Facebook

[Redder Lurtz]

Currently flirting with some daft married bird on there. Genius.

[BRANDS]

its ok for the 1st few weeks then it just become pants - i hate all the shit people send - such and such random person sent you a drink - oh fuck off please

 

good for seeing what your ex's and stuff are like now!

[Redder Lurtz]

its ok for the 1st few weeks then it just become pants - i hate all the shit people send - such and such random person sent you a drink - oh fuck off please

 

good for seeing what your ex's and stuff are like now!

 

Oh yeah - the 'send this shit application to 20 of your mates or you'll get bad luck.' I've got a better idea, how about you fuck completely off?

 

There's an application where you flirt with ppl on their profiles though and I've reeled in this married bit. Cracking sport.

[BRANDS]

ask her how old her picture is!

[Redder Lurtz]

ask her how old her picture is!

 

A month old. Was taken at xmas, can see the tree.

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Currently flirting with some daft married bird on there. Genius.

 

Theres fucking millions of them, and they're all easier to pick up than 10 week old dog shit...and about as interesting.

[RedinSweden]

A month old. Was taken at xmas, can see the tree.

 

Christmas 1987

[Redder Lurtz]

Christmas 1987

 

;) Nah, it's recent.

 

Fuckin better be anyway.

[hamstrung]

I hate facebook

 

It has made me consider infidelity with the first girl I ever fell in love with.

 

Despite the fact she is an utter cunt.

[Randy Marsh]

 

There's an application where you flirt with ppl on their profiles though and I've reeled in this married bit. Cracking sport.

 

Where's that application? Wouldnt mind a bit of that like. All that shity chain message bollocks does my head in aswell. Ignore all of that. Facebook's a boss wank bank though, some crackin material

[chrisbonnie]

isnt all that myspace style stuff a pile of student bollocks

 

seriously, a mate of mine has housemates that fucking live on the thing, you`ll find its attributed to the phenomana of people taking photos, EVERY TIME THEY GO FOR A DRINK, then its stright home to show all the "friends" on their bebo or facebook page

 

no offence, but no one is that popular that other people, with any form of life would want to check out wheter Shelia, from the country, now a student in the city had for drinkies last night

 

thats my post West Ham rant on bloggers done

 

next time we lose, someone start a thread on coffee, that`ll be fun, i fucking hate that shite even more than Bebo!!!!! :whistle:

[bossy]

;) Nah, it's recent.

 

Fuckin better be anyway.

 

 

She's probably really a He...........

[Section_31]

I hate facebook

 

It has made me consider infidelity with the first girl I ever fell in love with.

 

Despite the fact she is an utter cunt.

 

 

haha!

 

An ex messaged me before on Facebook actually asking me why - and I shit you not - I 'gave her a funny look' when she tapped me on the shoulder in a warrington bar in October.

 

What do I say to that? "Because I don't like you?!"

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

haha!

 

An ex messaged me before on Facebook actually asking me why - and I shit you not - I 'gave her a funny look' when she tapped me on the shoulder in a warrington bar in October.

 

What do I say to that? "Because I don't like you?!"

 

Just kill her. Or let me know who she is and I'll do it for you.

[Ted]

Just kill her. Or let me know who she is and I'll do it for you.

 

Or take a leaf out of Paddy's avatar and reply with:

 

'I gave you a funny look because you are a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.'

[Guest PaddyBerger15]

Or take a leaf out of Paddy's avatar and reply with:

 

'I gave you a funny look because you are a fucking ugly bitch. I wanna stab you to death and play around with your blood.'

 

Oi, Oi, Oi, theres no need for that Terry, thats my chat up line that is. There has to be some things that are sacred, even amongst mates.

[Ted]

Oi, Oi, Oi, theres no need for that Terry, thats my chat up line that is. There has to be some things that are sacred, even amongst mates.

 

True enough, sir. I retract my earlier suggestion.

[GUS]

A month old. Was taken at xmas, can see the tree.

 

How do you know that wasn't the tree from Xmas 99?

 

I have met up with 2 girls I met on Facebook/MySpace. Both were 3 stone heavier in real life than they looked in their (presumably very old) pics. Having said that, they were both the wildest shags I've ever had. Still doing one of them good style now.

[WaltonRed]

its okay, found plenty of old school mates on there and its good to catch up.

[AVEEZ]

Currently flirting with some daft married bird on there. Genius.

 

 

pointless without a picture for us to judge.. are you flirting with a boot?

[NelCarra]

Facebook is possibly the best one....the thing that pisses me off though is when you have to invite 20 people for them applications...fuck off

[WaltonRed]

Some bird we went to school with has just revealed she had a 'crush' on my best mate.

 

In the subsequent years she's blossomed from pretty with potential to down right hottie.

 

Now, do I tell him and expand the cocky fucks head even more or do I bury it?

[madstock]

Facebook is ace, as long as you are careful who you let in; alas the mother of my children (the "stalker" to whom I have been referring on here of late) is listed as a friend, and has made it her sole aim in life to follow me around the internet and comment on everything I do.

 

Including starting a scurrilous smear campaign that I have ginger pubes.

 

Well she wasn't fucking laughing when I offered to take a photo and put up a poll, I can tell you...

[AVEEZ]

Facebook is ace, as long as you are careful who you let in; alas the mother of my children (the "stalker" to whom I have been referring on here of late) is listed as a friend, and has made it her sole aim in life to follow me around the internet and comment on everything I do.

 

Including starting a scurrilous smear campaign that I have ginger pubes.

 

Well she wasn't fucking laughing when I offered to take a photo and put up a poll, I can tell you...

 

Can you give me a clue as to which friend your 'stalker' is on face book I'd like to put a face to the stalking!! Also I'd like to judge you by your ex ploits!! :P

[madstock]

Can you give me a clue as to which friend your 'stalker' is on face book I'd like to put a face to the stalking!! Also I'd like to judge you by your ex ploits!! :P

 

Ah, well I have err (tots up swiftly) 7 friends who are exes and the stalker is female.

 

Just look for the negative comment on every bloody thing I do or say and you won't go far wrong.

 

Rather amusingly I had this conversation with a random facebook person yesterday:

 

Random Facebook Person: "So are there any more pictures of you?"

Me:"Err - all photos of me are shite, but if you click on my profile pic there are some bad ones there"

 

(random facebook person goes away to do this, and then returns)

 

RFP: "Christ almighty - that <name of ex> is a bit over-critical, isn't she?"

 

Gave me a bit of a chuckle, in any case.

 

Edit: It isn't Liz either!