Monarchy

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Arniepie said:

There is also the fact there is absolutely fuck all the do

Aye, and I'm potless till I get paid on Thursday.

[Bjornebye]

I've done a bit of work today and now got Shawshank Redemption on. Nearly got roped into babysitting but managed to get out of it. 

[Paul]

2 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

There is also the fact there is absolutely fuck all the do

You say that like it’s a bad thing. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

13 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

I used to run up that road in old Windsor. It’s like I knew. 

It’s just a wonder one of your mates isn’t driving the hearse. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 minutes ago, Pete said:

The only gay in the queue

LGBTQueue 

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

6 billion? Fucking hell, where’s that come from? Full fact says the funeral cost around 8 million quid, so the idea that this cost 6bn seems a little bit of a stretch. 

It's been predicted by Everton's accountants who came up with their Covid loss figures. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just now, Numero Veinticinco said:

It’s just a wonder one of your mates isn’t driving the hearse. 

Or lying in the back of it.

[Gnasher]

9 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

Craig Charles been on 6 Music since 12pm. Turn the news down on

the half hour job done. 

I like his show. I used to be mates with his brother Dean, lived round the corner from me. Died of heart attack a few years back unfortunately.

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Gnasher said:

I like his show. I used to be mates with his brother Dean, lived round the corner from me. Died of heart attack a few years back unfortunately.

Whereabouts was that mate?

[House of Dirk]

6 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Yeah, because we have far too many public holidays in this shitty, damp archipelago.

I think we have the least. Scotland gets some extra days.

 

And ours always seem so much more expensive from slapping a cost on it, that is plucked out of the air anyway.

 

The doffers and the boot lickers are usually the first to say 'I will bet you enjoy the day off work', which kind of suggests they dont really understand that industry where they do have the bank holiday, wouldnt be working anyway.

[Gnasher]

1 minute ago, Creator Supreme said:

Whereabouts was that mate?

North Cardiff. His wife ran a ballerina school.

[Kepler-186]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

I like his show. I used to be mates with his brother Dean, lived round the corner from me. Died of heart attack a few years back unfortunately.

He does the 1-4pm week day show. Think they’ve took him off the Radio 2 slot. Good presenter and had some interesting guests last few weeks when I’ve caught up with it. 
 

Sad about your mate and his brother.

[Strontium]

9 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Yeah, because we have far too many public holidays in this shitty, damp archipelago.

 

Yes, that's what you were all saying in the past, that we should get more bank holidays. As soon as we get one, a bunch of you (not necessarily you personally) are griping about the cost to the economy! As ever, make your minds up one way or the other.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

North Cardiff. His wife ran a ballerina school.

Ah right, I thought you meant up this neck of the woods, I know they lived on Canny Farm when they were kids.

[House of Dirk]

Bloody hell, effectively three services being run today although I suspect the 7.30 one is not going to be broadcast as that is the actual burial.

 

'No one does it like the Brits' are the shouts you hear. They are right, no one else goes to this level of circus.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Has anybody checked on Cliff Richard?

 

Even money: auto-asphixiation with a photo of the Queen mother.

[Creator Supreme]

Just now, Carvalho Diablo said:

Has anybody checked on Cliff Richard?

 

Even money: auto-asphixiation with a photo of the Queen mother.

Finally, something related to the monarchy I can get behind!

[Harry Squatter]

Where's Elton John

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, House of Dirk said:

Bloody hell, effectively three services being run today although I suspect the 7.30 one is not going to be broadcast as that is the actual burial.

 

'No one does it like the Brits' are the shouts you hear. They are right, no one else goes to this level of circus.

When you say burial, you actually mean the shedding of humanoid outer skin and her return to the 4th dimension!

[House of Dirk]

2 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Has anybody checked on Cliff Richard?

 

Even money: auto-asphixiation with a photo of the Queen mother.

Old Hello Kitty himself. Must be older than Burns now. 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Ah right, I thought you meant up this neck of the woods, I know they lived on Canny Farm when they were kids.

Yeah I know, he was a copper, then went and opened a bar in Spain. He'd bought a pushbike when living in Cardiff and was trying to get himself fit when he died. He was sound.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, House of Dirk said:

Bloody hell, effectively three services being run today although I suspect the 7.30 one is not going to be broadcast as that is the actual burial.

 

'No one does it like the Brits' are the shouts you hear. They are right, no one else goes to this level of circus.

Not many people have been sovereign of 32 independent countries, to be fair. Actually, is there anyone else? 

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

Yeah I know, he was a copper, then went and opened a bar in Spain. He'd bought a pushbike when living in Cardiff and was trying to get himself fit when he died. He was sound.

Poor bastard!

[Strontium]

27 minutes ago, Kepler-186 said:

The Western district way….

 

Wasn't that like 200 years ago? Bit of a reach to blame Elizabeth for that. 

 

Mind you back then his family was nowhere near Washington DC, they'll have been getting rousted in Eastern Europe along with mine.

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Poor bastard!

Yeah sad. He was a big fella, not massively overweight but carrying a bit of timber he wanted to get rid of. Maybe he did a bit too much to soon. I believe he won an award whilst in the police for rescuing children out of a fire in Liverpool, can't remember the details.