Recommend me some favourite players.

[DanDanShaw]

I had Henderson's name printed on the back of my shirt 5 days after he signed for us and foreseen that he would be a world class player (please see below) - he's my favourite player, I'd like him to be your favourite player too.  Maybe we can start a fan club and get matching tattooes.

 

[Tony Moanero]

But... but... but your name is DanDanShaw.

[SlugTrail]

Over the last two years, we've become a much better side and a serious threat for the league title.

 

However, as Rodgers has, rightly, cleaned house and made the squad in his image, he's also lost or discarded a lot of senior players. Carragher, Agger, Reina, Suarez, Kuyt and Maxi. That's without mentioning Johnson not being very good anymore and Lucas being sidelined.

 

Now, I'm in a position where I only really love one of our players - Gerrard - and dig no more than four - Coutinho, Sturridge, the boy Sterling and my man Skrtel - which isn't nearly enough. I need some new favourites.

 

I need the good people of this forum to tell me which players I should adopt as favourites and, most importantly, give me a reason.

 

Edit: It can't be Balotelli.

I feel a bit like this too, i suppose this is what happens when the team becomes the star rather than individuals, im pinning a lot of hope on Moreno and Can, would love it to be Markovic but at the moment it is all just hope.

[DanDanShaw]

But... but... but your name is DanDanShaw.

 

Dan Shaw was the name given to me by a few scousers at my first ever European away game, because they couldn't pronounce my real name. 

[Tony Moanero]

Dan Shaw was the name given to me by a few scousers at my first ever European away game, because they couldn't pronounce my real name. 

 

They couldn't pronounce Josh?

[DanDanShaw]

They couldn't pronounce Josh?

 

I'm half Nigerian, so my dad decided to give me a dog shit real first name - which I can't even spell.  So when I travel, that same dog shit first name is obviously on my passport.  I was about 10 and they read it out as a sort of "register" to make sure everybody was on the coach.

 

My name was read out, they all laughed.  Asked me how to spell it, I showed them my passport - they laughed again and said they were just going to call me Dan Shaw instead.  So there you have it, Tony.

[Tony Moanero]

[El Dangerous]

I'm half Nigerian, so my dad decided to give me a dog shit real first name - which I can't even spell. So when I travel, that same dog shit first name is obviously on my passport. I was about 10 and they read it out as a sort of "register" to make sure everybody was on the coach.

 

My name was read out, they all laughed. Asked me how to spell it, I showed them my passport - they laughed again and said they were just going to call me Dan Shaw instead. So there you have it, Tony.

You can't spell your own name? I'm calling bollocks. I bet you have one of those brilliant Nigerian names like Good Luck Jonathan or Afro Truth Emanuel.

[Jairzinho]

Or Peter.

[scudger99]

Or Frode.

[DanDanShaw]

You can't spell your own name? I'm calling bollocks. I bet you have one of those brilliant Nigerian names like Good Luck Jonathan or Afro Truth Emanuel.

 

I can now, but couldn't then.  It's really long, I think it means something in Nigerian like "hope and glory" fuck knows, my mums a bitch for letting my dad give me such a dog shit first name. 

 

I keep meaning to get it fucked off but it costs money and effort to change all my documents.  I always have to check my license whenever I'm filling something in official online to make sure I haven't made a mistake.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just tell us your name, Dan.

[DanDanShaw]

Joshua Sonuga.

 

I will never tell you my first name.  It will go to the grave with me.

[Dr Nowt]

Joshua Sonuga.

 

I will never tell you my first name. It will go to the grave with me.

By the sound of it I wouldn't want to be the poor cunt who has to chisel it on your headstone.

[Kevin D]

I don't care for most of our players.

[Dr Nowt]

Me either. Beige.

[billypilgrimnz]

Not a lot of personality there, is there? 

[VladimirIlyich]

I'm half Nigerian, so my dad decided to give me a dog shit real first name - which I can't even spell. So when I travel, that same dog shit first name is obviously on my passport. I was about 10 and they read it out as a sort of "register" to make sure everybody was on the coach.

 

My name was read out, they all laughed. Asked me how to spell it, I showed them my passport - they laughed again and said they were just going to call me Dan Shaw instead. So there you have it, Tony.

I always wondered why I keep getting ads for wire transfers on half the threads you post on.

[LFC 6 Times]

Love Phil Coutinho, his feet are magnificent, one of the most natural footballers you'll ever see.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Hendo, Coutinho (when he gets eye of the tiger).

[mouse1989]

If Cou isn't in your top 3, then your list is not valid

[Iceman]

Where the fuck is Trucker Paddy when you need a delivery of humble pie?