North Korea gettin' all Gangnam up in this bitch.

[Section_31]

This is fucking magnificent. How can you not admire a man who bans everyone except him from wearing a leather jacket?

 

 

[Anubis]

He thinks he’s Tom Cruise in Top Gun.

[Strontium]

Kim Fonz Un

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Kim’s turned into one cool mutha fucker. 
 

On North Korea in general, give The Lazarus Heist podcast on BBC Sounds a listen. It’s about their cyber crime, hacking squads that hacked in to Sony, Bangladesh Bank etc. It’s a good listen. 

[Section_31]

His sister is an absolute sexpot. 

 

That's some pyongyang poontang. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

34 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

His sister is an absolute sexpot. 

 

That's some pyongyang poontang. 

 

 

Nah that’s an awful shout. She’s pasty as fuck, looks malnourished (appreciate she’s North Korean but she’s part of the elite) and she’s defo got teeth in her fanny. She also makes Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct look like Emma Thompson in Love Actually. “ice pick through the eyeball? Haha no no no you will be tied up in chicken wire and my 5 baby Alsatians will slowly eat you while I masturbate myself to a finish with this scythe” 

[Anubis]

The very definition of a danger fuck. Not because she’s a psycho, but because of who her brother is.

[Section_31]

33 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Nah that’s an awful shout. She’s pasty as fuck, looks malnourished (appreciate she’s North Korean but she’s part of the elite) and she’s defo got teeth in her fanny. She also makes Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct look like Emma Thompson in Love Actually. “ice pick through the eyeball? Haha no no no you will be tied up in chicken wire and my 5 baby Alsatians will slowly eat you while I masturbate myself to a finish with this scythe” 

 

With regards her pallor as you say she's living in North Korea, give a sister a break, she just needs a few days in Costa Calletta with yours truly, couple of nights out on the razz and sinking some Amstel, then back to my room for the cream of sum yun gi.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Trumo]