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There is nothing worse than tattoos on old people. I remember hearing Harry Hill saying he new some girl who had a quote from Plato - something like 'At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet' tattooed on her stomach. The years passed, she's now a ravaged old women, and the tattoo now reads 'cabbages - 39p per pound'

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There is nothing worse than tattoos on old people. I remember hearing Harry Hill saying he new some girl who had a quote from Plato - something like 'At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet' tattooed on her stomach. The years passed, she's now a ravaged old women, and the tattoo now reads 'cabbages - 39p per pound'

 

Haha, it's the spider's web on the elbow (that seems to have lost all original negative meaning) that i wonder about. On a young person it's taut, but on a decrepit saggy old elbow where the skin hangs it'll look like a drooping empty orange bag.

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