The GF Animal Tournament VI final 32.

[Fugitive]

These are the brave souls who will battle it out to the death to see who will be crowned the GFAT VI Champion.

 

Proboscis Monkey

Elephant

African Wild Dog

Badger

Simonlfcgreen

Rhino

Walrus

Donkey

Silverback Gorrila

Red Panda

Otter

Black Squirrel

Pig

Peregrine Falcon

Schistosoma japonicum

Paul the Octopus

Thorny Devil

Jaekelopterus rhenaniae

Tapeworm.

Glow in the dark Rabbit

Kouprey

Australian Salt Water Crocodile

Dingbat (also known as species unknown)

"Yafucked" the Stone fish

Leopard Seal

Aardwolf

Tasmanian Devil

Blue Ringed octopus

Honey Badger

Asian Cobra

Orangutan

Duck-Billed Platypus

 

The proper competition will begin when Remmie gets back from his trip abroad.

[Jim MM]

Pig will be starving by then. He is sitting in the corner sucking on the bones of an Alaskan Malamute and cannot guarantee that the rabbit will survive the night.

[Fugitive]

[Redder Lurtz]

Just two minor things:

 

1. What happened to my pushmepullyou rhino?

2. Paul the Octopus is fucking dead.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*That's a factual statement containing profanity, not a signal of murderous intent.

[Jim MM]

Pigs are smart enough to appreciate good bacon and bad ass enough to not give a fuck about murdering their whole family to get it.

NOM.

 

What happened to my pushmepullyou rhino?

NOM

[Indian Red]

The dingbat has already scouted all its opponents all of which are only still alive cause the dingbat has let them. Once the draw is made, the first animal to become extinct will be the one the dingbat is drawn against.

[Fugitive]

Just two minor things:

 

1. What happened to my pushmepullyou rhino?

2. Paul the Octopus is fucking dead.*

 

1. Didn't make it through Remmies initial cull... It was shit.

2. He's not really dead. He faked his dead to avoid the media glare and is currently living on an Island with Elvis, Kurt Cobain, Michael Jackson and Jade Goody.

[Strontium]

Two octopuses ought to meet in the first round, it would be a 16-legged grudge match

[Jim MM]

The di...

NOM

[Redder Lurtz]

1. Didn't make it through Remmies initial cull... It was shit.

 

How is this shit? It wold nail anything left in the final 32.

 

[Fugitive]

How is this shit? It wold nail anything left in the final 32.

 

 

I'd love to see that trying to move.

 

Rhino chuckle brothers.

[Redder Lurtz]

He doesn't have to move except for fighting and killing those less well equipped unfortunates who cross his path. He just tells people what he wants and people bring him shit.

 

Big disappointment, this.

[RedinSweden]

Gutted I didn't enter War Bastard. I bet the other animals are relieved though.

[Guido]

Neither of my beasts are in despite the fact that both use poo as a defensive tactic. Plus one of them actually EATS black fuckin mambas! Bunch of arse. My money's on the Honey Badger now. Or normal badger.

[L19red]

How is this shit? It wold nail anything left in the final 32.

 

a leathery skinned vegetarian with crap eyesight? there is a very good reason why the rhino is nearly extinct.

[Xherdan]

a leathery skinned vegetarian with crap eyesight? there is a very good reason why the rhino is nearly extinct.

 

 

 

See those horns? Consider them rammed up your arse.

 

 

The Rhino will defeat anyone who dares to stand in its way.

 

 

The GFATvi has been warned.

[Fugitive]

See those horns? Consider them rammed up your arse.

 

 

The Rhino will defeat anyone who dares to stand in its way.

 

 

The GFATvi has been warned.

 

The actual Rhino would make that Chuckle Brother Rhino into processed meat and turn it's hooves and horns into an ashtray.

 

The Kouprey will destroy everything. It's endangered and I'll tell you why. It spent it days killing anything that crossed it's path for fun but one day it got bored of the lack of challenge. The Koupreys gathered and decided the only real competition was to battle each other... to the death. Any time a Kouprey meets another, they will battle it out until one of them is dead.

 

Koupreys are fucking hard mental cunts.

[Redder Lurtz]

The actual Rhino would make that Chuckle Brother Rhino into processed meat and turn it's hooves and horns into an ashtray.

 

The Kouprey will destroy everything. It's endangered and I'll tell you why. It spent it days killing anything that crossed it's path for fun but one day it got bored of the lack of challenge. The Koupreys gathered and decided the only real competition was to battle each other... to the death. Any time a Kouprey meets another, they will battle it out until one of them is dead.

 

Koupreys are fucking hard mental cunts.

 

That 'chuckle brother' rhino is so hard it shoved another rhino halfway up its own arse to create itself.

 

I'll leave it there though.

[lifetime fan]

How is this shit? It wold nail anything left in the final 32.

 

 

When my black squirrel fucked that rhino the offspring and all future generations would be black.

 

It would own that comedy creature and its offspring forever.

[Jim MM]

nom nom nom

[lifetime fan]

nom nom nom

 

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You expect me to take you seriously?

[Xherdan]

Koupgay.

[Indian Red]

a leathery skinned vegetarian with crap eyesight? there is a very good reason why the rhino is nearly extinct.

 

And that reason is the dingbat species unknown

[L19red]

And that reason is the dingbat species unknown

 

I'll go out on a limb and say any animal named after a font is not going to win.

[Indian Red]

I'll go out on a limb and say any animal named after a font is not going to win.

 

More of that and the dingbat will ensure you wont have any limbs to go out on