snog your face off? Of course he wouldn't - unless you let him. It takes two to tango.

 

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