Nissan Micra drivers.

[RJ Fan club]

Ford fucking Fusions. Cunts to man.

[Duff Man]

Just driven my old Micra for the last time. A sad day indeed. It was an absolute fucking trooper covering 75k over 5 years and never breaking down once. There's barely a single piece of metal work that hasn't succumbed to rust but fuck me what an engine. Totally bomb proof, it'd easy do another 75k if the rest of the car wasn't falling apart.

 

In short, Micra's are fucking ace; unpretentious, cheap, reliable little motors. Fuck you haterz!

[moof]

Is there something wrong with the rear view mirrors in a micra because they never move over when I flash the fuckers.

[Champ]

Is there something wrong with the rear view mirrors in a micra because they never move over when I flash the fuckers.

There was one sat in the outside lane driving alongside me this afternoon...I thought of this thread as I had to slow down in order to let the thing pass so that I could turn right to get home

[moof]

There was one sat in the outside lane driving alongside me this afternoon...I thought of this thread as I had to slow down in order to let the thing pass so that I could turn right to get home

 

Haha they really are fucking infuriating. I came across one trying to overtake a lorry on the motorway once, I'm not joking when I say I must have been stuck behind him for 10 minutes trying to overtake this bloody truck.

 

They're the most dangerous fuckers on the road. Give me a 17 year old boy racer any day of the week.

[Champ]

Haha they really are fucking infuriating. I came across one trying to overtake a lorry on the motorway once, I'm not joking when I say I must have been stuck behind him for 10 minutes trying to overtake this bloody truck.

 

She wasnt even an old person or anything that might have excused her

[Magic Sponge]

I rear ended a Micra in my work van a few years ago. The old boot who was driving decided to stop dead without indicating.

 

Totally fucked my front end including my radiator and front grill. Not a fucking spot of damaged to her shit can apart from the nodding dog on her parcel shelf, had its head knocked off.

 

Cunt carriers.

[Champ]

Having, along with about 10 other cars, trailed a Prius for the best part of 30 miles down a winding single lane road on Sunday on the way to a sporting fixture I got to thinking this wasnt the first time I had come across this kind of behaviour from this particular model. Do they not have rear view mirrors either? They must think the roads are fucking empty...yeah, we're all stuck behind you