Frigid bitch

[dennis tooth]

chrisbonnie is spot on.

That doesnt mean you cant use the rules to your advantage if you are willing to put in the effort once you know the rule of the game

[Sandman]

I've been with my woman for 4 years and have no complaints. Is it just a marriage thing ? I have a couple of married friends who're pretty frustrated - and this is a little over a year into it.

[chrisbonnie]

I've been with my woman for 4 years and have no complaints. Is it just a marriage thing ? I have a couple of married friends who're pretty frustrated - and this is a little over a year into it.

 

4 years is nothing kid.

 

I met my missus when I was 21, we fucked like rabbits for the first few years.

 

Since we've moved in together though, good Jaysus its not what I was expecting.

 

I was expecting her to come home from work in her coat with no clothes underneath. Or to wake me up with a gobble. But no, all I get is to hear her taking a shite when I'm sleeping in, in the morning.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm moving in with my bird in January. Cheers for putting the fear of god up me guys

[Reacher]

Wow, wish I hadn't bothered reading this thread. Been with the missus five and a half years and looking at moving in together soonish. It's on the cards anyway.

 

This doesn't sound like a good craic. I'd say most blokes feel the same way. I have a lot of friends who I wouldn't call selfish but like a certain amount of sex which doesn't seem unreasonable. And I have watch their relationships crumble, either from infidelity or just sheer sexual frustration.

 

There seems to be no middle ground either. Woman don't seem to want to have sex after a while, whilst men are still programmed to fancy a bit. If that's the case it's not going to end well is it?

[Guest davelfc]

 

I was expecting her to come home from work in her coat with no clothes underneath. Or to wake me up with a gobble. But no, all I get is to hear her taking a shite when I'm sleeping in, in the morning.

 

I used to get the vacuum outside the bedroom when she thought I'd slept too much off nights. My mate gets the vacuum if he's been out on a night and had a few beers.

 

It's a weapon of hate.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

I used to get the vacuum outside the bedroom when she thought I'd slept too much off nights. My mate gets the vacuum if he's been out on a night and had a few beers.

 

It's a weapon of hate.

 

Did she wait for you to take your knob out of it before she turned it on?

[Guest davelfc]

Did she wait for you to take your knob out of it before she turned it on?

 

From outside the bedroom, I wish!

[brucespanner]

Just out of interest, it might derail the thread slightly sorry, but when your girlfriend/wife or whatever climaxes does she say 'I've cumed' or 'I came'? I know this won't apply to quite a few of you, but those who are sexual dynamo's like my good self will you please answer, it's a bugbear of mine and I need answers!

 

Sorry for those of you suffering from the lack of hearing those words above, I wish I could say I feel your pain, but I don't.

[Warwick Hunt]

4 years married and I'm getting shags on tap with no fuss whatsoever.

 

The wife is desperate for a baby though

[Guest davelfc]

4 years married and I'm getting shags on tap with no fuss whatsoever.

 

The wife is desperate for a baby though

 

Does anyone else want to tell him?

[lifetime fan]

chrisbonnie is spot on.

That doesnt mean you cant use the rules to your advantage if you are willing to put in the effort once you know the rule of the game

 

Fucking hell mate, I thought you'd be clued up on this.

 

There are no rules.

 

Anything is fair game to get them to put out. Bribery, emotional blackmail, outright lying and if all else fails surprise sex.

[Malarkey]

I'd wank myself silly and jizz into absolutely every pair of shoes she owns.

[Elmyn Noos]

I feel your pain San Don, and I will raise you the same.

 

Its all bollocks, women lure you into a stable, committed relationship with extra kinky, constant all night sex and then when they know they have you bam, as above sex when THEY want it.

 

Yeah there are always going to be days when she is tired etc and you do feel pretty rough or whatever the excuse is but its constant.

 

I remember once and my Mrs said its cause she didnt feel sexy, she did all the house work, cooking cleaning and the usual shizzle, so cunningly I for two whole weeks didnt ask for anything. I did all the cleaning, cooking, you know all the general shit and still the answer was no.

