The 2013/2014 Blueshite Rumour

[Paulie Dangerously]

They set the bar high with the "Kenny showing signs of dementia" one last year. My predictions are:

 

 

Suarez came onto Sterling which is why he is being forced to leave the club

 

If you look closely at the tattoos Agger has you can see one that the Danish mafia get when they've killed someone

 

Brendan throttled a bald eagle and it was covered up by FSG to protect our marketing image in the states

 

Suarez' form last season came from steroid use (which also explains his erratic behaviour) and he was lucky to avoid drug testing. He knows that sooner or later he'll be tested so he's forcing a move whilst his stock is high

 

Gerrard having a beard is him coming out to everyone after living a lie for so long

[RedinSweden]

Brendan shagged Suarez's missus and that's why he had to leave.

[Furmedge]

Skrtel drew a muzzie on Brendan's portrait at home and that's why he's being shunned from the starting eleven.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Jordan Ibe is Dalglish and a prostitutes love child

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Warrior allowed Raheem to design the third kit on his etch-a-sketch in return for not getting anyone pregnant.

[05 Milan]

Hahahahaha!

[Bjornebye]

Suarez has had enough of Jay Spearing goosing everyone's bird

 

Martin Kelly is a bag head

 

Reina and Suarez are being hounded out of the club by Ayre after he caught them both rattling Claire Rourke

[Paulie Dangerously]

Coutinho smashed a Ugandan schoolie in Central Library.

[Fowlers God]

Rodgers sent everyone in his phone book, the video of his son rattling that bird in the hotel room but Suarez. That's why he wants to leave!

[Harry Squatter]

Suarez got bummed by Stuart Hall when he commentated on a Uruguay vs England game in the 90's, Suarez bit his cock and is fearful of the English press reporting it which is why he wants to leave.

 

Kenny Dalglish is really Steven Gerrards Dad, that's why his parents split up.

[Guest San Don]

Some boss 'rumours' here! I expect to see them spreading across the net by the vile shite ones.

[Flying Pig]

Beardsley fucked Hansen's and Kenny's wives in a threesome; that why he was sold.

 

Phil Babb was the first footballer to be gay.

[Harry Squatter]

Agger is constantly on the beak and had to sell his place in Lark Lane to Pancake cos he owed him 500 grand.

[Reckoner]

Massively unfunny

[General Dryness]

Massively unfunny

 

Troys post or the whole thread? Massively unfunny is a bit of a stretch. I would point the needle at mildly amusing right now.

[Barzini]

We only have bigger crowds than Everton due to Raheem giving comp tickets to all his offspring.

[Harry Squatter]

The season ticket waiting list is a load of redshite propaganda, there are 10,000 tickets available every game but the club always puts sold out on their website and pays for charter flights from Oslo and Belfast to make up the empty seats.

 

 

Robbie Fowler has been a smack head since 1993 and the only reason he owns loads of property is to fund his habit.

 

Glenn Johnson regularly plays the "phone game" with Ashley Cole on international duty