Torres To Chelsea

[Vincent Vega]

I'm on my phone so can't link the article, but the Daily Mail have Chelsea ready to blow City out the water with £70m bid and reckon Torres is up for it. I don't want to hang the lad out to dry on a tabloid rumour, but they have gone big on the story. I must say that I will lose all respect for him if he leaves us for another English club despite the mess we find ourselves in.

[Section_31]

I'm largely indifferent. I won't begin to take an interest again until the yanks are gone, only then can we rebuild. It's like a relegation in a sense, but a relegation of the soul.

 

 

Just take comfort in knowing you never had a choice

[Vincent Vega]

I'm largely indifferent. I won't begin to take an interest again until the yanks are gone, only then can we rebuild. It's like a relegation in a sense, but a relegation of the soul.

 

 

I know where you're coming from Section but just picture our Torres stood in the same line-up as Mongo and Cat-Piss Head. They aren't worthy and surely even he knows every medal he would win there was entirely hollow.

[RobbieOR]

If Torres goes we might aswell give up.

[Magic Sponge]

I dont think he would move to any other English club.

 

He loves us to much.

 

*falls to his knees and prays*

[Voltaire]

I'm on my phone so can't link the article, but the Daily Mail have Chelsea ready to blow City out the water with £70m bid and reckon Torres is up for it. I don't want to hang the lad out to dry on a tabloid rumour, but they have gone big on the story. I must say that I will lose all respect for him if he leaves us for another English club despite the mess we find ourselves in.

 

So, you take the word of the daily mail because 'they've gone big'? Oh fuck, this new process of deciding if something is real or not is fucking groundbreaking, isn't it?! Get on to Einstein here!

 

You are a giant cock for posting links to a Tory paper that spouts nothing but total human waste day after day. Go and type Liverpool fc onto their search engine and count the number of time they have been on the money.

 

You complete blert of a titwank, fuck off back to news now and your dull little frogspawn life.

[Redder Lurtz]

Probably another load of shite but if he does go to that load of wankers I'm through with this fucking sport.

[Red Nick]

The lot of you need to fucking chill out big time

 

Torres and others wont decide there future until after the world cup

 

At that time we will have new Owners and at that point key players will make there mind up.

 

At the moment all the top players are keeping there options open which I am sure you would do given the present position of the club.

 

I am pretty sure if new owners and Mourinho came in everyone would want to say and the flipside is if Paul Jewel and C&A stayed then everyone would jump ship and who could blame them.

 

So just fucking chillout till the end of May at least

[Dan Vito Corleone]

If the Daily Mail had their way, Liverpool would have no players left, at all!

[Red Phoenix]

You complete blert of a titwank, fuck off back to news now and your dull little frogspawn life.

 

Slightly over the top? Agreed with Nick though, a lot of people really need to chill out, the season hasn't even ended yet and we're in for a lot of this over the next few months.

 

Anyway, Daily Mail has Chelsea going for Pato and Thiago Silva for 70mil, so maybe you've mixed something up. It's more likely he'll be after Pato aswell I'd guess. And he's 20, he could be a legend for years to come for them if that works out. But in a few days it'll probably be other targets. It's bullshit season, and there's going to be tons of it for us. He knows Pato though and knows first hand how good he is, I'd say that's a lot more likely.

[Voltaire]

I'm on my phone so can't link the article, but the Daily Mail have Chelsea ready to blow City out the water with £70m bid and reckon Torres is up for it. I don't want to hang the lad out to dry on a tabloid rumour, but they have gone big on the story. I must say that I will lose all respect for him if he leaves us for another English club despite the mess we find ourselves in.

 

I'd love torres to come out and say 'I've lost all respect for dull little bell ends who read a story that's been totally fabricated to anger said bell ends, who then jump on the Internet to perpetuate these stories to other little bell ends -all of whom should know better than to believe the daily fucking mail.'