 

There were times when we first got together that she would be up for it after 5 or 6 times and I would do it just to keep her happy. Now we are talking about once just to keep me happy and bollocks.

 

What annoys me is that it is constant rejection. Its fucking bollocks, effort infact to try and make her feel special all fucking day, wine and dine 'em and the sort to still be told no.

 

I like this thread a man bitching thread its good. Its nice to know that there are other men that can feel the pain!

 

This is spot on. I think women generally do enjoy sex at the start of a relationship but quickly get bored. The difference between most men and most women is that when women get bored of sex, they can happily go without, which is why most once married turn into fat lazy shabby-looking dogs who moan about "not being their ideal weight" but do fuck all about it. The transformation a woman goes through the moment her husband fucks her off for another woman is really quite amazing, both in terms of how she looks, and the returning of her libido, despite her often having more on her plate than when she was married (so you can fuck off with that tired/work/kids bullshit, bitch) - until, of course, she settles down with the next fella when she throws her sexy knickers in the bin as her arse starts to burst out of them and she opts once again for the jogging pants look.

 

I've said it a dozen times on here - if they didn't have tits and cunts I wouldn't give them the time of fucking day.

[Elmyn Noos]

4 years married and I'm getting shags on tap with no fuss whatsoever.

 

The wife is desperate for a baby though

 

Enjoy but prepare yourself for a drought of quite biblical proportions.

[melons]

See, you've just proved what we're saying.

 

You don't want the AGGRO of being chatted up

 

Only a woman would find fault in somebody finding you so attractive that they want to talk to you, buy you a drink etc..........

 

Yep, an ego boost like that is such a pain in the hole

 

He wouldn't be getting a look in anyway, I wore what I did because I liked the way I looked.

 

While I can't condone it, the only people that usually get sex on tap are those bastards that vine swing, you know go from one relationship to another with little effort. I hate them, the lucky bastards. They get honeymoon sex and then drift on to the next one when it starts to dry up, which it does.

 

I suppose for men (and probably women) sex in a long term relationship is like watching the same porn clip again and again and again and again and again. I suppose the time to move on is when run out of other people to think of or fern britain pops into your head, that's a real sign you need to get out.

 

 

I've never understood the serial monologist. Got to be pretty shit just realising what works then moving on to the next one, that said i know quite a few people in that bracket.

 

 

 

4 years is nothing kid.

 

I met my missus when I was 21, we fucked like rabbits for the first few years.

 

Since we've moved in together though, good Jaysus its not what I was expecting.

 

I was expecting her to come home from work in her coat with no clothes underneath. Or to wake me up with a gobble. But no, all I get is to hear her taking a shite when I'm sleeping in, in the morning.

 

You're away from each other when you don't live together, ever been on a holiday or a break away from each other? Rabbits when you were back in each others arms?

 

I used to get the vacuum outside the bedroom when she thought I'd slept too much off nights. My mate gets the vacuum if he's been out on a night and had a few beers.

 

It's a weapon of hate.

 

Got to admit, that'd be a trick i'd use, not if he was working nights, but an out on the piss lark - i'd not get the lie in so i'm not helping his.

 

Just out of interest, it might derail the thread slightly sorry, but when your girlfriend/wife or whatever climaxes does she say 'I've cumed' or 'I came'? I know this won't apply to quite a few of you, but those who are sexual dynamo's like my good self will you please answer, it's a bugbear of mine and I need answers!

 

Sorry for those of you suffering from the lack of hearing those words above, I wish I could say I feel your pain, but I don't.

 

I tend to say, 'i'm done now, you can go.' Post event it's an 'I came.'

