Food foibles

[slartibartfast]

Does anyone have any strange food habits they had as a kid that they never grew out of?

 

For instance, if I ever have a fried egg, I always eat around the yolk and save it till last. Also, when eating a meal, I always save a bit of everything so I can have the 'perfect mouthful' at the end.

 

Anyone else have strange eating habits?

[melons]

I only eat the egg white if i absolutely have too. (Not to offend people)

 

Egg/beans/tomato's don't touch each other on the plate.

 

Tomato sauce goes on almost everything other then tomato based foods.

 

Still don't eat lamb, sprouts or most fish.

[MOGLET]

I cannot eat the fat on any meat, I cant even entertain the thought of eating liver anymore, not since as a kid I had a bit with a big fat white vein in it.

The slightest off smell on milk makes me retch, and I cant lick a minge if there is a hint of tuna.

 

Not sure if that is what you are asking but.........

[Carradona]

Does anyone have any strange food habits they had as a kid that they never grew out of?

 

For instance, if I ever have a fried egg, I always eat around the yolk and save it till last. Also, when eating a meal, I always save a bit of everything so I can have the 'perfect mouthful' at the end.

 

Anyone else have strange eating habits?

 

I always do this.

[Anny Road]

I'll eat anything pretty much. Except insects faecal matter and sprouts.

[MOGLET]

I'll eat anything pretty much. Except insects faecal matter and sprouts.

 

 

Nothing wrong with sprouts.

[Guest ShoePiss]

Does anyone have any strange food habits they had as a kid that they never grew out of?

 

For instance, if I ever have a fried egg, I always eat around the yolk and save it till last. Also, when eating a meal, I always save a bit of everything so I can have the 'perfect mouthful' at the end.

 

Anyone else have strange eating habits?

 

Saving the best 'till last, not strange at all!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Whenever I have a slice of battenberg cake I always dissect it into it's 4 sponge squares and mazipan edges and eat them separately

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

i like to make swear words out of alphabetti spaghetti.

 

i play with my mash to make rude shapes.

 

When putting sauce on a pasty, i like to write 'muff' on it, therefore i am eating muff pie.

 

 

Hope this helps.

[The Flâneur]

I never, ever drink the last bit of any hot beverage.

[Tom R]

Brilliant shit thread, and duly repped.

 

I do The Perfect Mouthful every day. I look forward to it like a soldier likes coming home from war. Or something.

 

And I'll tell you something - I am still mentally and emotionally scarred from the rare occasions in life when a piece of grizzle or bone goes and fucks up The Perfect Mouthful.

is there ANYTHING worse? Seriously.

 

if I was ever going to have counselling about the things in life that have affected and shaped my life (for better or for worse) then I reckon that those ruined perfect mouthfuls throughout my life would without a doubt be right up there along with that time I got in that car with that Haribo and puppy salesman.

[Trumo]

if I was ever going to have counselling about the things in life that have affected and shaped my life (for better or for worse) then I reckon that those ruined perfect mouthfuls throughout my life would without a doubt be right up there along with that time I got in that car with that Haribo and puppy salesman.

 

Why? Was that a less than perfect mouthful too?

[Tom R]

Not even a mouthful!

 

Pencil dicked paedo fuck...

[Brian Damage]

i like to make swear words out of alphabetti spaghetti.

 

i play with my mash to make rude shapes.

 

When putting sauce on a pasty, i like to write 'muff' on it, therefore i am eating muff pie.

 

 

Hope this helps.

 

You too?

[JimmyConway]

I always nibble the chocolate off the side of a Mars bar,then eat the nougat part leaving me with a fucking feast of rolled up chocolate and caramel

[Bobby Hundreds]

Malted milk biscuits, I eat around the shape of the cow, so I'm left with just the biscuit cow with very smooth precise edges, unfortunately by the time I've achieved my cow biscuit the rest have usually been eaten.

 

I eat the cow.

[gingerhulk]

When eating a crisp butty, i put the butty inside the crisp packet, like some kind of marsupial bread mother.

[Jorge Borge]

The best perfect mouthful is always the last one of a roast dinner; six, seven, perfectly divided morsels, gravy, all gradually whittled down throughout the meal to ensure perfect equality at the final moment... shit! The pea's rolled off just as you put the fork in your mouth! Don't chew, get the runaway... get it in there, commence mastication and drift off to Sunday afternoon dinner table bliss. Fuck yes. Fellow OCD eaters duly repped.

[Champ]

Chocolate Buttons...always to be eaten in twos with undersides together....Chocolate Button sandwich

[Paulie Dangerously]

I always leave my teaspoon in my cup of tea or coffee and stir it sporadically. I have a phobia of particles of tea/coffee collating at the bottom of the cup and making me gag when I drink the last of it

 

I also have to finish EVERYTHING on my plate regardless how big/small the portion is. I was guilt tripped as a child to believe that leaving any food uneaten was tantamount to personally causing famine to Ethiopian children because they'd be glad of it

[Tom R]

THIS NEWS JUST IN:

I ordered a curry in last night (which was AMAZING) and my perfect mouthful at the end was fucking destroyed by some cunt of a cardamom pod!!

 

I'm still sad about it today.

[manwiththestick]

I crumble cream crackers into soup.

[cochyn]

THIS NEWS JUST IN:

I ordered a curry in last night (which was AMAZING) and my perfect mouthful at the end was fucking destroyed by some cunt of a cardamom pod!!

 

I'm still sad about it today.

 

I feel your pain brother. I've had many a swell curry ruined by the Dettol-effect of a rogue cardamum pob. Vile things

[Paulie Dangerously]

I like the pods but only as a palate cleanser post curry