Cameron: "Cuts will change our way of life"

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

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[Section_31]

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I see your point.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hahaha, that sounds more like that dog Brian from Family Guy, ironically fitting. 

[Bjornebye]

I read that in a robotic voice. Like the PB15 and Hodgson videos.

 

Hahaha even my bird is pissing herself at that

 

On me.

[PestiRed]

It's bestiality. For some reason that mispelling always annoys me

 

Ruining an otherwise magnificent post

[Bjornebye]

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[Nightcat]

"dog bestiality" and "bird pissing" on someone? A thread dedicated to D. Cameron appears an appropriate place to post that.

[Bjornebye]

It's bestiality. For some reason that mispelling always annoys meRuining an otherwise magnificent post

[Jairzinho]

Wait, what?

[Bjornebye]

Ah fuck. Stig's lost it. Kamikaze.

 

 

I'm not sure what you mean by 'fuck me', to be honest.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I like this text to speech thing.

 

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/texttospeech_output_files/0777201001419072497/4294443.mp3

[Bjornebye]

Excellent

 

Where the fuck do you do that

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Excellent

 

Where the fuck do you do that

Fuck off, it's my thing. I'm cool for five minutes.

 

Oh, ok.

 

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com

[Bjornebye]

Why the fuck does Dave only come into it when Daniel is getting abuse?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

No need to type replies any more, we can just use speech. 

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Why the fuck does Dave only come into it when Daniel is getting abuse?

Well, I didn't mean that you shouldn't have a go at him, just that bringing his 'real' life and his family into it (which wasn't even on the table when we were hammering Steve Sinatra, the Chelsea fan) might cause you some bother with Dave. Just saying, like.

[Bjornebye]

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/texttospeech_output_files/0643478001419073044/4294520.mp3

[Bjornebye]

Well, I didn't mean that you shouldn't have a go at him, just that bringing his 'real' life and his family into it (which wasn't even on the table when we were hammering Steve Sinatra, the Chelsea fan) might cause you some bother with Dave. Just saying, like.

I haven't I was clearly just after a bite. Jesus. What do you think I am? A cunt?

 

 

 

 

 

Yes. Yes I am.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/texttospeech_output_files/0137969001419073515/4294590.mp3

[RoboRiise]

 

Is this an annual event now?

[Dr Nowt]

Put your arms, around the world, at Christmas tiiiiiiiime.

[Lee909]

Put your arms, around the world, it's reach around tiiiiiiiime.

 

 

Dirty bastard 

[Bjornebye]

http://www.fromtexttospeech.com/texttospeech_output_files/0270223001419073923/4294654.mp3

[RoboRiise]

Well, I didn't mean that you shouldn't have a go at him, just that bringing his 'real' life and his family into it (which wasn't even on the table when we were hammering Steve Sinatra, the Chelsea fan) might cause you some bother with Dave. Just saying, like.

 

Well it was until Dave told people to wind it in, someone posted his sister's facebook originally if I recall.  I also remember Lewis saying he wanted to nail her until he found out she was about 13.  Then he decided he wanted to bum her instead.

[Dr Nowt]

Dirty bastard

But you can't fault the goddam common courtesy I've spent all morning extending to gentlemen and donkeys.