Aston Villa V Liverpool

[Anubis]

Paul Merson during the week:

Bwahahahahaha. The knob.

[Josef Svejk]

My ex supports Villa. Just to top off the week where I got the final child arrangement order that I wanted (very much against her wishes) a whupping with a Benteke hattrick would be a little bit ace.

 

I assume you're satisfied...

[Boss]

Villa's worst home defeat for 80 years apparently.

[Adebisi]

Win convincingly = 'We only need a few quality players!'

Lose = 'Everyone's fucking shite. Klopp might as well give up now. It'll take him 5 years to sort this mess out!'

Maybe the truth is somewhere in the middle?

[an tha]

We need a footballer in midfield, a creative wide player and a new goalkeeper but the rest of them would be fine in a functioning team with a worldy striker.

We need a destroyer in midfield as well a player who is ball winner and someone who snuffs out danger.

 

Not to mention pretty much a whole defence...we will never stop letting in soft goals or getting smashed on corners whilst we have Lovren, Skrtel and Sakho as our centre half options - and Moreno is never gonna be enough at left back.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Anubis]

Villa were a disgrace. To show such a lack of fight at home when you're facing relegation was piss poor given how much they are getting paid compared to the people in the stands.

[Bobby Hundreds]

A premier league without villa. Brilliant I hope they never return.

[moof]

We need a destroyer in midfield as well a player who is ball winner and someone who snuffs out danger.

 

Not to mention pretty much a whole defence...we will never stop letting in soft goals or getting smashed on corners whilst we have Lovren, Skrtel and Sakho as our centre half options - and Moreno is never gonna be enough at left back.

So just the 8 players that need replacing then...

[magicrat]

Good win and I learnt something about the back pass rule...

• The ball is kicked (played with the foot, not the knee, thigh, or shin) by a team-mate of the goalkeeper,

[Sugar Ape]

All the goals from today, multiple angles etc...

[TheHowieLama]

Stop wasting time and get the presser up

[an tha]

So just the 8 players that need replacing then...

Just?.....we could then discuss the options that back up most positions - i would guess around 14 players are in reality or should be surplus to requirements.

 

Anyway that is for the summer - today is a good day.

[Sugar Ape]

[moof]

Just?.....we could then discuss the options that back up most positions - i would guess around 14 players are in reality or should be surplus to requirements.

 

Anyway that is for the summer - today is a good day.

We don't need fourteen new players you mentalist.

[magicrat]

We don't need fourteen new players you mentalist.

Surely 14 will be enough

[Boss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QlKJiqGMTI

[scudger99]

You know your defence is seriously fucking gash when Kolo Toure strolls into your penalty area and heads the ball into the net.  Even we wouldn't let that happen.

Would we ?

[an tha]

We don't need fourteen new players you mentalist.

Breaking it down (yes of course some will be replaced by players from the reserves) but i personally don't want to see any of these still here next year - so one way or another there is an argument that says these need to be replaced...

 

Mignolet

Bogdan

Enrique

Moreno

Skrtel

Lovren

Toure

Allen

Lucas

Lallana

Benteke

 

We can sit and split hairs all day but for me the squad requires major surgery...

 

Sturridge remains of course a big risk if he can't stay fit - you have seen what has happened this season with us not able to absorb injuries - we need depth as the cover just isn't good enough.

 

There is then shite out on loan that will never or are unlikely to make it here..

 

Balotelli

Alberto

Wisdom

Markovic

[Paulie Dangerously]

Glad I went to the museum with the baby. Couldn't let another Klopp bore fear ruin my weekend

[Anubis]

You know your defence is seriously fucking gash when Kolo Toure strolls into your penalty area and heads the ball into the net. Even we wouldn't let that happen.

 

Would we ?

Kolo doesn't stroll. He saunters.

[magicrat]

You know your defence is seriously fucking gash when Kolo Toure strolls into your penalty area and heads the ball into the net.  Even we wouldn't let that happen.

Would we ?

Mmmm

[Lee909]

So MOTD yes or no?

We'll probably be last on though

[Adebisi]

Where was Lallana today anyway? Don't remember hearing anything about him missing.

I forgot all about him and I'm one of the few that doesn't think he's pants.

[Stickman]

Paul Merson during the week:

I guess that's why the betting didn't go so well Paul.....or maybe he's back on the ale?