Questiontime

[Jairzinho]

Is the UKIP blancmange reading everything from a script?

[Jairzinho]

Ken has drifted back to the 19th century.

[Jairzinho]

Foreigners coming over here taking our prison cells.

[Stickman]

"We need to protect uk citizens from bad foreigners".....really?

 

The biggest nastiest cunts in this country are the ones who already live here.

[Champ]

"The man on the far right there"

I'd laugh but this is jaw dropping

[moof]

So, we all up for moving to Uruguay, or what?

[Creator Supreme]

"We need to protect uk citizens from bad foreigners".....really?The biggest nastiest cunts in this country are the ones who already live here.

Exactly what I thought!

[Champ]

Jack Straw 'wouldn't rule out dental checks' on the children selected to be brought to Britain from Calais. Why am I not surprised

[Carvalho Diablo]

These cunts down at the Borough Hall, but fuck it, been out on the piss watching Jonah Matranga gig, pissed as a fiddlers bitch, leave those daft twats to it.

 

Goodnight Vienna.

[Champ]

These cunts down at the Borough Hall, but fuck it, been out on the piss watching Jonah Matranga gig, pissed as a fiddlers bitch, leave those daft twats to it.

 

Goodnight Vienna.

You'll be looking for the Predictive Text Stories thread, CD

[Stickman]

Saw this on Twitter from Will Black

 

"Lots of clapping for Conrad Black and Donald Trump in Hatlepool. Then again the townspeople did hang a Monkey thinking it a French Spy"

[Carvalho Diablo]

Saw this on Twitter from Will Black

 

"Lots of clapping for Conrad Black and Donald Trump in Hatlepool. Then again the townspeople did hang a Monkey thinking it a French Spy"

And we fucked the good looking hairy arsed bastard, don't leave the best bits out.

 

Awooooooga !

[Strontium]

Donald Trump's desire to use nukes on a regular basis suddenly makes a whole lot more sense when you factor Hartlepool into the equation. They don't need Brexit there, they need a fucking genocide.

[Jairzinho]

I think they must have had one, bar one family, a few hundred years ago.

[polymerpunkah]

So did they ask Black about immigrants with criminal records?

[thechap]

"We need to protect uk citizens from bad foreigners".....really?

 

The biggest nastiest cunts in this country are the ones who already live here.

 

So let's some slightly less nasty cunts in then, shall we? You know - like murderers and rapists. 

 

Great argument.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

So let's some slightly less nasty cunts in then, shall we? You know - like murderers and rapists.

 

Great argument.

Fuck off, you melt.

[cochyn]

So let's some slightly less nasty cunts in then, shall we? You know - like murderers and rapists. 

 

Great argument.

 

Honestly, these fucking remoaners...

 

Good panel tonight. Varoufakis on the money, UKIP person bleating ineffectually and offering no more that trite rhetoric. Conrad Black espousing a chocolate-box picture of Great Britain. Ken Clarke mugging up to him to get a drink or two after the show. Dimbleby needs to retire though surely? 

[Strontium]

I am notoriously not a believer in the supernatural, but if I was, there wouldn't be a circle of hell hot enough for those who label desperate folk who have fled across an entire continent with scarcely more than the clothes on their back, en masse, as ne'er-do-wells and crooks. What a shameful way to treat people who need help.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I am notoriously not a believer in the supernatural, but if I was, there wouldn't be a circle of hell hot enough for those who label desperate folk who have fled across an entire continent with scarcely more than the clothes on their back, en masse, as ne'er-do-wells and crooks. What a shameful way to treat people who need help.

Yup, poor desperate Middleborough twats.

[stringvest]

I caught some of that on the radio tonight as I needed an early night. Now I've woken up angered by people's absolute fucking stupidity and I can't get back to sleep. Cull the cunts, really.

[Anubis]

Hartlepool and it's denizens fully lived up to my favourite description of them.

 

 

It was a town of wide extent and dense construction, yet one with a portentous dearth of visible life. From the tangle of chimney-pots scarcely a wisp of smoke came, and the three tall steeples loomed stark and unpainted against the seaward horizon. One of them was crumbling down at the top, and in that and another there were only black gaping holes where clock-dials should have been. The vast huddle of sagging gambrel roofs and peaked gables conveyed with offensive clearness the idea of wormy decay, and as we approached along the now descending road I could see that many roofs had wholly caved in. There were some large square Georgian houses, too, with hipped roofs, cupolas, and railed "widow's walks". These were mostly well back from the water, and one or two seemed to be in moderately sound condition....

 

The decay was worst close to the waterfront, though in its very midst I could spy the white belfry of a fairly well-preserved brick structure which looked like a small factory. The harbour, long clogged with sand, was enclosed by an ancient stone breakwater....

 

Here and there the ruins of wharves jutted out from the shore to end in indeterminate rottenness, those farthest south seeming the most decayed. And far out to sea, despite a high tide, I glimpsed a long, black line scarcely rising above the water yet carrying a suggestion of odd latent malignancy.

Some of 'em have queer narrow heads with flat noses and bulgy, starry eyes that never seem to shut, and their skin ain't quite right. Rough and scabby, and the sides of the necks are all shriveled or creased up. Get bald, too, very young. The older fellows look the worst—fact is, I don't believe I've ever seen a very old chap of that kind. Guess they must die of looking in the glass!

 

Oh, hang on. Sorry, that's HP Lovecraft's Innsmouth.

[thechap]

Fuck off, you melt.

 

Nice. So you too think it doesn't matter if we let in the odd murderer, rapist or violent thug then? Or perhaps even the odd IS sleeper?

[Strontium]

Let's just kill everyone in the country, because some people are bad.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

So let's some slightly less nasty cunts in then, shall we? You know - like murderers and rapists. 

 

Great argument.

 

Nobody ever says that though, well apart yourself and the other mongs who lack any knowledge on the subject. You just bang the same old broken drum in attempt to justify the crap you come out with. You are a sad human being and a massive fucking CUNT! Save your fucking crap for your UKIP/Britain First/NF chums.