Instant cunt identifiers

[KMD7]

Anyone who finishes an email with 'many  thanks'.

 

'kind regards' is another one

 

Edit: Elysian Red beat me to it

[RoboRiise]

People who keep changing their fucking name.

[Bjornebye]

People who take a full hour's lunch and simply will not answer any work related question during this time however don't give a fuck when anyone else is on lunch and will actively stand over someone's desk while they are eating talking about work

[manwiththestick]

People in the office who are jumping up every five minutes to look out the window at snow like it's the third coming of Christ. It's fucking snow, you're about 45 years old so you've probably seen it every year of your boring life you silly wench. Sit the fuck down and do some work you work shy cunt.

[stringvest]

People who take a full hour's lunch and simply will not answer any work related question during this time however don't give a fuck when anyone else is on lunch and will actively stand over someone's desk while they are eating talking about work

 

You need to shoo these people away Stig.  Either that or pop out somewhere nice for lunch.  

[Captain Turdseye]

British people who call their trousers 'pants'

Fuck off to the middle class thread, you snob.

 

Nothing wrong with calling your pants pants.

[stringvest]

Fuck off to the middle class thread, you snob.

 

Nothing wrong with calling your pants pants.

 

 

Fuck knows what you call those denim cargoes.  An organiser?

[Bjornebye]

he calls them his 'mersks.'

[Captain Turdseye]

Your mum's a fucking squirrel.

[Bjornebye]

Stealing insults off disabled people now?

 

You fucking éclair

[Dr Nowt]

Fuck knows what you call those denim cargoes.  An organiser?

 

A sex case?

[Captain Turdseye]

Stealing insults off disabled people now?

 

You fucking écliair

Watched it last night. Spat my drink out when she said that.

 

Anyway, fuck off, all of you. Ripping me in two threads at the same time. ANGB.

[Champ]

Fuck off to the middle class thread, you snob.

 

Nothing wrong with calling your pants pants.

Not so hasty, CT. I call pants pants. Just Never call them panties, you hear!

 

I shuddered just writing that word

[Bjornebye]

ANGB?

 

negged incase

[Captain Turdseye]

ANGB?

 

negged incase

ANGB. That's bang out of order.

[Bjornebye]

yep, still none the wiser

 

negged

[Captain Turdseye]

Whoosh.

[Champ]

Your mum's a fucking squirrel.

A laugh out loud post is always rep from me

[bouncebrigade]

People who make no effort to move in slightly when you sit beside them on the bus.

[Liverpool lad]

Mate of mine was told there would be a meeting about meetings in their place today.

 

Somebody else I know was talking of planning a holiday with a friend of theirs.  The friend said they needed to see 'where the roadmap of their new role' took them as opposed to just saying they will see how work will pan out.

[Bjornebye]

Mate of mine was told there would be a meeting about meetings in their place today.

 

Somebody else I know was talking of planning a holiday with a friend of theirs. The friend said they needed to see 'where the roadmap of their new role' took them as opposed to just saying they will see how work will pan out.[/quote

 

I hope his new role involves feeding Lions

[matt1983]

I overheard a meeting the other day where the leader said : "how are you in yourselves,going forwards?"

[RoboRiise]

Mate of mine was told there would be a meeting about meetings in their place today.

 

Somebody else I know was talking of planning a holiday with a friend of theirs.  The friend said they needed to see 'where the roadmap of their new role' took them as opposed to just saying they will see how work will pan out.

 

We're currently having a series of nine events spread over the next year or so called 'Building Our Future'.  This is, I promise I'm not making this up, an 'ongoing inclusive conversation to design the roadmap for our digital by default future'

 

It's such a good job that handguns are hard to obtain in the UK because otherwise you'd likely be watching me on the evening news at some point in the next 12 months.

[King Emlyn]

People who when asked about something start their reply with So. Where has this come from?

[Rico1304]

I may have said this before but a mate of mine has a pathological hatred of 'going forward'. In a meeting he once snapped and said 'unless you are a time traveller we are all going forward!"

 

The latest one at work is "the tallest pole in the tent" - I don't know what it means.