The drunk thread.

[She Knows It]

I went out in town last night, and only spent £15 all night! I still had a dead good night and I have no hangover this morning. Self-control is the way forward.

[melons]

?I took the kids the pictures came home a few mates popped round, and before you know it, a bottle of Vodka and a bottle of baileys have passed.

 

 

Although my computer keyboard is sticking from the drink that fell on it.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I went out in town last night, and only spent £15 all night! I still had a dead good night and I have no hangover this morning. Self-control is the way forward.

 

Liz you little hooker, can't believe you didn't ring me, we could have met up and exchanged cheap insults about NL. Still pretty fucked, got loads to do today including knocking down a wall in our garden with my head :wallbutt: good times.

[RJ Fan club]

Bacon sandwich time.

 

The stomach is a tad rough apart from that I'm good to go.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Bacon sandwich time.

 

The stomach is a tad rough apart from that I'm good to go.

 

Bacon Sandwich ay, I'm with yeah, not sure if I could muster the strength for that kind of action but go forth my brotha, sandwich that bacon.

[Cath]

Now I have to have a breakfast that involves either bacon or sausage or both. If I can work out how to get dressed I can go to the sausage and bacon shop.

[RJ Fan club]

Bacon Sandwich ay, I'm with yeah, not sure if I could muster the strength for that kind of action but go forth my brotha, sandwich that bacon.

 

It's alright, I'm not cooking it

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's alright, I'm not cooking it

 

Not cooking it ay, I'm with yeah, always wondered what that might be like but when thinking about it the voyeur thing just isn't for me.

[Red Phoenix]

This is basically crimbo for me. An excuse to get drunk for around 48 hours. I've had some rough shit going on this year related to drink, but I'm fucked if I'm not being drunk for most of the next 48 hours just so that crimbo doesn't do my head in as much. Then I'll try and get back to reality around the time I leave my nana's house at the crimbo family gathering on boxing day, but only at about 17:15 as I'm on my way to a pub in the middle of nowhere that'll hopefully be showing you know who.

 

*opens next can*

 

And to those that have kids, etc, and a reason to actually like crimbo, I hope you all have a great one.

 

I'll now start preparing a drunken essay on life, dedicated to Hamstrung, that I'll post at around 5am.

[Cosmos]

You drunken cunts.

[Red Phoenix]

You drunken cunts.

 

Piss off handlebar-man.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Started too early.

[Red Phoenix]

Started too early.

 

Haha. On my fourth can here and already getting bored to be honest. It doesn't hold the same appeal anymore. Am playing travian instead and getting a new village sorted, instead of turning into a mess.

[Unrighteous]

Christmas in Estonia is on the 24th, really. Its all about Christmas Eve.

 

I have been doing shots of russian vodka (thats the real stuff) since 5pm, and I am about two bottles in at the moment. Its like a dreamworld at this point.

 

I will let you know how shit I feel tomorrow... but I have outlasted the gfs dad and her sisters bf... so victory is mine.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Haha. On my fourth can here and already getting bored to be honest. It doesn't hold the same appeal anymore. Am playing travian instead and getting a new village sorted, instead of turning into a mess.

 

We went pub about half 12. By 5 we were all twatted and squinting at our watches wondering what the fuck was wrong with us. Actually sobered up now having stopped drinking around 9.

 

Actually prefer a decent cup of tea and some sleep now. 23 and already a sad fucking cunt.

[Magic Sponge]

Contemplating tucking into the cooked turkey.

 

Can hardly walk.

 

Surprised I can type.

[Red Phoenix]

We went pub about half 12. By 5 we were all twatted and squinting at our watches wondering what the fuck was wrong with us. Actually sobered up now having stopped drinking around 9.

 

Actually prefer a decent cup of tea and some sleep now. 23 and already a sad fucking cunt.

 

Hahaha, well repped for making me laugh at least. And tea tastes awesome when sobering up/hungover.

[Malarkey]

Christmas in Estonia is on the 24th, really. Its all about Christmas Eve.

 

I have been doing shots of russian vodka (thats the real stuff) since 5pm, and I am about two bottles in at the moment. Its like a dreamworld at this point.

 

I will let you know how shit I feel tomorrow... but I have outlasted the gfs dad and her sisters bf... so victory is mine.

 

 

Fucking leg.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Completely forgot to have sex tonight. Fuck sake.

[Red Phoenix]

Wow, I'd totally missed that, cheers for quoting Malarkey. Sounds fucking insane too Unrighteous. It's probably inspired me to at least finish off this 8 pack of lager too.

 

Its like a dreamworld at this point.

 

Repped.

[Guest PurpleNose]

Hahaha, well repped for making me laugh at least. And tea tastes awesome when sobering up/hungover.

 

I fucking love tea. I've banned myself from drinking coffee in this country. Not entirely sure why, similar to not eating pizza in this country. Think I go to Italy too much, I've become a food/drink snob. Anyway tea, Yorkshire Tea, every time.

 

Are you male/female, English? American?

 

Christ I am still quite drunk. Apologies.

[DJLJ]

Christmas in Estonia is on the 24th, really. Its all about Christmas Eve.

 

I have been doing shots of russian vodka (thats the real stuff) since 5pm, and I am about two bottles in at the moment. Its like a dreamworld at this point.

 

I will let you know how shit I feel tomorrow... but I have outlasted the gfs dad and her sisters bf... so victory is mine.

 

Same would go for all the Nordic countries.

[Red Phoenix]

Unrighteous, what vodka do you drink? My brother was wondering after I read what you posted, because he's on about Russian vodka which he's been drinking, but it's the proof isn't it that decides how strong it really is? Don't drink it myself, but brother is wondering.

[TonyTNT]

I'm smashed, too many Mojito's and Mulled Wine.. but god willing the dinner I'm cooking will go well 2moz, and in the words of the delfonics, La la la la la means ...I love you.

[Carradona]

Lance is a leg.

 

Christmas pints with your mates (who you haven't seen in at least 3 or 4 months) are boss.