 

news now that, you six fingered fiflthy meff.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

I've got no issue with him going, to be honest, tho' like most people I might just be a little jaded and numb with the whole LFC experience this past year or so.

 

While he is possibly the greatest striker to turn out for us, it's no good having an £80M striker out injured for half of every season. If the money is invested in team rebuilding, great. If it's going to the banks and that pair of fuckwits' pockets, then he can stay here.

[Dan Vito Corleone]

I'd love torres to come out and say 'I've lost all respect for dull little bell ends who read a story that's been totally fabricated to anger said bell ends, who then jump on the Internet to perpetuate these stories to other little bell ends -all of whom should know better than to believe the daily fucking mail.'

 

news now that, you six fingered fiflthy meff.

 

He's posted a story that is being run in the national press. Where does he say it's definitely happening? Get ready for transfer rumour silly season. It's called summer. Have a Solero and shut the fuck up.

[Manny]

Ordinarily I'd dismiss it as bollocks and laugh at the fascist cunts for wasting ink, but it would pretty much put the icing on the season so for that reason I'm going to go mental and declare it true.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Daily Mail

 

 

Panic over.

[Drewas]

I can see H&G selling Torres and pocketing the money as one last fuck you before they bow out disgracefully!

[Liam]

I dont think Torres would be that stupid in all fairness to the lad. He's probably crossing his fingers Barcelona flog that tall lazy twat and make us an offer we cant refuse.

[Red Phoenix]

We'll probably need a transfer rumours thread again soon, because this place will be full of stuff like this if not. It'll make Rafa threads look refreshing after it starts up aswell. (maybe that's pushing it a bit, but still.)

 

I dont think Torres would be that stupid in all fairness to the lad. He's probably crossing his fingers Barcelona flog that tall lazy twat and make us an offer we cant refuse.

 

That's surely a lot more likely, even though I think he'll really want to be staying with us if he can, and hoping the mess we're in starts clearing up over the next couple of months.

[Voltaire]

He's posted a story that is being run in the national press. Where does he say it's definitely happening? Get ready for transfer rumour silly season. It's called summer. Have a Solero and shut the fuck up.

 

bow before me you lump of sycophantic baby glue, you and your daily mail friend give me energy.

 

I'll be here watching you post shite, because the 'daily mail has gone big' - and when you do, I'll swoop down and let you know that you are complete fuck tards.

 

A little like Bea Smith or Greame Souness rolled into one.

[Red Phoenix]

bow before me you lump of sycophantic baby glue, you and your daily mail friend give me energy.

 

I'll be here watching you post shite, because the 'daily mail has gone big' - and when you do, I'll swoop down and let you know that you are complete fuck tards.

 

A little like Bea Smith or Greame Souness rolled into one.

 

Wow, looks like we're going to have fun with you.

[Magic Sponge]

bow before me you lump of sycophantic baby glue, you and your daily mail friend give me energy.

 

I'll be here watching you post shite, because the 'daily mail has gone big' - and when you do, I'll swoop down and let you know that you are complete fuck tards.

 

A little like Bea Smith or Greame Souness rolled into one.

 

Oh dear.

[Herp McDerp]

bow before me you lump of sycophantic baby glue, you and your daily mail friend give me energy.

 

I'll be here watching you post shite, because the 'daily mail has gone big' - and when you do, I'll swoop down and let you know that you are complete fuck tards.

 

A little like Bea Smith or Greame Souness rolled into one.

Proper ard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well not really, you come across more like this guy.

 

Oh dear.

Nice avatar.

[Wor Horse]

Honestly believe he won't leave.

 

Whatever mess we're in.

[Voltaire]

I have no idea why anyone would have a copy of that picture on their pc? You sir, have a secret lust for photographs of man u players with a semi?

 

You must be welsh.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

Proper ard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well not really, you come across more like this guy.

 

 

Nice avatar.

 

 

Fixed that for yer.