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He he he - Childish things that make you giggle

Simbo

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sh#t waffle Grand Master

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When I worked for the British Medical Association, it took all my willpower not to ask a Dr Pepper what the worst that could happen was when he called up. Even better was that we had a guy in the office akin to Brick from Anchorman. He couldn't grasp what we found funny about this, and spent the whole of the afternoon in hysterics as he looked up Dr Salt and Dr Mustard on our database.

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RedinSweden Grand Master

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We had a chap come into the shop i worked in when i was at college. he was bald and had a scar down the middle of his head, like a butt cleavage. When he gave his name, which was Mr Beech, the lad serving him thought he said Peach, looked at his head and just lost it. one of those painful giggling when you absolutely know you shouldn't. Like newsreaders on It'll be all right on the night.

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We had a chap come into the shop i worked in when i was at college. he was bald and had a scar down the middle of his head, like a butt cleavage. When he gave his name, which was Mr Beech, the lad serving him thought he said Peach, looked at his head and just lost it. one of those painful giggling when you absolutely know you shouldn't. Like newsreaders on It'll be all right on the night.

 

Heheheh!

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Waiting outside a hotel with a load of staff at 6am one morning waiting for the minibus to take us to the venue. One of the girls (a dizzy person at the best of times) decides to go and ask when the bus is coming. She walks quickly towards the electric doors and they don't open. She hit them at some speed and with a lot of noise.

 

She just stood there in a daze while the other girls fussed around. Myself and a mate meanwhile were dying, tears and nearly busted blood vessels. We couldn't speak for close to 15 minutes and it really hurt.

 

I felt really bad, but she was ok.

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I had to ring a bloke called Gary Kidney earlier. I mean, written down it's bad enough but when you ring someone and have to say "Hi, could I speak to Gary Kidney please" it's very difficult not to laugh.

 

Also a woman at work today was telling me about a guy who plays in an orchestra. A professional musician. Apparently he's very worried about losing his job as the orchestra he plays in are local government funded. I asked her what instrument he plays. "The oboe." I had to disguise a childish giggle as a cough and go make myself a coffee.

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Simbo Rising Star

Simbo

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Is this it????

 

I expected more.

 

Childish things...... Negged!!!

 

 

When my Mrs is getting ready for bed/ or just takes her top off I have to shout Titties.

 

So you neg me for the thread and then go on to contribute with something childish that you find funny? Surely there must be a law against that?

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