 

 

 

This is spot on. I think women generally do enjoy sex at the start of a relationship but quickly get bored. The difference between most men and most women is that when women get bored of sex, they can happily go without, which is why most once married turn into fat lazy shabby-looking dogs who moan about "not being their ideal weight" but do fuck all about it. The transformation a woman goes through the moment her husband fucks her off for another woman is really quite amazing, both in terms of how she looks, and the returning of her libido, despite her often having more on her plate than when she was married (so you can fuck off with that tired/work/kids bullshit, bitch) - until, of course, she settles down with the next fella when she throws her sexy knickers in the bin as her arse starts to burst out of them and she opts once again for the jogging pants look.

 

I've said it a dozen times on here - if they didn't have tits and cunts I wouldn't give them the time of fucking day.

 

 

Haha, Noos is pretty much spot on there. Separation is fucking wonderful for the figure. Just as a side note though, if we feel like we look good then we feel more attractive and are more inclined to put out. Lads - pay for your missus to go to a spa for the day, or at least to get her hair done.

[Einch]

Enjoy but prepare yourself for a drought of quite biblical proportions.

 

The Noos hath spoken. Here endeth the sermon.

[Elmyn Noos]

Haha, Noos is pretty much spot on there. Separation is fucking wonderful for the figure. Just as a side note though, if we feel like we look good then we feel more attractive and are more inclined to put out. Lads - pay for your missus to go to a spa for the day, or at least to get her hair done.

 

and herein lies the woman catch 22. You get in a relationship, you let yourself go, you don't feel like you look good because you don't look good, so you don't want sex. Bloke fucks a bird who does look good and wants to fuck him, you get your sorry arsed dumped and make effort to look good to trap the next poor fucker.

 

The only real option for a married man who wants to keep his family together is to fuck around.

[melons]

and herein lies the woman catch 22. You get in a relationship, you let yourself go, you don't feel like you look good because you don't look good, so you don't want sex. Bloke fucks a bird who does look good and wants to fuck him, you get your sorry arsed dumped and make effort to look good to trap the next poor fucker.

 

The only real option for a married man who wants to keep his family together is to fuck around.

 

Or stop getting her up the duff, ensure she occasionally has a full nights sleep, ensure she also has the time to go to the gym ect.

 

 

Looking like shit never stopped me wanting sex, i just expected the light off.

[lifetime fan]

Or stop getting her up the duff, ensure she occasionally has a full nights sleep, ensure she also has the time to go to the gym ect.

 

 

Looking like shit never stopped me wanting sex, i just expected the light off.

 

Frigid bitch.

[Elmyn Noos]

Or stop getting her up the duff, ensure she occasionally has a full nights sleep, ensure she also has the time to go to the gym ect.

 

 

Looking like shit never stopped me wanting sex, i just expected the light off.

 

Having kids never stopped anyone having sex - it's a bullshit bird excuse, as is being tired, as is "not having time" to go to the gym. Generally speaking a woman's lifestyle has absolutely no bearing whatsoever on her wanting to have sex. Most household chores nowadays are split fairly evenly between the couple. I accept that a woman feeling good about herself is a factor, but the long line of bullshit excuses she trots out to not be able to make herself look good is just smoke and mirrors for her not being arsed because she is in a relationship.

[Elmyn Noos]

By the by - one of life's great ironies is the effect wearing a wedding ring has on the sort of women you wanted to fuck when you were single! Women wanting no strings sex love a man in a wedding ring. It seems to me at times that for long spells of a marriage the only woman you know doesn't want to fuck you, is your wife.

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[lifetime fan]

By the by - one of life's great ironies is the effect wearing a wedding ring has on the sort of women you wanted to fuck when you were single! Women wanting no strings sex love a man in a wedding ring. It seems to me at times that for long spells of a marriage the only woman you know doesn't want to fuck you, is your wife.

 

A few years back a mate would wear a fake wedding ring when wanting a one night stand.

 

I've never tried it but he swore by it.

[Elmyn Noos]

A few years back a mate would wear a fake wedding ring when wanting a one night stand.

 

I've never tried it but he swore by it.

 

It's true mate. The freaky bitches always want what they think they can't have, especially if they think it belongs to another woman.