Snooker

[Babb'sBurstNad]

To be fair, not many things rhyme with Leicester. It was either jester, spark plug tester or molester.

[AB13]

That's the thing with O'Sullivan.  When he gets into "the zone" he's nigh on unstoppable.  Going back 10 years or so ago, John Higgins was about the only guy who could step up his game and knock O'Sullivan out of his stride.  These days it would be Mark Selby.

His opponents know they don't even need to make a major mistake, just one slightly loose safety shot and 5 or 6 minutes later they're down another frame.  A lot of the game is played in the head, and O'Sullivan knows it deflates players when he just rolls them up quick frame after quick frame.

The most talented player to ever pick a cue up, and a mental cunt with it !

Seen O'Sullivan in Morrison's in Maghull in the Summer. No-one batted an eyelid at him. He was buying a shit load of ale and had a youngish Chinese lad with him (is he married?).

Just saying like.

[sir roger]

Was it Akani ?

[Creator Supreme]

Seen O'Sullivan in Morrison's in Maghull in the Summer. No-one batted an eyelid at him. He was buying a shit load of ale and had a youngish Chinese lad with him (is he married?).

Just saying like.

He's engaged to the stunning Laila Rouass!

 

He could still swing both ways though, fair do's to him if he does as long as it's all legal and consenting!

[Bjornebye]

Masters has started. Selby already out.

[Mendoza]

Ronnie just destroyed Fu 6-0.

[Bjornebye]

Unstoppable if he is playing like that. 

[Bjornebye]

Higgins up against it here against McGill. Was 2 nil up now 2:3

[Bjornebye]

Ronnie has just been bum-fucked by that odious little hedgehog Mark Allen 6:1. I watched Allen the other day and thought he looked like he was bang in-form. Assumed Ronnie would kill him today. How wrong I was. 

[John101]

Quite happy he got beat. I think he is a tit anyway like but I can't be arsed hearing the commentators go on about how he is the greatest snooker player of all time, every time he knocks in a decent shot or hits a century.

 

Don't know any other sportsman who gets their are licked like he does, evidence today by the crowd all clapping when he killed a fly on the table. Not sure why that got a clap.

[Bjornebye]

Quite happy he got beat. I think he is a tit anyway like but I can't be arsed hearing the commentators go on about how he is the greatest snooker player of all time, every time he knocks in a decent shot or hits a century.

 

Don't know any other sportsman who gets their are licked like he does, evidence today by the crowd all clapping when he killed a fly on the table. Not sure why that got a clap.

 

The fly was pissing everyone off in a quiet auditorium. 

 

He is the greatest player to pick up a queue. As for any other sportsman getting their arse licked see: Ali, Jordan, Messi, Federer..... I could go on. I'm a Higgins fan personally but will never deny that Ronnie is out on his own. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Ronnie has just been bum-fucked by that odious little hedgehog Mark Allen 6:1. I watched Allen the other day and thought he looked like he was bang in-form. Assumed Ronnie would kill him today. How wrong I was. 

 

I watched that earlier, Allan was potting everything and didn't give Ronnie a look in. There was also an annoying fly on their sound mikes and I thought we had one in the house until it dawned on me it was in their studio. 

[Bjornebye]

I watched that earlier, Allan was potting everything and didn't give Ronnie a look in. There was also an annoying fly on their sound mikes and I thought we had one in the house until it dawned on me it was in their studio.

Bob let it in to kill the spiders

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Bob let it in to kill the spiders

 

I see what you did there. You should have said 'Feed the Spiders' like. If house Flies could kill spiders we'd be fucked. 

[Mendoza]

Trump was 5-2 up and lost 6-5. What a tit.

[The Golden Eel]

Come on Mark, get into this cheating Scottish bellsniff

[The Golden Eel]

Rab C Nesbitt, the Broons, Taggart, the McDonald Brothers, Stig… Your boy took a hell of a beating

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Glad we're going to have a new winner this year. I'll root for Wilson, as he knocked Trump out, and that always gets my backing.

[scudger99]

I'm impressed with the Wilson lad, he's only a couple of minutes away from me and I hadn't paid that much attention to the snooker recently to be honest.  Him, Shaun Murphy and Peter Ebdon all were brought up literally within a few miles of each other.  It'll be interesting to see if he can make it a third world champion from this area.

[The Golden Eel]

Yeah it's an interesting final this one, as it'd be by far the biggest win of either of their careers. I expect it to get quite tense later. Hopefully Allen can do it

[Baltar]

Rooting for Wilson as he's the underdog but wouldn't mind much if Allen wins. With Allen's talent he should have won a major trophy by now, he might not get many better opportunities than this.

[Bjornebye]

Come on Mark, get into this cheating Scottish bellsniff

Listen you fucking slag fuck you and that morn irish hedgehog

[The Golden Eel]

Hahahaha, Taylor just said they're both "wanking tournament" winners, classic

[Joe Strummer]

Come on Wilson. I don't like Allen, a fat Manc bastard.

[magicrat]

Come on Wilson. I don't like Allen, a fat Manc bastard.

He is a fat little fucker with a wonky face. Been potting too many burgers by the look of it,