Golf - The Masters 2020

[Brownie]

Golf is back on. Rahm has joined the leaders and will probably take the lead shortly as he’s playing 15.

 

Edit - Hmmm possibly not as he just laid up for some reason.

[Brownie]

And he hit a shocker of an approach.

[YorkshireRed]

I love this golf tournament. Not much to do but watch the final two rounds for the majority of the weekend. Snacks at the ready and a couple of small wagers made. Looking forward to watching the drama unfold. 

[Stickman]

Really enjoying this Masters , definitely one of those sports that doesn’t suffer from no fans especially Americans screaming “YOU DA MAN” and IN DA HOLE” .

 

[Brownie]

DeChambeau is one jammy cunt. His bogey on 18 pushed the cut down to level par.

[Captain Turdseye]

It’s intriguing for sure. Would love Tiger to be in contention again on Sunday afternoon. 

[3 Stacks]

50 minutes ago, Brownie said:

DeChambeau is one jammy cunt. His bogey on 18 pushed the cut down to level par.

He said he felt sick in his post round interview. Excuse city.

[TheHowieLama]

Perfect, now we can wait for them to announce he has the virus and cancel the tournament.

[Bjornebye]

DeChambeau can fuck off. He’s throwing his toys out the pram because he hasn’t dominated. McGinley said he’ll get found out here and he has been. 

[Vincent Vega]

I love the fact DeChambeau saying the course should be a 67 par for the way he is playing the game has come back and bitten him in the arse. 
 

I have Rahm to win and Patrick Reed each way, so happy with the scoreboard as it looks at the end of round 2.

[Brownie]

Shit that the 3rd round still has split tees and 3 balls. Cunt rain.

[Bjornebye]

9 toes for the lead. This is shaping up to be a superb Sunday finale. 

[Captain Turdseye]

https://www.gq.com.au/fitness/sport/tiger-woods-is-getting-his-life-story-told-in-miniseries-form/news-story/9752c5b2c1ffe1b971997b0a714b904d

[ZonkoVille77]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

9 toes for the lead. This is shaping up to be a superb Sunday finale. 

 

9 toes for the lead?

That will suit anyone from Wigan so. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, ZonkoVille77 said:

 

9 toes for the lead?

That will suit anyone from Wigan so. 

Hahaha. If the shoe fits 

[Brownie]

DJ needs to fuck right off. I want a close run thing.

[Brownie]

FUCK OFF

[TheHowieLama]

9 minutes ago, Brownie said:

DJ needs to fuck right off. I want a close run thing.

Yeah, without his blow up yesterday he would already be out of site.

[Bjornebye]

Straight in the bunker of his drive. 

[Brownie]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Straight in the bunker of his drive. 

No it missed the bunker.

 

He just hit a shit shot on 6 and got away with it too.

 

Irritating as fuck.

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Brownie said:

No it missed the bunker.

 

He just hit a shit shot on 6 and got away with it too.

 

Irritating as fuck.

Did it? I've been babysitting was getting the kids jackets on. I want him to win the whole thing but I want a tight day tomorrow! He best get a few bogies the blert

[ZonkoVille77]

I have a massive tenner on DJohnson. So you can be sure he won't win it. 

[Brownie]

He’s just stiffed another there so will be -14 any second now. He‘ll be at least 5 ahead going in to the last round.

[Brownie]

I’m rooting for Justin Thomas now, he’s one of the likeable American players.

 

He just birdied 10 to go to -12, two back.

[Bjornebye]

I've come to the conclusion that Dustin Johnson has the greatest life on the planet. He's made over 50 million in the last 10 years, he is number one golfer in the world and can play on any course he likes and he's got a superb beard. I reckon if I had to swap my life for anyone elses it would be a toss up between him and whoever Margot Robbies fella is.