Ryan Giggs

[withnail71]

why are his eyes so fucking close together ?he is almost a cyclops. he looks like Errol the hamster off of roland rat years ago.

[Fugitive]

He looks like he's got AIDS.

[Funkasy]

 

every time i see you, you and the team take it up the bum.

[Kopite]

 

every time i see you, you and the team take it up the bum.

 

Isn't that Meireles?

[MOGLET]

He is welsh isnt he? apparently it helps when grabbing sheep, eyes closer together, makes for a better grip and thrust, so I hear.

[Josef Svejk]

I like Ryan Giggs as much as it's possible for me to like a United player. Because he was a terrific player who matured into a good player who never struck me as an utter cunt.

 

I remember him describing Rob Jones as his toughest opponent years ago...

[withnail71]

I like Ryan Giggs as much as it's possible for me to like a United player. Because he was a terrific player who matured into a good player who never struck me as an utter cunt.

 

I remember him describing Rob Jones as his toughest opponent years ago...

But that doesn't set his eyes any further apart ?

[Funkasy]

Isn't that Meireles?

 

it is

[Lurtz]

How fucking vomit-inducing. Just watched Rachel Riley on Countdown celebrating her 1000th show and they wheel on the serial sister-in-law shagger to present her with flowers and a manyoo shirt like butter wouldn't melt. Shit just doesn't stick on cunts like him does it?

[Bernard Diomede]

How fucking vomit-inducing. Just watched Rachel Riley on Countdown celebrating her 1000th show and they wheel on the serial sister-in-law shagger to present her with flowers and a manyoo shirt like butter wouldn't melt. Shit just doesn't stick on cunts like him does it?

 

Bet you he stuck a few digits up her backstage as well

[King Gheedorah]

I'd question him if he didn't.

[Melchett]

Inbreeding does that dontcha know.

[Spy Bee]

he older he gets, the more he looks like Spock!

[Harry Squatter]

He looks like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia

[bouncebrigade]

How fucking vomit-inducing. Just watched Rachel Riley on Countdown celebrating her 1000th show and they wheel on the serial sister-in-law shagger to present her with flowers and a manyoo shirt like butter wouldn't melt. Shit just doesn't stick on cunts like him does it?

 

Word on the street is that her shits smell of roses.

[Stickman]

How fucking vomit-inducing. Just watched Rachel Riley on Countdown celebrating her 1000th show and they wheel on the serial sister-in-law shagger to present her with flowers and a manyoo shirt like butter wouldn't melt. Shit just doesn't stick on cunts like him does it?

 

 

Don't you think it's a bit of a conundrum why she likes him of all people?

[John McClane]

I like Ryan Giggs as much as it's possible for me to like a United player. Because he was a terrific player who matured into a good player who never struck me as an utter cunt.

 

I remember him describing Rob Jones as his toughest opponent years ago...

 

 

Likewise, however when Gerrard got his red card at OT in the first half years back, Giggs had his back to the tackle (as did the fuckin ref) but was first to shout in refs face for a card. In the interview after game, he was questioned about tackle, he said he never saw it.

 

That and the fact he shags his bro's wife? What kind of fuckin troll does that.

[fowler9]

he is a fucking prick

 

It makes me laugh how the press go on about how he is still a brilliant player, yeah he is decent, especially for his age but he was one of those who actually past his best really young and hasn't had a major impact for years, and don't even get me started on that PFA award!

 

Next time some clueless cunt bangs on about how he is still world class just because he can take to the pitch without some false teeth falling out, point them into the direction of Javier Zanetti so they can see someone who really is still a brilliant player at 40

[Flying Pig]

As a show of direspect to him I refer to him as Bryan. Bryan Giggs! Hohohahahahehehe.

[MajesticSuarez]

Ryan Giggs what a career!!!!

He's been in:

6 League Cup finals

5 FA Cup finals

4 European Cup finals

And......................1 Big Brother quarter finalist.

[halewood pete]

How fucking vomit-inducing. Just watched Rachel Riley on Countdown celebrating her 1000th show and they wheel on the serial sister-in-law shagger to present her with flowers and a manyoo shirt like butter wouldn't melt. Shit just doesn't stick on cunts like him does it?

 

Mate of mine a few years ago went to a charity fund raiser in Manchester,I went to school with him in widnes, but he's a scouser from huyton and although he prefers rugby Union he would class himself a liverpool supporter.anyway,one of the lots was a signed no.11 Manchester United shirt,the two no.ones on the back signed by george best(who was still with us at the time)and Ryan giggs,all in a nice glass frame. So my mate, we will call him ian,cos that's his name,was well pissed,and this was the second lot auctioned,decides out of drunken bravado to open the bidding at £250,thinking that being in Manchester someone will deffo want it more than him and he will be seen to have tried to do his bit(you all know whats coming don't you! ).no other bastard bid! So he then found himself the proud owner of said shirt which ended up shoved up in his loft in widnes. Move on now to the day george best dies,I'm right on the phone to ian telling him to get it on e bay and he will fucking make a fortune,but he must do it that week while the interest is still there.can you guess what happened to the shirt? Give you a two word clue. Widnes, loft (daft bastard!)

[Rafa Shankly]

Mate of mine a few years ago went to a charity fund raiser in Manchester,I went to school with him in widnes, but he's a scouser from huyton and although he prefers rugby Union he would class himself a liverpool supporter.anyway,one of the lots was a signed no.11 Manchester United shirt,the two no.ones on the back signed by george best(who was still with us at the time)and Ryan giggs,all in a nice glass frame. So my mate, we will call him ian,cos that's his name,was well pissed,and this was the second lot auctioned,decides out of drunken bravado to open the bidding at £250,thinking that being in Manchester someone will deffo want it more than him and he will be seen to have tried to do his bit(you all know whats coming don't you! ).no other bastard bid! So he then found himself the proud owner of said shirt which ended up shoved up in his loft in widnes. Move on now to the day george best dies,I'm right on the phone to ian telling him to get it on e bay and he will fucking make a fortune,but he must do it that week while the interest is still there.can you guess what happened to the shirt? Give you a two word clue. Widnes, loft (daft bastard!)

Your mate sounds like a stupid cunt.

[halewood pete]

Your mate sounds like a stupid cunt.

 

I tell him that on a regular basis,but a mates a mate, so he's my stupid cunt,and I try to guide him in the right direction.not wishing death on anyone but.....

[Croque Monsieur]

Mate of mine a few years ago went to a charity fund raiser in Manchester,I went to school with him in widnes, but he's a scouser from huyton and although he prefers rugby Union he would class himself a liverpool supporter.anyway,one of the lots was a signed no.11 Manchester United shirt,the two no.ones on the back signed by george best(who was still with us at the time)and Ryan giggs,all in a nice glass frame. So my mate, we will call him ian,cos that's his name,was well pissed,and this was the second lot auctioned,decides out of drunken bravado to open the bidding at £250,thinking that being in Manchester someone will deffo want it more than him and he will be seen to have tried to do his bit(you all know whats coming don't you! ).no other bastard bid! So he then found himself the proud owner of said shirt which ended up shoved up in his loft in widnes. Move on now to the day george best dies,I'm right on the phone to ian telling him to get it on e bay and he will fucking make a fortune,but he must do it that week while the interest is still there.can you guess what happened to the shirt? Give you a two word clue. Widnes, loft (daft bastard!)

 

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[mattyq]

What happened to the shirt?