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Wedding Anniversary


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My first one is coming up and I was wondering what sort of things people do to celebrate other than commiting suicide or having sex with someone else?

 

I was thinking a nice meal and a card would do the trick but I've had a couple of not so subtle hints ("It's our anniversary this month you horrible cunt." etc) & don't want to make an arse of it...

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Well fine don't take my advice.

 

More seriously 1st wedding anniversary is paper right? Do the meal etc but You could make something too? It shows effort which is brownie points.

 

I did the following a few years ago and I haven't been able to top it. I think I mentioned it before.

 

I got a 7" vinyl and some card and listed 12 songs that remind me of her. Not all soppy ones some random stuff. For comedy effect the vinyl was "the lady is a tramp by Sinatra". She loved it. Framed it and gave it to her on her birthday.

 

I've also drawn a really shit comic on a price of paper on a train journey home about me being bored at work and rushing to get home to her it's terrible like but again I framed it and gave it to her.

 

I realise this makes me sound like a soft cunt and I am. But these two mean more to her than anything else I have given her.

 

Brownie points.

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Well fine don't take my advice.

 

More seriously 1st wedding anniversary is paper right? Do the meal etc but You could make something too? It shows effort which is brownie points.

 

I did the following a few years ago and I haven't been able to top it. I think I mentioned it before.

 

I got a 7" vinyl and some card and listed 12 songs that remind me of her. Not all soppy ones some random stuff. For comedy effect the vinyl was "the lady is a tramp by Sinatra". She loved it. Framed it and gave it to her on her birthday.

 

I've also drawn a really shit comic on a price of paper on a train journey home about me being bored at work and rushing to get home to her it's terrible like but again I framed it and gave it to her.

 

I realise this makes me sound like a soft cunt and I am. But these two mean more to her than anything else I have given her.

 

Brownie points.

Gay.

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It's my first one on the 15th June also. I've bought her a Michael Kors bracelet (£90) which goes with the Michael Kors watch I got her for last Xmas, the Michael Kors necklace I got her when we found out she was pregnant & the Michael Kors bag I gave her as her Wedding gift.

 

We're also going to where we got married for lunch. I'll also get her a card.

 

Sex will be difficlt as she'll be 38 weeks pregnant at the time but I'll give it a go.

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Well fine don't take my advice.More seriously 1st wedding anniversary is paper right? Do the meal etc but You could make something too? It shows effort which is brownie points.I did the following a few years ago and I haven't been able to top it. I think I mentioned it before.I got a 7" vinyl and some card and listed 12 songs that remind me of her. Not all soppy ones some random stuff. For comedy effect the vinyl was "the lady is a tramp by Sinatra". She loved it. Framed it and gave it to her on her birthday.I've also drawn a really shit comic on a price of paper on a train journey home about me being bored at work and rushing to get home to her it's terrible like but again I framed it and gave it to her.I realise this makes me sound like a soft cunt and I am. But these two mean more to her than anything else I have given her.Brownie points.

People like you make my petrol station flowers seem shite

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It's my first one on the 15th June also. I've bought her a Michael Kors bracelet (£90) which goes with the Michael Kors watch I got her for last Xmas, the Michael Kors necklace I got her when we found out she was pregnant & the Michael Kors bag I gave her as her Wedding gift.

We're also going to where we got married for lunch. I'll also get her a card.

Sex will be difficlt as she'll be 38 weeks pregnant at the time but I'll give it a go.

You'll be giving it a go every night by then...anything to hurry the little mite out!

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My first one is coming up and I was wondering what sort of things people do to celebrate other than commiting suicide or having sex with someone else?I was thinking a nice meal and a card would do the trick but I've had a couple of not so subtle hints ("It's our anniversary this month you horrible cunt." etc) & don't want to make an arse of it...

And now Mook...

 

It looks like we've established that she wants to mark the day, so that's a start.

Does she like surprises or would she want to be involved in deciding what to do?

What kind of a woman is she? Practical/romantic/high maintenence?

 

And whatever you decide to do, all things going to plan, this may be the last anniversary, without the complications of extreme fatigue and child care arrangements, for a very long time, so make it a good un.

 

If you're feeling flush, nights in hotels rarely fail to hit the spot

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She's pretty laid back, definitely not high maintenance. I'd like to make it a surprise. Good shout about the last one on our own for a few years, better make it a good one eh.

Aren't you Scottish?

 

Buck fast, Irn-bru, fried mars bar and some grade A smack.

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