Been Missing.

[Tommy Lawrence]

Not posted much in last two months. I've had a tough time.

 

It started with a UTI which sent me doolally and ended with a Prostate Biopsy. I do have PC but not the kind that kills you quickly so that's good news.:laugh:

 

I've also managed to trap a nerve in my neck which means I can't feel my fingertips so please excuse any typos I might make.

 

I hope to be more active on the boards in the coming weeks and I hope all you lads and lasses out there are feeling as well as I now am.

 

Cheers,

TL.

[Captain Turdseye]

Who are you?

[Champ]

Who are you?

 

That's not very kind, CT

 

More of a lurker than a poster, Mr Lawrence, would it be fair to say?

[Bjornebye]

Bad arse aids lad

[Pony Princess]

Fair play lad, hope it all goes well.

 

I've been flying the flag for prostate cancer awareness, I've even been offering free prostate examinations

 

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with my cock

[Captain Turdseye]

That's not very kind, CT

 

What are you? The forum police?

 

 

For what it's worth, I repped this stranger with a 'Welcome back' comment just after I posted.

[Champ]

 

What are you? The forum police?

 

 

Nah, that's Sugar Ape's job

[VladimirIlyich]

Not posted much in last two months. I've had a tough time.

 

It started with a UTI which sent me doolally and ended with a Prostate Biopsy. I do have PC but not the kind that kills you quickly so that's good news.:laugh:

 

I've also managed to trap a nerve in my neck which means I can't feel my fingertips so please excuse any typos I might make.

 

I hope to be more active on the boards in the coming weeks and I hope all you lads and lasses out there are feeling as well as I now am.

 

Cheers' date='

TL.[/quote']

 

Good luck mate. Those prostate exams are murder,ive had a few myself.

They wouldnt be so bad if you got a kiss first though.

[Bjornebye]

Thread of the decade.

[SCOUSE TAPAS]

[bigbak]

Good luck mate. Those prostate exams are murder,ive had a few myself.

They wouldnt be so bad if you got a kiss first though.

 

I had a finger up the bum to check whether I had cauda equina syndrome. She forced it up there and then I had to squeeze her finger with my man love muscles.

While I was trying to recover she started to stroke my cock to see if I could feel that.

It wouldn't have been so bad if she didn't look 90.

 

The follow up appointment was better as she got one of her trainees to check the feeling in my legs. She was quite fit, but the other one was better.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I had a finger up the bum to check whether I had cauda equina syndrome. She forced it up there and then I had to squeeze her finger with my man love muscles.

While I was trying to recover she started to stroke my cock to see if I could feel that.

It wouldn't have been so bad if she didn't look 90.

 

The follow up appointment was better as she got one of her trainees to check the feeling in my legs. She was quite fit' date=' but the other one was better.[/quote']

 

I went into a and e a couple of times with epididymitis and got a couple of nice young female doctors to feel my balls.

 

Would have really enjoyed it if i hadnt been in such pain.

 

Im sure they got suspicious when i kept showing up wearing a condom though!

[jonnybastard]

Not posted much in last two months. I've had a tough time.

 

It started with a UTI which sent me doolally and ended with a Prostate Biopsy. I do have PC but not the kind that kills you quickly so that's good news.:laugh:

 

I've also managed to trap a nerve in my neck which means I can't feel my fingertips so please excuse any typos I might make.

 

I hope to be more active on the boards in the coming weeks and I hope all you lads and lasses out there are feeling as well as I now am.

 

Cheers,

TL.

 

The prostate exam is always easier if you get a reacharound, used to get them regular in the boys brigade. I too seem to have trapped a nerve in my neck, my fingers are ok, but it's set off my tourrettes like a cuntin motherfucker.

[Fugitive]

Negged for using Prostate Cancer as an excuse for having a Dr finger your arse.

[Liverpool lad]

Hope you are okay mate

[Furmedge]

Negged for using Prostate Cancer as an excuse for having a Dr finger your arse.

 

What excuse would you use Fuge to get a fella to finger your pooper shooter? As excuses go I think Tommy nailed it.

[Fugitive]

What excuse would you use Fuge to get a fella to finger your pooper shooter? As excuses go I think Tommy nailed it.

 

Money, I'd do it for money... and free booze.

[Tommy Lawrence]

Thread of the decade.

 

Thanks for the humour and sympathy lads.

 

More info is on way about both me and my experinces lately but I've PM'ed Dave u about being a Gold Member without using paypal and I'd rather say the needful in the Member's Forum.

 

I will say that a lady Dr. pulled my foreskin back which was nice:whistle:,but two men shoved their fingers and other things up my arse which wasn't.:whoops:

[Tommy Lawrence]

Thread of the decade.

 

Thanks for the humour and sympathy lads.

 

More info is on way about both me and my experinces lately but I've PM'ed Dave U about being a Gold Member without using paypal and I'd rather say the needful in the Member's Forum.

 

I will say that a lady Dr. pulled my foreskin back which was nice:whistle:,but two men shoved their fingers and other things up my arse which wasn't.:whoops:

[VladimirIlyich]

 

Thanks for the humour and sympathy lads.

 

More info is on way about both me and my experinces lately but I've PM'ed Dave U about being a Gold Member without using paypal and I'd rather say the needful in the Member's Forum.

 

I will say that a lady Dr. pulled my foreskin back which was nice:whistle:' date='but two men shoved their fingers and other things up my arse which wasn't.:whoops:[/quote']

 

And i thought you were Jewish too.

[moof]

I like a finger popped up the arse from time to time

[Fugitive]

I like a finger popped up the arse from time to time

 

We knew that as soon as you posted a picture of those kecks. It was also clear that you enjoy a nice cock as well.

[Fowlers God]

Nah, that's Sugar Ape's job

The funny thing is he actually wants to be. You could imagine him at home brassing his badge while his mum cooks his fish fingers, smiley faces and beans for him.

[moof]

We knew that as soon as you posted a picture of those kecks. It was also clear that you enjoy a nice cock as well.

 

Hi-larious.

[Sugar Ape]

 

Nah' date=' that's Sugar Ape's job[/quote']

 

Nah, you're much more suited to that. Wouldn't want to take the job off you.

 

The funny thing is he actually wants to be. You could imagine him at home brassing his badge while his mum cooks his fish fingers' date=' smiley faces and beans for him.[/quote']

 

I'd love to baton you repeatedly in the face, if that's what you mean.