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ah bootle heads. Dubiously aged girls though...wouldn't recommend posting it

 

Also remember when EVERYONE had porn on their phones and traded it? I remember standing in the pub with loads of lads with their phones out bluetoothing ones we didn't have to everyone. It was like adult Pokémon. I don't remember every wanking to a phone video though. I think I had them just because I could

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If memory serves (it's been nearly six years since I had those vids on my phone) there were two of these classics: the "What are yer up to there Lloyd?"/"Eeeeee!!! It stinks" clip, and another where the Bootle ladies* are sucking one of the lads (probably Lloyd) off while he's in the front seat and the other lad films. The girls are hilarious in that one... "You're ragging it [Lloyd's penis] everywhere!!"; "You're hurting it!!". They're genuinely arguing over his cock, all the while the other lad provides an overbearing director's commentary, like Ben Dover with bumfluff.

 

If anyone has a link to this second one, I'd be much obliged.

 

*I say 'ladies' but they were definitely only around 14/15 in those vids.

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Fuck, I thought it was going to be the one of those two birds on the roof with loads of blokes watching, thought it was in the porn thread, tried looking but there are just too many distractions in there. Anyone remember the one I mean?

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would like a pm on this if anyone can oblige, i had this on my phone years ago, love a nostalgia wank,

 

 

I should neg you for that you lazy cunt, the totallynsfw.com link in this very thread is still working.

 

Err...apparently.

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Stumbled across this blast from the past the other day:

 

Warning! The following content is NOT WORK SAFE. Click the Show button to reveal.

 

Interesting back story to this one: vid was doing the bluetooth rounds across Liverpool back in 2005 because the 'star' was Louise Thompson, girlfriend of Anthony Walker.

 

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One of the lads even picks up his picture and says "Look Anthony's watchin me"

 

He'd been dead weeks - what a slag. Nice tits, though.

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There's loads of scouse mobile stuff on xhamster, just search scouser...a mate told me about it...honest to god

 

I just tried that and only 1 came up, that Danielle girl. Now that was a fucking funny thread.

 

"scouse" gets better results. :)

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Embrace the scouse porn, maybe I'm just a bit homesick.

 

Actually I don't think I could knock one out to any that I've seen, they're nearly always fucking dirtbag urchins. Well, apart from that one that Walton Park was banging and that doesn't really count, that's all slick San Fernando Valley production that.

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I just watched one and as always there's a load of lads in a tiny room with a young looking slightly wool sounding girl. This time they're shoving the handle of a pizza slice up her arse and what looks like an air freshener aerosol can up the front hole.

 

Oh and it's like it's filmed on the high seas, camera all over the shop.

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That thread being discussed when someone's mum comes on to have a go at all of you sounds brilliant. Anyone remember the name of the thread or, better still, got a link?

 

It was class, it was danielle smith but I thought it was deleted. One of the best. TLW used to come up as the top google search for her, brilliant.

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